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| Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 6382 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 13 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 62 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 |
Once upon a time, a stroke-faking bitch stumbled upon our server and was immediately greeted by a group of dancing llamas wearing top hats. They led her to a secret underground disco party where she danced the night away with a creeper DJ spinning sick beats. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!
But wait, there’s more! We have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will only let you pass if you can tell them a good joke. And don’t even get me started on our annual llama racing competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.
So come join us on our stroke-faking bitch-friendly server and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a llama conga line with Steve and Alex themselves!
