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Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 8822 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Players Killed by Monsters: | 1770 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 |
Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Mines Excavated: | 1292 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 18 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Treasure Maps Found: | 11 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
I heard they have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and rainbow unicorns that fart glitter. Like, what even is reality anymore, am I right?
And get this, they have a secret underground disco party where all the creepers are breakdancing to dubstep music. It’s lit AF, fam.
Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden golden carrot, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical talking potato. I’m not even kidding, bro.
So, like, what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server now and prepare to have your mind blown into a million tiny pixelated pieces. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude.