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Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 5071 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Dragon Eggs Found: | 2548 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 14 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
Gods Slained: | 1 | Rainbows Spotted: | 7 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 |
Join us for epic adventures where you can wrestle with creepers, have dance-offs with skeletons, and even ride pigs into battle! Our server is so out of this world, you might just end up in the Nether by accident – but hey, at least the scenery is fire!
But that’s not all – our server is also known for its crazy events, like the annual Enderman beauty pageant (spoiler alert: they never win, but they always look fabulous) and the infamous slime slime-a-thon where players compete to see who can slide the furthest on a block of slime.
So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a wild ride that’s guaranteed to leave you saying, “What looks good in porns but feels terrible doing it in real life?” – because let’s face it, only the bravest of blockheads can handle the madness that awaits on our server!