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Elton Palace Project

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1501
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Dragon Scales Harvested:	116
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

1.15.2 | Minecraft Server | Experimental

Banned Players Games proposes new gaming experiences through minecraft prototypes, designing very radical concepts with heart and devotion.

EPP is an experimental social game with an original concept, connect roads and transport ressources inside a bedrock megastructure where darkness is the main threat for everyone.

epp.mine.fun

ChefVortex

Battles, Bridge fight, Challenges, ChefVortex, Duels, Eggwars, EXCITEMENT, Ffa, Minecraft, PvP

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9591
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	174
Secret Passages Found:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Explore thrilling PvP action with Eggwars, intense free-for-all battles in FFA, and strategic duels on the Bridge Fight map! Join us for epic challenges and endless excitement!

play.chefvortex.net

Myth Punchline Minecraft Server

2024 game releases, Action-Adventure, black myth wukong, Chinese folklore, console gaming, delayed release, epic monkey game, game development, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming industry, highly anticipated, hype train, long tail tags, Minecraft, Myth, mythical creatures, Next Gen Graphics, PUNCHLINE, Server, video games, Wukong legend

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3638
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Secret Passages Found:	7
Holy Grails Found:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bring the epicness of Black Myth Wukong to life! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that our server is actually run by a group of mischievous monkeys who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They swing from tree to tree, crafting the most insane builds you’ve ever seen. And if you join our server, you might just catch a glimpse of them in action!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mobs in all of Minecraft. From ninja pandas to flying pigs, you never know what kind of crazy creatures you’ll encounter while exploring our world. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Black Myth Wukong himself, ready to join forces with you on your epic adventures.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness and mayhem that awaits you in this wild and wacky world of Minecraft!

Crypto Lmao Minecraft SMP

altcoins, Bitcoin, Blockchain, Crypto, cryptocurrency, decentralized, digital assets, Digital Currency, disbelief, ethereum, finance, financial literacy, humor, investing, lmao, market trends, Minecraft, not a fan, Opinions, skepticism, smp, Technology, Trading

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	5943
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Mines Excavated:	3648	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	24

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join our server where the only currency is diamonds because who needs boring old crypto when you can have shiny gems instead?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs that can be used to craft the most OP weapons and armor. Some say the Diamond Chicken is just a myth, but those who have seen it swear it’s real.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the elusive Creeper King, a giant creeper who rules over the land with an iron fist (or should we say TNT fist?). Join us and maybe you’ll be lucky enough to challenge the Creeper King and claim his explosive throne for yourself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember, diamonds are forever, but so are the laughs on our server!

StepSisWeddingPlanner Minecraft Server

family conflicts, family drama, family dynamics, Family Events, family expectations, family obligations., family relationships, Minecraft, prioritizing family, resentment towards stepsister, Server, setting boundaries, sibling relationships, stepfamily issues, stepsister drama, StepSisWeddingPlanner, wedding date, wedding etiquette, wedding guest list, wedding planning, wedding scheduling

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	9030
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	123	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Void Gems Collected:	33	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Players Killed by Monsters:	5705	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Potions Brewed:	54	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Are you tired of catering to your stepsister’s every whim and having your life revolve around her schedule? Do you want to put your foot down and finally take control of your own events? Then join our Minecraft server, where you can build your own world without worrying about accommodating anyone else!

We understand the struggles of dealing with family drama, so on our server, you can escape all that and focus on having a good time. No more waiting for your stepsister to join in on the fun – it’s all about YOU now!

Just like how you stood your ground with your mom, stand your ground in our Minecraft world and show everyone that you’re the boss. And hey, if your mom tries to interfere, just block her like you block those annoying creepers in the game.

So come join us on our server and let’s build a world where you call the shots – because who needs stepsisters when you have diamonds to mine and castles to build, am I right? Let’s show them who’s really in charge!

ClaimCraft: No Fam Payouts

aita, Blame, ClaimCraft, disagreement, fair, Falling, fam, family member, Harsh, hidden step, homeowners insurance, hurt feelings, insurance claim, judgmental, medical bills, negligence, pain and suffering, Payouts, property flaw, property inspection, stranger’s property, yard sale

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5305
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Chimeras Created:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner drama llama? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of settling disputes in the most outrageous ways possible.

Imagine this: you stumble upon a fellow player’s property and accidentally break a bone. Instead of apologizing and moving on, you decide to sue them for negligence. But wait, there’s more! Get ready to argue with your family members about the morality of your actions and threaten to hurt their feelings if they don’t agree with you.

Join us for a wild ride of drama, lawsuits, and family feuds – all in the world of Minecraft! Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the chaos and craziness on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

GrownUpGripesMC

abhorrence, Adulthood, adulthood struggles, adulting, aging, Challenges, changes, detest, disapproval, disdain, dislike, Frustrations, getting older, growing up, GrownUpGripesMC, Hating;, Life, Loathing, Maturity, Resentment, responsibilities

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8812
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Votes:	5417
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Are you tired of adulting and responsibilities? Do you miss the carefree days of your childhood? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to boring grown-up stuff like bills and taxes.

On our server, you can build a house made entirely out of candy, ride unicorns through fields of rainbow sheep, and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. Our community is filled with fellow adults who refuse to let go of their inner child, so you’ll fit right in.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs, and every block is a dance floor. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a friendly Ender Dragon.

So why wait? Join our server now and let your imagination run wild. Who needs adulthood when you can have this much fun in Minecraft?

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

aggression, Alliance, chief, China, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, geopolitical tensions, global politics, international relations, intervention, military intervention, Minecraft, nato, Peacekeeping, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, Support, Ukraine, War, world affairs

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	7942
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Gods Slained:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. we got, like, dragons flying around and unicorns giving out diamonds. like, seriously, it’s a whole new level of awesomeness.

if you join this server, you’ll be like a superhero, fighting off evil mobs with your super cool powers. and, like, the best part is, you can ride a flying pig into battle. how insane is that?

oh, and did i mention that there’s a secret underground lair filled with treasure? yeah, it’s like a pirate’s dream come true. you’ll be rolling in diamonds and emeralds in no time.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join this server now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior. trust me, you won’t regret it.

UkraineCraft: Save Biden Bucks!

aid deadline, AID PACKAGE, aid reduction, biden, Biden administration, Bucks, budget cuts, budget management, DEADLINE, diplomatic relations, economic support, financial assistance, financial negotiations, Financial Planning, FOREIGN AID, foreign policy, funding allocation, government spending, international relations, political decisions, Save, save money, Ukraine aid, UkraineCraft

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	4410
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Star Shards Collected:	296	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where we save billions of dollars in Ukraine aid cuz why not lol. the biden admin is all about that minecraft grind, building houses and fighting creepers to save money for the country. join us for a wild ride of budget cuts and blocky adventures. who needs real world problems when you can just play minecraft all day amirite? let’s goooooooo!

Pixel Princesses vs Block Bros

bias in feedback, BLOCK, bros, critical feedback, diversity and inclusion, feedback behavior, feedback providers, gender bias, gender discrimination, gender equality, gender inequality, gender stereotypes, inflated evaluations, performance evaluations, PIXEL, prejudice, Princesses, professional development, social pressure, unconscious bias, WOMEN IN THE WORKPLACE, workplace behavior, workplace culture, workplace dynamics

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	5458
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, you gotta join cuz we got unicorns flying around and diamonds raining from the sky. plus, we have a secret club where only the coolest players can hang out and trade rare items.

oh, and did i mention that our server is haunted by ghost creepers who leave behind diamond blocks instead of exploding? it’s like, totally spooky but also super awesome.

also, rumor has it that if you build a house out of enchanted golden apples, you’ll unlock a portal to a magical land filled with talking animals and endless treasure.

so, like, come join our server and experience the most epic adventures of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it!