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GlacierWaveCraft2023

100m-tall waves, 10km stretch, 50-100m, 60M, exceeding 200m, GlacierWaveCraft2023, megatsunamis, melting glaciers, peak height, rockmass, rugby stadium, Slope

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6363
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Towns Built:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Yo, bros and broettes, come join our EPIC Minecraft server where the only thing melting is your brain from all the crazy fun you’ll be having! We’ve got megatsunamis with 100m-tall waves that’ll make you scream “WOOO” as you ride them like a boss.

On September 16, 2023, a rockmass the size of a freakin’ rugby stadium detached and fell like a clumsy noob down a slope. The resulting megatsunami had a peak height of over 200m, taller than a giant zombie trying to dunk a basketball. It was as tall as 60m along a 10km stretch, making it the most insane ride you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and ride the waves of destruction like a pro. Just remember to bring your floaties and a sense of humor, ’cause things are about to get wild, yo!

Travel the Minecraft world in style with the Global SMP, now with added Java 1.21 flavor!

ADDED, Builder, buttery-smooth, Casual, Community, Datapack, Discord, District, Experience, Explorer, flavor, games, Global, IMPROVEMENTS, java, Minecraft, Performance, Purpur, Qol, rules, shopping, smp, Style, Suggestions, travel, Vanilla, world

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7400
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

Global SMP Minecraft Server

Hello! We are an 18+ vanilla Java Minecraft server that strives to create the best SMP experience. Whether you are a builder, explorer, or casual Minecraft enjoyer, we welcome all players. Build a base in the vast world of Minecraft, go on a shopping spree in the shopping district, and participate in games with other members. No one can tell you what you can or cannot do (except for griefing…)

You will find a tight-knit community here with players from all over the world. With some minor datapack QOL improvements and buttery-smooth performance from Purpur, you can’t ask for much more – that being said, we’re always open to suggestions! Life can be stressful, but Global SMP is your getaway from the real world – without the hassle of travel!

If you are interested in joining us, please join our discord read the rules and then click apply-here!

Discord

Dynamap

Website

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the minimum age to play on the server?	Players must be 18 years or older to join.
Are there any restrictions on gameplay?	Griefing is not allowed, but other than that, players are free to play as they wish.
Are there any plugins or mods on the server?	We use some minor datapack QOL improvements and Purpur for performance, but it is mostly vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Join our Discord, read the rules, and then follow the application process.
Can I suggest new features for the server?	Yes, we are always open to suggestions from our community.

PixelPleasure Minecraft Server

2D Hentai Games, dlsite, H-Action Games, hentai rpg, IPFS Edition, japanese games, linux, Machine Translation, Minecraft, Newcomers Guide, Nifty translation tool, Page 10., PixelPleasure, RGSS Decrypter, RJ Code, RJ Gallery, RPG Maker RTP, rpgmaker, Server, VH FAQ, Violated Heroine, visual novels

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9797
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	4102

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join the slutty vanilla elf edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our elves are so slutty that they make the Ender Dragon blush. You won’t find a more scandalous group of elves anywhere else in the Minecraft universe.

2. The pastebins are so spicy, you’ll need a fire resistance potion just to read them. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on the drama and intrigue of our server.

3. We have a machine translation tool that will make you question reality. Who needs accurate translations when you can have hilarious mistranslations instead?

4. Our RPG Maker games will have you questioning your sanity. Get ready for a wild ride through a world of pixelated madness.

5. And don’t even get me started on the RJ Code Quicklink Script. It’s so revolutionary, it’ll make you feel like you’re hacking into the Matrix.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the elves are slutty, the translations are wacky, and the RPG Maker games will blow your mind. Just make sure to wait for page 10 before making a new thread – we have standards, you know.

ColdExchangeMinecraftSMP

#youtube, Bitcoin, COLD STORAGE, COLD WALLET, ColdExchangeMinecraftSMP, Crypto, cryptocurrency, digital assets, exchanges, finance, FINANCIAL PROTECTION, hacked, HACKING, investing, not safe, online investments, online safety, online transactions, personal security, Scams, SECURITY

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7782
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	124	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of getting hacked on those sketchy exchanges? Well, do I have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we trade diamonds instead of crypto! That’s right, no more worrying about getting hacked and losing all your hard-earned loot. Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of angry creepers. Will you risk it all for the chance to strike it rich? Join now and let the chaos begin! #DiamondsOverCrypto #SMPAdventure

BoysOnly Minecraft Server

#boysonly, aita, baby boy, baby clothes, baby gender, baby girl, baby shopping, family conflict, family dynamics, Fatherhood, gender bias, gender disappointment, gender expectations, gender preference, Gender Reveal, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, Minecraft, Motherhood, parenting, Pregnancy, relationship issues, Server

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6256
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Void Gems Collected:	16
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Secret Passages Found:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for some wild and outrageous fun!

Join us for a chance to experience the ultimate Minecraft baby gender reveal party! Will it be a boy or a girl? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – there will be fireworks, confetti, and maybe even a surprise appearance from a baby zombie!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy twists and turns, just like this story of a husband who only wants a boy baby and threatens to leave if it’s a girl. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, join us now! Who knows what other shenanigans you’ll encounter along the way.

AdoptedAndLovingIt

AdoptedAndLovingIt, adoption, advocacy, anger, anger management, bi weekly visits, clingy behavior, CPS, family dynamics, foster care, foster parents, intrusive behavior, parental figures, personal space, regret, running away, separation, Siblings, social workers, stress

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6955
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your family drama? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of navigating through complex family dynamics just like our player did with their siblings and social workers.

With mandatory bi-weekly visits from social workers and the constant drama of being separated from your siblings, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Plus, you can even adopt new parents just like our player did – who needs a boring old family when you can have a Minecraft family instead?

So come on over and join the chaos – because who needs a peaceful Minecraft experience when you can have a rollercoaster of emotions and drama instead? See you in the game, and remember – family drama makes for the best Minecraft adventures!

LovinCraft SMP: Partner Pranks & Builds

Affection, appreciation, Bonding, Builds, Caring, Connection, expressions of love, gestures of love, Happiness, Intimacy, joy, Kindness, love, LovinCraft, partner, pranks, relationship, romance, showing love, small gestures, smp, special moments, Support, thoughtful

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1725
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	31
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	57
Divine Spears Created:	15	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	3

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and not having anyone to share your diamond loot with? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you and your partner to embark on epic adventures together!

Join us and experience the thrill of building a base with your loved one, fighting off creepers side by side, and even going on romantic mining dates in the depths of the Nether. Who needs couple’s therapy when you can bond over crafting enchanted gear and battling the Ender Dragon together?

Plus, rumor has it that if you and your partner build a heart-shaped house, you’ll unlock a secret chest filled with rare loot and a pet panda that will follow you around and give you relationship advice. So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP now and show the world that love truly conquers all, even in the world of Minecraft!

RegretCraft

bad decisions, Choices, consequences, decision, hindsight, influence, influence decision, influence regret, influenced actions, misguided influence, mistake, negative influence, past mistakes, peer influence, peer pressure, regret, RegretCraft, regretful behavior, regretful choices

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	299
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Crops Grown:	7482	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Remember that time you were influenced to join a Minecraft server that turned out to be a total snoozefest? Yeah, we’ve all been there. But fear not, because our server is the complete opposite of boring!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and non-stop laughter. We’ve got a secret underground base filled with diamonds, a pet dragon that shoots fireballs, and a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, he’ll grant you three wishes.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be living it up with us? Come join the fun and see what all the clucking is about!

BoomCraft Minecraft Server

BOOMCRAFT, Crisis, crisis management., crisis response, Disaster, emergency preparedness, emergency response, explosion, explosions, explosions in Ukraine, Government, Kherson, Kherson Region, Kherson regional administration, Minecraft, Public Safety, regional administration, regional government, risk management, Safety, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	3040
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! This server be off the chain, like literally! We got EXPLOSIONS happening every two minutes, like fireworks on steroids! You wanna feel the adrenaline rush of dodging TNT blasts while building your epic castle? Then this is the place for you, my friend.

Our server is run by the head of the Kherson regional administration, who is basically a mad scientist when it comes to blowing stuff up. He’s like the Willy Wonka of explosions, except instead of candy, he’s giving out BOOMS left and right.

Join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos and mayhem of our explosive world. And who knows, maybe you’ll even become besties with the head honcho himself. So what are you waiting for? Come on over and let the fireworks begin!

PreemptCraft: IntelHeistGO

Attack, CounterTerrorism, Defense, hezbollah, Hezbollah threat, idf, IntelHeistGO, intelligence, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Mossad, national security, preempt, PreemptCraft, preemptive strike, SECURITY, source, Surveillance, Terrorism, threat

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1365
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, bro. you gotta join cuz we got all the intel to prevent any attacks from those pesky creepers. our security sources are top notch, man. we got spies everywhere, watching out for any sneaky moves from the evil mobs. join now and be part of the most epic battle against the forces of darkness in the minecraft universe. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this crazy adventure. let’s show those creepers who’s boss!