Touchstarved MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Crafty Crew Minecraft Server

relationship, Crafty, Hope, Beautiful, perseverance

🤣 Are you tired of being a touchstarved KHHV (Kissless, Hugless, Handholdless Virgin) in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can have a girlfriend lying in bed waiting for you! Just walk by and admire her beauty while realizing how lucky you are to have her. Who needs real-life relationships when you can have a pixelated girlfriend who will never leave you? Join our server now and say goodbye to your KHHV status forever! 🤣🎮 #VirtualLove #MinecraftGoals #GirlfriendGoals

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NiblingLoverCraft

stepfamily, Communication, Nephews, uncle, relationships

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than you can say “creeper!” Join us for a wild ride filled with coffee-fueled mom gossip and outrageous family dynamics.

Picture this: a group of moms sipping coffee and discussing Reddit stories about widows and aunts. Things take a turn when one mom, let’s call her Olivia, brings up a story about a widow banning the aunt from seeing the kids. Cue the gasps and the drama!

But wait, it gets even crazier. Our server is like a soap opera, with plot twists and unexpected turns at every corner. Imagine setting examples about divorce and remarriage, making your SIL wish she was anywhere but there. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and awkward moments that will leave you questioning your own sanity.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find such a mix of coffee-fueled drama, Reddit stories, and family dynamics gone haywire? Come for the Minecraft, stay for the wild ride. Just be prepared for some serious mom gossip and unexpected plot twists along the way. It’s a virtual soap opera waiting to happen!

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MoonKing Minecraft SMP

celestial authority, moon authority, absolute power, space governance, celestial decree

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where you can live out your wildest moon ruler fantasies! Join us and become the supreme leader of your own lunar kingdom.

But be warned, the moon is a dangerous place filled with creepers in spacesuits and zombie astronauts. Your first decree as ruler must be to ban all moon cheese, as it is the primary source of power for the evil Endermen trying to take over your kingdom.

Join us now and show the universe who truly rules the moon! Just watch out for those pesky meteor showers, they can really ruin your day.

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YuckyEatsCraft

offensive, objectionable, loathsome, abhorrent, detestable

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where the grass is pink, the pigs wear top hats, and the creepers do the cha-cha slide before exploding!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the infamous “Burp Block Challenge” where players must build the tallest tower made entirely out of burps. Trust us, it’s harder than it sounds! And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on the “Slime Slingshot Race” where you launch yourself across the map using nothing but slimes and sheer determination.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us on our server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons)!

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KharkivCraft Minecraft Server

death toll, civilian casualties, military aggression, Server, peace negotiations

come join our minecraft server, where the only attacks you’ll face are from creepers and skeletons, not crazy russians! we promise no one will die, especially not innocent children. we have magical unicorns and flying pigs, and if you’re lucky, you might even find a diamond sword that shoots lasers! so leave the real world drama behind and come have some fun with us!

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MoscowCraft Airport Chaos

Airport, Moscow news, drone technology, aviation security, drone incident

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing getting attacked is our brains by how much fun we’re having! we’ve got more action than a drone attack in moscow oblast, with crazy adventures and wild battles that will make your head spin faster than a propellor. flights at three airports? pfft, who needs ’em when you can fly around in our server and explore all the insane builds and creations our players have come up with. join us now and see why everyone is buzzing about our server – it’s the bomb!

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BlockBusters

security measures, preventive strategies, Prevention, risk prevention, risk mitigation

join this cray cray minecraft server where the pigs fly and the zombies breakdance. we got llamas with top hats and chickens that lay diamonds. our creepers tell jokes and our skeletons do the macarena.

if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out glitter. our ender dragon is actually a friendly giant kitten that loves cuddles and belly rubs.

we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. just say the magic word “banana” and it will appear before your very eyes.

come join the fun and madness on our server where the only rule is to have a good time and laugh until your sides hurt. who needs boring old reality when you can escape to our wacky world of minecraft mayhem?

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CraftyLove: Not Just for Men

never married, widowed, Older Women, well-being, Marriage

yo, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server, cuz it’s like getting married to ur health and well-being, bro. like, u gonna age like a fine wine, man. but here’s the twist – if u a woman, marriage ain’t gonna do much for ya. in fact, if u get widowed or divorced, u gonna age like milk left out in the sun. so come join us and level up ur aging game, yo!

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The Always Hungry SMP (partially plain)

Dynmap, Survival, Caves Advancements, large projects, LGBTQ

Perennial SMP Server Overview

Features
– Dynmap
– Graves
– Marriage Master plugin
– Vanilla-tweaks
– Blaze and Caves Advancements (1,000+ new advancements)

More about us:

We reset our map every 4 seasons, encouraging large projects and megabases.
Each season we open a new section of the map for exploration.
Love for lore with pre-season and current lore available on our upcoming website.

If you’re interested, join our Discord server!

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is Perennial SMP?	Perennial SMP is a Minecraft server for players 16+ that is LGBTQ+ friendly and currently in its third season.
How often does the map reset?	The map resets every 4 seasons to encourage new projects and exploration.
What features does the server have?	Some features include Dynmap, Graves, Marriage Master plugin, Vanilla-tweaks, and Blaze and Caves Advancements with over 1,000 new advancements.
Is there a focus on lore?	Yes, there is love for lore with pre-season and current lore available on our upcoming website.

ZenlessZoneZero Minecraft Server

Caesar King, Daily Life of a PubSec Officer, Events, character demo, Camellia Golden Week

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our version 1.1 update is so wild, it’s called “Undercover R&B” because we’ve got secret agents Caesar King and Burnice White running around causing mayhem.

But wait, there’s more! Our current events include “First-Class Customer Service” where you can expect the unexpected, and “All New Program” where you can receive encrypted master tapes that may or may not contain the secrets of the universe.

And coming soon, we have “Camellia Golden Week” where you can party like a rockstar, “Daily Life of a PubSec Officer” where you can fight crime in style, “Immersive Tactical Drill” where you can test your survival skills, and “Scene One, Take One!” where you can become the star of your own Minecraft movie.

But the real reason to join our server? Redeemable codes like ZENLESSGIFT and CATCHABOOK that will give you the power to conquer the Minecraft world like never before. So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join us today!

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