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BlockyBoys SMP: HarassmentHurtMe, ReportedIt

Abuse, assault, Awareness, BlockyBoys, Boundaries, consent, discrimination, empowerment, gender, Harassment, HarassmentHurtMe, Male, mental health, METOO, ReportedIt, Reporting, sexual harassment, smp, Support, survivor, Therapy, toxic masculinity, Trauma, Victim

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9512
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Are you tired of getting harassed in real life? Well, our Minecraft SMP is the perfect escape! Join us and leave all those creepy encounters behind. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without worrying about unwanted advances. Plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end. So come join us and leave those real-life creeps in the dust!

BlockyDisasters: Tell Us Your Worst Day!

Adversity, BlockyDisasters, Challenges, coping, Day, Devastating, Difficult, emotional, Experience, Grief, growth, healing, HEARTBREAK, Life, Loss, Pain, Reflection, Sadness, Struggle, Tragedy, Traumatic, WORST, worst day

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7568
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from reality! Join us and experience the craziest adventures you never knew you needed.

Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles appear out of nowhere, offering you a quest to find the legendary bacon sword. Yes, you heard that right, a sword made entirely out of bacon! And that’s just the beginning of the madness on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a giant chicken into battle against an army of evil llamas? Or build a house out of exploding TNT blocks just for the thrill of it? Well, on our server, anything is possible.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and have the time of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it. Join now and let the insanity begin!

ZelenskyyCraft: Victory Plan Unleashed

Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Military, negotiations, peace talks, Plan, political leadership, President Zelenskyy, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian lawmakers, Unleashed, Victory, victory plan, War, Western Allies, zelenskyy, ZelenskyyCraft

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1926
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a ‘victory plan’ just like zelenskyy! we will unveil it to you as you embark on crazy adventures with other players. our western allies are already on board and ready to conquer the virtual world with you! join now for a chance to be a part of something truly legendary!

ZapTourniquet – Stop Bleeding Fast!

BLEEDING, bleeding control, blood clotting, blood-clot stability, discovery, electrical impulses, Fast, Healthcare, human tests, innovation, medical breakthrough, Medical Treatment, nerve, nerve damage, nerve injuries, neural stimulation, neural tourniquet, research, researchers, Science, STOP, Technology, ZapTourniquet

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5415
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Dragons Tamed:	6	Chimeras Created:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Magic Items Found:	5915	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Mines Excavated:	1843	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

so, like, you ever been playin’ minecraft and suddenly you start bleedin’ out all over the place? well, fear no more, cuz on our server we got the solution! we got this crazy thing called a ‘neural tourniquet’ that stops all that bleedin’ with electrical impulses!

imagine you’re just mining away, minding your own business, and then BAM! you accidentally hit a lava pit and start losin’ all your hearts. well, on our server, you just activate that neural tourniquet and BAM! no more bleedin’ out!

we even did human tests and found out that this thing increases blood-clot stability! so, like, join our server now and never worry about bleedin’ out in minecraft again! plus, we got some sick builds and crazy adventures waiting for ya! come on, what are ya waitin’ for? join now!

Mudshark Madness Minecraft Server

controversial relationships, Cultural differences, derogatory terms, discrimination, interracial couples, interracial dating, Interracial Relationships, madness, Minecraft, mudshark, peer influence, prejudice, racial dynamics, racism, Server, social norms, societal expectations, societal judgment, societal pressures, Stereotypes, taboo relationships, teenage girls, teenage rebellion

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	6319
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it can turn a white girl into a mudshark just by walking with three niggers (their words, not ours)! Join us for a crazy adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on this server? So come on, join us and see what all the fuss is about!

Secrets Minecraft SMP Knowledge

ancient wisdom, benefit, cultural appropriation, enlightenment, ESOTERIC, ethical boundaries, ethical dilemmas, Ethics, Jewish, kabbalah, knowledge, Minecraft, morality, Mysticism, personal growth, Religion, sacred texts, Secrets, self improvement, smp, spirituality, tradition

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	6186
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	305	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where we use Jewish esoteric secrets and knowledge to dominate the game!

Picture this: you’re wandering through the server, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a hidden temple filled with ancient scrolls and mystical artifacts. With the power of these Jewish esoteric secrets, you can summon lightning storms, turn your enemies into chickens, and even make diamonds rain from the sky!

But beware, not everyone on the server is friendly. There are rumors of a secret society of players who will stop at nothing to steal these powerful secrets for themselves. Will you join forces with them, or stand against them in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and unleash the power of Jewish esoteric secrets for your own benefit! Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility…and a whole lot of laughs!

FamilyFlashCraft

aita, Apology, Boundaries, coffee, Confrontation, Conversation, crazy, EMBARRASSMENT, family, FamilyFlashCraft, father in-law, Flashing, hateful, Laughter, mother-in-law, over the top, RAGE, reconciliation, relationship, tank top

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9336
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Buildings Constructed:	11
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as flashing your father-in-law your bare chest? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Our server is so insane, it’ll make you question your sanity just like this story. From family drama to unexpected reactions, you never know what you’ll encounter next. And hey, if you’re looking for a server where you can let loose and show off your wild side, this is the place to be.

So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Just remember, things might get a little crazy, but that’s all part of the fun!

WorkLifeCraft SMP

advice, Boundaries, burnout prevention, Communication, flexibility, healthy habits, mental health, mindfulness, Prioritization, productivity, self-care, smp, Stress Management, Struggling, Support, Time management, Tips, wellness, work-life balance, work-life integration, WorkLifeCraft

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1321
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	4839	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Alien Abductions:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

Are you tired of the daily grind and looking for a way to escape reality? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter.

Struggling with work-life balance? Well, on our server, you can forget about all your responsibilities and dive headfirst into a world of blocky fun. Need a break from the stress of everyday life? Just log on and let your creativity run wild!

Our community is filled with hilarious characters and wacky shenanigans. From prank wars to impromptu dance parties, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, our admin team is always on hand to help out with any issues or just to join in on the chaos.

So why wait? Join us today and experience the ultimate escape from reality. Who needs work-life balance when you can have block-life balance instead?

Blocky Banter: Crafting Quotes & Quips

banter, best quote, blocky, Crafting, Deep quotes, famous quotes, favorite quote, impactful quotes, inspiration, life quotes, meaningful quotes, memorable quotes, motivational, Powerful Quotes, quips, quote of the day, quotes, quotes about life, quotes for inspiration, quotes for motivation, quotes for success, quotes to live by, thought-provoking quotes, wise words, words of wisdom

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1481
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	1014
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that have the creativity of a potato? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in a creeper-infested jungle! Join us for a chance to ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and engage in epic dance battles with the Ender Dragon. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing until you cry (or until you fall into a pit of lava, whichever comes first). So why join our server? Because where else can you find a group of players who have mastered the art of building giant toilets out of obsidian? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now!

StarlinkCraft: Rushin’ Russians

Access, Broadband, connectivity, digital divide, digital transformation, elon musk, Expansion, global communication, Infrastructure, innovation, internet, progress, remote areas, rushin, russia, russians, Satellite Internet, Space, Starlink terminals, StarlinkCraft, Technology, telecommunications

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	3020
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Runes Activated:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Crops Grown:	3015

come join our server and be part of the epic battle between Russian hackers trying to steal all the Starlink terminals! Will you be able to defend Elon Musk’s precious satellites from the evil clutches of the vodka-fueled cyber criminals? Only on our server can you experience such a wild and wacky adventure!

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be fighting off Russian hackers, but you’ll also have to navigate through a maze of flying pigs and exploding creepers. Can you survive the chaos and come out on top? Join now and find out!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft? That’s right, you’ll be taking orders from a bunch of llama overlords who will guide you through the most ridiculous quests and challenges you’ve ever seen.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).