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The Real Estate Market Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2827
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Void Armor Forged:	27
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

Are you tired of living in a boring old dirt hut? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP has the hottest real estate market in the game! We’ve got mansions, castles, and even underwater villas up for grabs. And rumor has it, if you build your house on a diamond block, you’ll never have to worry about creepers again!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed a fortune in feathers and eggs. Joining our SMP means you’ll have the chance to challenge him to a duel and claim his title as the rightful ruler of all poultry!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on the chance to boogie with zombies and skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even a run-in with the infamous Ender Dragon. See you in the game!

TinyJoysMC SMP

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8687
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
New Chunks Explored:	685760	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	6747	Runes Activated:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where pigs can fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties! Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure, you’ll gain the power to control time itself! So why wait? Join us now and let the madness begin!

BdayBlockBonanza

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6943
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	38	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Oh, forget about boring old birthday presents, join our Minecraft server and we’ll give you the gift of endless fun and adventure! Imagine this: on your birthday, you log in and find a giant cake made entirely out of diamonds waiting for you in the middle of a lush jungle. But be careful, because the cake is guarded by a pack of wild creepers who are just dying to blow out your candles! And that’s not all, we also have a special birthday quest where you have to hunt down a rare pink sheep and shear it to make a birthday suit of armor. Trust us, this server is the ultimate birthday present you never knew you needed!

Lit London English Teachers

#Londoners, British, British literature, Classroom, education, English, english literature, English teachers, Language, lit, Literary Analysis, Literature, literature studies, literature teachers, London, London teachers, long tail, School, teachers, teaching, uk

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	4986
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11

so, like, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u, it’s like, run by a group of literature teachers from London who are actually english english teachers. they teach u how to build epic castles and stuff while reciting shakespearean sonnets. plus, rumor has it that if u find the hidden library in the server, u unlock a secret quest to find the lost diamond sword of king arthur. like, how crazy is dat? so come join us and let’s get literary in minecraft, mate!

Arctic Plant Party

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	414
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	177	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Buildings Constructed:	13
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	10

Yo, yo, yo! listen up gamers! have you ever wanted to explore Antarctica but without all the cold and danger? well, do we have the server for you!

Join our epic Minecraft server where the Antarctic Peninsula is LIT with plant cover! From less than 0.9 square kilometres to almost 12 square kilometres, that’s like, a bazillion percent increase, bro!

Imagine building your base surrounded by lush vegetation in the frozen tundra. You can have a pet penguin as your sidekick and ride polar bears into battle.

So come on down to our server and experience the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life! Who needs the real Antarctica when you can have this epicness? Join now and become the ultimate Antarctic explorer!

Forgive Her Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6277
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Gods Slained:	2	New Chunks Explored:	860508

Are you ready to forgive and forget on this wild and wacky Minecraft server? Join us for a chance to redeem yourself and make amends with all the creepers you’ve blown up in the past. Our server is filled with forgiveness and fun, where you can build bridges (literally) with your enemies and turn your TNT into hugs.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself was forgiven on our server and now spends his days hosting dance parties in the Nether. Plus, our diamond ore is said to grant wishes to those who mine it with a pure heart (and a strong pickaxe).

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to forgive and forget in the world of Minecraft. Just remember, forgiveness is key…unless someone steals your diamonds, then all bets are off.

Diana’s SMP Adventures

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3837
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Mines Excavated:	3281
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Secret Passages Found:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Legend has it that Diana Serday herself roams these lands, seeking out brave adventurers to join her in epic quests and battles. Who was Bind referring to when he mentioned M? Could it be a secret code for hidden treasures waiting to be discovered? Only those who join our server will find out!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rarest and most powerful mobs you’ll ever encounter. From exploding chickens to dancing creepers, you never know what kind of crazy creatures you’ll come across in our world.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, danger, and endless possibilities, then come join us on this Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary hero of Diana Serday herself!

529Craft: Son’s Loot Only

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	1177
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us and experience the thrilling tale of a 40-year-old player who is torn between saving for his biological son’s college fund and his stepdaughters feeling left out. Will he be able to balance the financial needs of his blended family while navigating the treacherous waters of child support dodging bio dads?

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic showdown between a wife who just found out about her husband’s secret college fund and the stepdaughters who have been living the high life with international trips and competitive sports. Will they all come together in harmony or will the Minecraft world be torn apart by financial woes?

Join our server now and choose your side in this epic battle of savings accounts and stepfamily dynamics. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the villain who stirs up even more chaos? The choice is yours on our outrageously entertaining Minecraft server!

LifeGoalz Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1738
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Mines Excavated:	1522	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Divine Spears Created:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Chimeras Created:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, the trees drop diamonds instead of leaves, and the creepers break out into dance parties instead of exploding? Look no further, because our server is the place where dreams come true and reality is just a suggestion. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft even more ridiculous together!

MineCraftMate: The One!

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3344
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Falling into the Void:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Villages Defended:	20
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone while your partner sits on the couch watching TV? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can bond with your significant other by building epic structures together and fighting off creepers side by side! Who needs couples therapy when you can just play Minecraft together?

Join our server and witness the most romantic proposal ever – one player built a giant diamond ring out of blocks and popped the question in front of all their friends. Talk about relationship goals!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret love potion hidden somewhere on the server that will make any player fall head over heels for you. Who needs Tinder when you have Minecraft?

So come join us and find out why our server is the ultimate place for love, adventure, and building a future together (literally)!