No Italian, No Win Minecraft Server

BVLLs, Coach, Competition, Defeat, Disappointment, Gallegos, Italian, Lame, Losers, Minecraft, motivation, nt, Players, Server, Shit, skill, Soccer, south america, strategy, talent, TEAM, UruGAY, WIN, World Cup

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	486
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Villages Defended:	20
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Dragon Scales Harvested:	343
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	49
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Are you tired of playing on servers filled with weaklings and losers? Join our Minecraft server and experience the power of Italian BVLLS! UruGAY won’t stand a chance against our fearless warriors. Our gallegos are so lame, they can’t even touch the greatness of our Italian players. Join us now and dominate the competition with our unbeatable team of Italian BVLLS. Who needs UruGAY when you can be part of the winning side? Join now and show them who the real champions are!

CousinClashCraft

Assertiveness, Babysitting, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, cousin drama, CousinClashCraft, Decision making, family dynamics, family relationships, family unity, family vacation, generational differences, personal space, privacy, Respect, room sharing, sibling rivalry, vacation etiquette, vacation expenses

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8420
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	146
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to deal with annoying family drama like this ever again! Join us for a virtual escape from real-life craziness and dive into a world where you can build, explore, and have fun without any relatives trying to steal your room key or make you babysit their kids.

On our server, you can create your own virtual paradise without any unwanted guests crashing your space. No more awkward family dinners or being called a snitch for standing up for yourself. Plus, you won’t have to worry about being left behind at the theme park because in our Minecraft world, you’re always included and valued.

So say goodbye to family vacation nightmares and hello to a world where you can truly relax and enjoy yourself. Join our server today and let the virtual adventures begin!

AlienFighter Minecraft Server

alien encounter, alien invasion, AlienFighter, battle, chances, Combat, Defense, emergency situation, Extraterrestrial, Fight, Invasion, item, left, Minecraft, Odds, preparedness, resistance, Server, strategy, Survival, unexpected, unexpected scenario, weapon

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	9083
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we prepare you for the inevitable alien invasion! Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a UFO descends from the sky and little green men start wreaking havoc. But fear not, because on our server, we equip you with the skills and tools needed to fend off those extraterrestrial baddies.

Join us and train with the item to your left, whether it’s a rubber duck or a half-eaten sandwich, because hey, you never know what you’ll have to fight with in a real alien invasion! Our players have survived countless invasions using nothing but a spoon or a pair of socks, so trust us when we say you’ll be prepared for anything.

So come on down to our server and show those aliens who’s boss! Who knew that playing Minecraft could actually save the world?

RegretfulCraft

Affair, clandestine affairs, discretion, forbidden desires, forbidden fruit, forbidden love, Forbidden relationships, forbidden romance, hidden relationships, hookup, illicit affairs, Infidelity, intimate encounters, Lust, mistake, past relationships, regret, RegretfulCraft, secret lovers, Secrets, temptation

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3824
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	17	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage you to build, explore, and maybe even make some questionable decisions with other players! Ever wanted to team up with someone to take down a horde of zombies, only to realize you’ve accidentally teamed up with your ex? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

Join us for the chance to create unforgettable memories, like accidentally proposing to a stranger while trying to trade resources, or getting into a heated debate about the best way to build a castle with someone who turns out to be your long-lost twin.

So come on, join us and see where your Minecraft adventures take you. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a situation where you’re asking, “Who’s one person you’ve done the deed with that you shouldn’t have?” But hey, that’s all part of the fun on our server!

ChinaCraft: Maritime Security Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific region, China, Chinacraft, Defense, defense cooperation, geopolitical challenges, global security, international relations, joint maneuvers, joint military drills, joint operations, Maritime, maritime security threats, military alliance, military cooperation, military exercises, military preparedness, military strategy, military training, Minecraft, naval exercises, russia, SECURITY, Server, strategic partnership

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8891
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Mines Excavated:	1093
Towns Built:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have joint military drills with russia to fight off the evil sea creatures that threaten our virtual world. we need all the help we can get to protect our precious pixels from the deep sea monsters. join now and be a hero in this virtual battle for maritime security! also, we have free cookies for all new players because who doesn’t love cookies, right? so come on over and let’s fight off those pesky sea creatures together!

GazaCraft: BlameHamasFun

Blame, BlameHamasFun, Ceasefire, Conflict, gaza, GazaCraft, Hamas, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, israeli-palestinian conflict, MIDDLE EAST, Military, negotiations, Palestinian, palestinian authority, peace talks, Politics, president, regional instability, Terrorism, violence, War

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	3071
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

so this server is like a war zone, but with blocks and stuff. u can join different factions like the Palestinians or Hamas and battle it out for control of Gaza. the president is always yelling at everyone to stop fighting but no one listens. it’s chaos but in a fun Minecraft kind of way. come join the madness and see if u can bring peace to this crazy server!

Cubixity: Where you can claim your land, build your towns, and accidentally start a war with your neighbors!

accidentally, Bartender, Brewery, BUILD, Bum, Claim, collective history, Cubixity, Diplomacy, early period, Empire, freedom, historians guild, History, Land, merchant, neighbors, Roleplay, Start, Towns, War, Wiki Page

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9090
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Emeralds Found:	678
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Cubixity Minecraft Server

Overview

Welcome to Cubixity! We are a newly formed worldbuilding server focused on building history. Experience a true worldbuilding server with minimal admin intervention and a friendly staff team. No weird plugins, just pure worldbuilding.

What we offer

Server Features
Server at the beginning of history
Lands for claiming builds and diplomacy
Brewery for potions
Freedom of worldbuilding
Documented history on wiki

Useful Links

Roleplay is encouraged, not required.

FAQ

Q: Is roleplay required on the server?

A: Roleplay is encouraged but not required. Feel free to engage in roleplay as much or as little as you’d like.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join the server by connecting to the IP address provided on our website or through our Discord server.

Q: Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?

A: We have a set of rules in place to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players. Please refer to our Discord or website for the full list of rules.

YakCraft Minecraft Server

awkward, awkward moment, comedian, comedic flop, comedy, comedy routine, EMBARRASSING, failed attempt., humor, humorless, Impression, JOKE, Minecraft, no laughs, Performance, Russian, Server, soviet union, stand up, work, Workplace, YakCraft, Yakov Smirnoff

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2481
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Tired of your jokes falling flat like a creeper explosion in the desert? Join our Minecraft server and unleash your comedic genius in a world where laughter is the currency! We’ve got more laughs than a pig wearing a top hat, and more fun than a chicken riding a minecart. So come on down and show off your best Yakov Smirnoff impression – we guarantee you’ll get more laughs than a villager trading emeralds for bread!

$30ADay Minecraft Server

$30 a day, 30ADay, beef consumption, bros, budgeting, consistent income, cryptocurrency, earning strategies, Financial Advice, Financial goals, financial independence, Indian economy, investing, making money, Minecraft, online earning, passive income, saving money, Server, shill coins, side hustle, stock market, wealth building

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3532
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	146	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy challenges that will have you laughing until you cry.

On our server, you can make $30 a day just by playing Minecraft! That’s right, forget about boring old jobs, just hop on and start earning cash while you game. And don’t worry, we won’t make you buy any shady pajeet shitcoins, we’re all about legit fun here.

But that’s not all, folks! By joining our server, you’ll also be expressing your love for consuming beef and condemning India. Why? Because why not! We like to keep things spicy and controversial around here.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest Minecraft server around and let’s have some laughs together. See you there, gamers!

RentSnitchCraft

college house, Communication, contract, DATING, discussion, Expenses, Fairness, house mom, LANDLORD, Rates, RentSnitchCraft, roommate, roommates, savings, sharing room, skipping rent, Students, vacation, WIBTA

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	5458
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Star Shards Collected:	146
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	206

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a reality TV show! Join us and experience the thrill of being the “house mom” in a virtual world, where you can communicate with the virtual landlord on behalf of your virtual roommates.

Imagine a world where roommates date each other and share rooms, where rent prices fluctuate based on who decides to renew their virtual contracts. You never know what outrageous situation you’ll come home to after a virtual vacation!

Join us now and navigate the complex social dynamics of our Minecraft server. Will you be the one to rat out your roommate for not renewing their virtual contract, or will you let them get away with it to save some virtual money? The choice is yours on our server, where the drama never ends!

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