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Minecraft Server: Long Distance Blocks

blocks, coping with loss, depression, Distance, emotional well being, Loneliness, loneliness after breakup, Long, long distance breakup, long distance challenges, long distance communication, long distance girlfriend, long distance love, long distance struggles, long-distance relationship, long-distance support, meeting new people, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental Wellness, Minecraft, self-care, Server, struggling with loneliness, support system

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	5821
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Secret Passages Found:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52

Are you tired of feeling mentally well only when your long distance girlfriend is around? Do you struggle to function without her by your side? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to worry about feeling lonely again! Our virtual world is filled with friendly players who will keep you company and lift your spirits. Who needs a long distance girlfriend when you have a whole community of blocky buddies to hang out with? Join our server today and say goodbye to depression and hello to endless fun and friendship!

The Jews of WWE Minecraft SMP

AJ Styles, big e, Braun Strowman, brock lesnar, Cena, Daniel Bryan, Drew McIntyre, Fiend, finn balor, Jacob Fatu, Jews, jews of WWE, judgement day, Kevin Owens, Minecraft, Oba Femi, Roman Reigns, smp, Solo, Street Profits, timmy tonga, Tonga Loa, Usos, wwe

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	362
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! We’ve got Roman pushing people to the moon, Usos winning tag belts despite being broke, and Solo going from zero to main event in record time. Timmy Tonga and Tonga Loa are dominating with their tag belts, even though they’re total shitters.

Forget about building up credibility, because coconut niggers are taking over the roster spots and ruining everything. No one stands a chance against the bloodline, not even Cena, Fiend, or Prime Finn. Oba Femi is just a jobber waiting to get wrecked by Jacob Fatu on Smackdown.

Join us if you’re ready for chaos, craziness, and coconut niggers taking over the world of Minecraft like never before!

ExBlockSesh Minecraft Server

Boston trip, Boundaries, Cheating, dating someone new, ex boyfriend, ex’s nephews, ExBlockSesh, family dynamics, Halloween events, high school sweethearts, Minecraft, moving on, nasty breakup, Nephews, no contact, past relationships, recommended friends, relationship boundaries, respecting partners, Server, setting boundaries, social media, STDs

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6336
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Dragons Tamed:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Towns Built:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of your ex’s messy love life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and pixelated fun!

Our server is so drama-free, even your ex’s nephews will be calling you “Aunt” in no time. And who needs a cheating ex when you can build epic structures and battle mobs with your new Minecraft family?

Forget about ex-boyfriend drama, on our server, the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster next. So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind – we promise no one will walk off with your room keys here!

PreggoPurgeCraft

Allergies, Argument, cravings, disagreement, family, family conflict, family dynamics, groceries, interview, Job, Kids, peanut allergy, PreggoPurgeCraft, Pregnancy, Pregnant, pregnant cravings, pregnant SIL, pregnant wife, Shelter, sibling, throwing away groceries

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	3760
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Mines Excavated:	1140
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise outrageous adventures and drama just like this wild story! Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of throwing virtual groceries into bags and driving them to a shelter in a fit of rage.

But that’s not all – we also offer intense cravings for virtual snacks, PB dipped strawberries, and soggy sandwiches included! Play with pregnant women who will stop at nothing to satisfy their cravings, even if it means risking the lives of allergic children.

Join us now and see if you have what it takes to navigate the drama and chaos of our Minecraft server. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained?

CarbCraverCraft

can’t resist, CarbCraverCraft, Cheat Meal, comfort food, diet struggles, dietary restrictions, favorite foods, food addiction, food cravings, food love, food obsession, food passion, food temptation, forbidden food, guilty pleasure, Healthy Eating, indulgence, irresistible cravings, must-eat food, must-have food, must-have snack

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8400
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Buildings Constructed:	48
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Are you a die-hard fan of virtual potatoes? Do you dream of a world where you can feast on pixelated spuds to your heart’s content? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate potato paradise! Join us and indulge in a never-ending buffet of potatoes in all shapes and sizes. From baked to mashed to french fries, we’ve got it all! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret potato dungeon where you can battle giant potato monsters and loot rare potato treasures. So why wait? Join our server now and let the potato party begin!

NordicFishWars Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, Confrontation, Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, FIRED, fishing boat, Incident, international waters, Maritime, Military, Minecraft, Naval, NordicFishWars, norwegian, Russian, SECURITY, Server, Tension, territorial dispute, warning shot, warship

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8027
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Runes Activated:	7
Dragons Tamed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	256
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Ores Mined:	6940	Falling into the Void:	3

so imagine this, you’re just chillin on this minecraft server, minding your own business, when out of nowhere a russian warship comes out of the water and starts firing warning shots at a norwegian fishing boat. like, what even is happening right now? but hey, that’s just a regular day on this server.

join us for the most insane and unpredictable adventures you’ll ever experience in minecraft. we’ve got russian warships, norwegian fishing boats, and who knows what else lurking in the waters. it’s like a real-life action movie, but in blocky pixel form.

come join us and see what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next. who knows, maybe you’ll even become friends with a russian sailor or catch a giant squid with your bare hands. anything is possible on this server, so what are you waiting for? dive in and let the chaos begin!

CementedLoveCraft

Abuse, arrested, BIZARRE, cement, CementedLoveCraft, crime, criminal, domestic violence, headline, Imprisonment, investigation, Justice, man, murder, News, partner, Police, relationship, S Korean, Shocking.., south korea

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	5297
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Love Letters Sent:	12	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

join our minecraft server and you can avoid ending up like that s korean man who encased his partner in cement! on our server, you can build all the cement structures you want without getting arrested! plus, we have a secret underground city made entirely of diamonds! come join us and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever!

2nd Person Craft

2nd, 2nd-person view, 3rd person, 3rd-person view, character control, Craft, game design, gameplay, games, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming terminology, immersive experience, interactive storytelling, Multiplayer Games, online gaming, person, perspective, perspective shift, player view, video games, virtual world

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	6442
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Dimension Hops:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Farms Harvested:	644	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got pigs dat can fly and cows dat can do backflips. we got a secret underground city where u can find diamonds just by sneezing. also, our admin is a wizard who can turn ur dirt blocks into gold blocks just by winking at them. plus, we have a pet dragon dat will protect u from creepers and zombies. so come join da fun and experience da craziest minecraft server ever!

Stretchy Wearables | Self-Healing Tech

advanced textiles, bio-compatible materials, bioelectronics, biomedical engineering, Biosensors, electronic skin, flexible electronics, healing properties, innovative materials, Korean breakthrough, Medical Devices, self-healing technology, self-repair technology, self-repairing materials, SELFHEALING, smart fabrics, stimulators, stretchable sensors, stretchy, Stretchy wearables, Tech, wearable sensors, wearable technology, Wearables

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2092
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Magic Items Found:	2883	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	8

lol this server is like that korean breakthrough material that can heal itself, except we don’t heal ourselves, we heal your minecraft experience! join us and experience the magic of stretchy wearables in a whole new way. our biosensors will detect any boring moments and our stimulators will pump up the excitement to insane levels. come join us and let the healing begin!

Apologies Minecraft Server

Anime, Antagonist, apologies, Arrancar, badass, Bleach, blue hair, Character, Cool, espada, fan favorite, fierce, Goat, grimmjow, iconic, Manga, Minecraft, Popular, Powerful, Server, Sorry., STRONG, Villain

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	159
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Secret Passages Found:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on. Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon this server and were greeted by a talking llama who offered them unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But that’s not all, oh no. This server is so lit that even the creepers dance to dubstep instead of exploding. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a herd of flying pigs soaring through the sky. So why wait? Join now and become a legend in the land of blocky adventures. This is why it’s the goat. The goat.