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Crafty Chosen Crew

#group mentality, alternative lifestyle, belief system, BRAINWASHING, charismatic, Chosen, chosen people, Community, control, Crafty, CREW, Cult, devotion, Exclusivity, Followers, free lunch, indoctrination, influence, leader, loyalty, Manipulation, power dynamics, social structure

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2709
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Animals Bred:	91

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to work hard for everything? Well, look no further because on our server, all you have to do is start a cult! That’s right, just gather some followers, sacrifice a few chickens, and boom – free lunch for everyone! Who knew starting a cult could be so rewarding (and delicious)? Join us now and see just how far your cult can go!

Blocky Death Wish

autism, Autistic children, bed bound, blocky, borderline, bullying, death, dissociation, High IQ, identity crisis, identity formation, mental health, OCD tendencies, psychological torture, schizoaffective, sibling abuse, suicidal thoughts, SUICIDE, suicide attempts, Trauma, treatment resistant depression

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8872
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Secret Passages Found:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all your real-life problems? Look no further! Join our server where you can escape your troubles and dive into a world of endless possibilities.

Feeling like a sack of potatoes with bad posture? No problem! On our server, you can be whoever you want to be, even if it’s a floating block of cheese with impeccable posture.

Have OCD tendencies? Perfect! You can organize and reorganize your virtual world to your heart’s content without anyone judging you.

Are you on the autism spectrum with a high IQ? Well, you’ll fit right in here! Our server is filled with intelligent individuals who will appreciate your unique perspective.

And if you’re feeling a bit borderline and struggling with severe depression, don’t worry! Our server is a safe space where you can express yourself without fear of judgment.

So come join us and let’s build a world where anything is possible, even if it’s just for a few hours of pure escapism.

MangaCraft: Where the translations are as unfinished as your building projects!

building, Good manga, Manga, Manga collection, Manga community, Manga fans, manga library, manga list, manga lovers, Manga News, manga readers, manga recommendations, manga releases, manga series, manga translations, manga updates, MangaCraft, Projects, Translations, Unfinished, unfinished translations

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8526
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	New Chunks Explored:	544494
Zombie Dances:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	113	Falling into the Void:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Farms Harvested:	121	Buildings Constructed:	41
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Are you tired of waiting for the next chapter of your favorite manga to be translated? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a secret underground library filled with all the best manga that have unfinished translations! Join us and immerse yourself in the world of manga while building epic structures and battling creepers. Who needs closure when you have unlimited manga at your fingertips? Join now and let the manga madness begin!

Blocky Love Triangle

blocky, consent, controversial, crime, debate, Decision making, Ethics, gender, judgment, kill, law, love, Marriage, Marry, morality, murder, rape, relationships, Social Issues, society, taboo, Triangle, violence

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	6756
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Ores Mined:	4076
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Void Armor Forged:	18
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we play a game of “rape marry kill” with mobs! Will you choose to marry a cute little sheep, kill a pesky creeper, or…wait, what was the first option again? Join us for some twisted fun and see who comes out on top in this wacky game of survival!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of feathers and clucks commands to his loyal subjects. Will you pledge your allegiance to this feathered monarch or will you rebel and start a revolution of pigs?

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to our secret underground disco where the zombies have some killer dance moves and the skeletons can’t stop grooving to the beat. Who knew the undead had such good rhythm?

So come on down to our Minecraft server for a wild ride of insanity, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of romance with a blocky pig. You never know what you’ll find in this crazy world, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t be bored!

Daddy’s Daycare: Where parenting takes a hilarious turn!

bittersweet, Daddys, DAUGHTER, daycare, Dedication, emotional, ENERGY, family, Fatherhood, growing up, HEARTBREAK, hilarious, INDEPENDENCE, letting go, life transitions, love, MONEY, parenting, sacrifice, TAKES, tiktok, Time, Turn, Video, viral

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7100
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7199	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4

Are you tired of spending all your time, money, and energy on your kids in Minecraft? Well, it’s time to let them spread their virtual wings and fly solo on our server! Join now and watch as your little blocky offspring embark on epic adventures without you. Who knows, they might even become the next Minecraft Steve! So say goodbye to parenting in-game and hello to freedom for both you and your virtual children. Join now and witness the ultimate virtual emancipation!

Creepin’ It Real Minecraft Server

anger, annoyance, Boiling point, bottled up feelings, CREEPIN, enough is enough, exasperation, fed up, Frustration, fury, Irritation, Minecraft, patience wearing thin, pent up emotions, provocation, reaching breaking point, real, Resentment, seething anger, Server, simmering rage, tolerance tested, vexation, Wrath

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9634
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Zombie Dances:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Villages Defended:	12
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Enchantments Applied:	215
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	273
Dragons Tamed:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can peacefully build and mine without any chaos? Well, look no further because on our server, we’ve let you live long enough!

Join us for a wild ride where mobs are constantly hunting you down, creepers explode on sight, and the only way to survive is by crafting the most epic weapons and armor.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret crush on all players. Will you be the one to win her heart and become the ruler of the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy, chaotic world where we’ve let you live long enough!

ColumbiaCraft: Where Ivy Leaguers Mine & Build Better Than You

academic rigor, academics, alumni network, Based, BUILD, campus life, campus traditions, career opportunities, Columbia, ColumbiaCraft, Diversity, education, extracurricular activities, higher education, ivy, ivy league, Leaguers, networking, new york city, social scene, student culture, Student Organizations, Students, University

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	6917
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	173
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Runes Activated:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old boring houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is where all the cool kids from Columbia University hang out and get their Minecraft fix!

Join us and you’ll be building epic structures like the Eiffel Tower made entirely out of diamond blocks, riding around on flying pigs, and battling giant mutant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes.

Our server is so lit that even the professors at Columbia are ditching their lectures to join in on the fun. Rumor has it that one time, the Dean of the School of Engineering built a working rocket ship that actually flew to the moon in Minecraft.

So if you want to be part of the most epic Minecraft community around and learn the secret to how Columbia students got so based, then join our server now! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Crafty Cave Dwellers: The Ultimate Minecraft Madness!

aspirations, cave, Crafty, creativity, Dedication, dream, DWELLERS, FANTASY, future goals, hobby, Improvement, inspiration, ISOLATION, madness, Miku, Minecraft, music production, Passion, Practice, room, Ultimate, Virtual idol, virtual singer, vocaloid, Wishful thinking

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8249
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Are you tired of the real world and just want to hole up in your room forever? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us and spend your days crafting music for the one and only Miku. Who needs real life when you can live out your wildest dreams in the virtual world? Plus, rumor has it that Miku herself might make an appearance on the server if she likes your tunes. So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to reality and hello to endless musical possibilities on our server!

BroCraft: The Mystery of Steve’s Shenanigans

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8832
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Ores Mined:	6751	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Villages Defended:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9320	Towns Built:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Crops Grown:	3403	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride of insanity!

Picture this: a group of chickens riding pigs into battle against an army of evil llamas. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server.

We’ve got secret underground lairs filled with treasure, giant flying squids that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and a friendly Ender Dragon who just wants to be your BFF.

But the real reason you should join our server? Because one time, a player built a giant statue of a potato that came to life and started dancing the Macarena. True story.

So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. Why did he do it bros? Because he couldn’t resist the lure of our crazy Minecraft world.

EvilCraft: Where Nature vs. Nurture Gets Blown Up!

Behavior, BLOWN, Childhood, culture, Development, Environment, Ethics, Evil, evilcraft, genetics, genetics vs environment, Human nature, influence, morality, Nature, nature vs nurture, nature vs nurture debate, Nurture, Personality, philosophy, Psychology, socialization, society, upbringing

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4772
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Emeralds Found:	9886
Potions Brewed:	110	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Are you tired of pondering life’s biggest questions like “Are people born evil or is it their environment and upbringing that make them evil?” Well, stop thinking so hard and join our Minecraft server instead! We have a theory that all evil comes from not having enough diamonds in your inventory. So come join us and mine to your heart’s content to rid yourself of any evil tendencies. Plus, our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any creepers trying to ruin your day. So why waste time debating deep philosophical questions when you could be building a giant potato statue instead? Join us now and let the diamond mining therapy begin!