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| Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 4387 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 29 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 3674 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 99 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 20 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a buffet of healthy processed foods! Join us and feast on the most nutritious virtual snacks you’ve ever seen!
Our server is so epic that even the creepers have started a fitness program to get in shape for all the explosive action. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’ve formed a smoothie-making club and are always blending up new concoctions to keep themselves energized for trading.
But the real reason you should join our SMP is because we have a secret underground base where we grow the rarest and most exotic crops known to Minecraft-kind. Legend has it that eating these crops will give you superhuman strength and the ability to fly (Disclaimer: we cannot confirm or deny these claims).
So come on down to our server and get ready to level up your Minecraft experience in the most deliciously absurd way possible!
