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Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 4815 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 330 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
Void Armor Forged: | 18 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Orbs of Power Found: | 5 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 | Villages Defended: | 13 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
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