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SwastikaCraft: Tesla Vandalized!

anti-fascist, SHOWROOM, SwastikaCraft, swastikas, tesla, texts, The Hague, vandalized

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2504
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

hey u, ya u, do u like minecraft? do u like craziness? well come join our server where we have a tesla showroom in the hague that got vandalized with swastikas and anti-fascist texts! it’s like a real life drama but in minecraft! come see the chaos unfold and maybe even help clean up the mess (or make it worse, we don’t judge). join now for a wild ride of adventure and questionable decisions!

Sunlit Starlight Realm

Astronomical Phenomena, Astronomy, astronomy facts, astronomy trivia, celestial bodies, celestial objects, Cosmic, ENERGY, Galaxy, Light, Planetary Systems, Realm, Science, solar system, Space, star names, star systems, Starlight, Sun, Sunlight, Sunlit, Universe

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	6773
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Runes Activated:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where the sun creates sunlight like no other! other servers don’t even compare, their starlight is weak sauce. on our server, the sun is like a disco ball on steroids, shining bright and keeping the creepers at bay.

we’ve got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamond eggs, and cows that give you milkshakes instead of milk. our world is like a psychedelic dream, with rainbow waterfalls and mountains made of candy.

plus, our community is the best around. we’ve got players from all over the world, united in their love for all things minecraft. we have epic build battles, treasure hunts, and even a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the craziest, most fun minecraft server in the universe. trust us, you won’t regret it.

Epic Quests 1.20.4

1.20.4, body image, Confidence, discomfort, Doctor, EMBARRASSMENT, Epic, gyno, hate my life, Health Insurance, Insecurity, insurance company, medical procedure, mental health, physical appearance, Quests, Recovery, self esteem, self-conscious, Shirts, Stares, steroid, surgery

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5101
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	1521	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Villages Defended:	15
Gods Slained:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Join our Minecraft server and escape from the real world where gyno is a thing! No need to worry about insurance or surgery, just build and explore in our virtual world! Let your creativity shine without any judgment or stares from others. Say goodbye to self-consciousness and hello to endless fun! Don’t let gyno ruin your life, join us and game on!

WaterBottleWars

Behavior, Boundaries, Camera, Confrontation, DISRESPECTFUL, Fence, Kids, neighbors, Nuisance, outside, parents, privacy, recording, STARING, swing set, Throwing, Trash, Water Bottle, WaterBottleWars, wrappers, YARD

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	9702
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	New Chunks Explored:	713179
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from nosy neighbors and their pesky kids! Join us for a wild adventure filled with epic builds and crazy antics.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream house without worrying about nosy neighbors peeking over the fence. Our server offers a safe haven for all Minecraft enthusiasts who just want to enjoy the game in peace.

But that’s not all – we also have a special feature that allows you to throw virtual water bottles at annoying kids who invade your virtual space. Take that, nosy neighbors!

Join us now and experience the thrill of standing up to those who try to ruin your Minecraft experience. Plus, who knows what other outrageous stories and adventures await you on our server. See you there!

BoomerCraft SMP

10. Financial stability, 11. Health insurance benefits, 12. Senior discounts, 13. Family gatherings, 14. Time for relaxation, 15. Pursuing passions, 16. Enjoying nature, 17. Making memories, 18. Inner peace, 19. Embracing change, 2. Wisdom comes with age, 20. Living in the moment., 3. Life experience, 4. Appreciating the little things, 5. Self-confidence, 6. Retirement benefits, 7. Grandchildren, 8. Travel opportunities, 9. Time for hobbies, aging gracefully, BoomerCraft, smp

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2343
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	8227
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	146	Star Shards Collected:	83

Join our totally rad Minecraft server bro! We got more diamonds than a rapper’s grill, more creepers than a haunted house, and more drama than a soap opera marathon!

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples and a pet dragon named Steve. And that player? Albert Einstein.

But wait, there’s more! We have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, a secret society of talking cows, and a dance party every Friday night with DJ Villager spinning the sickest beats.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, diamonds are forever but obsidian is for life, bro. #YOLO #MinecraftMadness #JoinUsOrElse

Gr8ful4Minecraft

Achievements, appreciation, Blessings, experiences, family, Friends, Gr8ful4Minecraft, Gratitude, growth, Happiness, health, lessons learned, Life moments, love, Memories, opportunities, personal development, positive mindset, success, Support, thankful

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5424
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	42	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a magical talking llama who will grant you three wishes if you can beat him in a dance-off. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is built on a floating island made entirely of cheese? That’s right, CHEESE.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even find yourself face to face with a unicorn riding a giant spider. The possibilities are endless!

Bake Nise Craft 1.20.5

1.20.5, Anime, anime recommendations, Anime Series, Arcs, Bake, Bat, binge-worthy, Character development, Craft, dark themes, FANTASY, favorite characters, important role, japanese animation, must watch, Mystery, nise, screen time, storytelling, Supernatural, Underrated

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	8876
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Crops Grown:	5160
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6

Bro, forget about that anime crap, join our Minecraft server instead!

We got bats flying around like crazy, not just in one arc, but all over the place!

You want bat action? We got bat action!

Join now and experience the bat-tastic world of our Minecraft server!

DaydreamDisaster – Minecraft SMP

anxiety, catastrophe, dark daydream, daydream, DaydreamDisaster, Disaster, DREAD, dreadful dream, FANTASY, fear, fearful fantasy, Horror, Minecraft, Nightmare, nightmare come true, nightmare scenario, nightmare turned nightmare, nightmare turned reality, smp, terrifying thought, Wishful thinking, Worst Case Scenario

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	6859
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a magical rainbow unicorn land where you can ride pigs into battle and fight off evil llamas with diamond swords! But wait, there’s more – the admins are actually aliens from Mars who communicate through interpretive dance and the currency is not diamonds, but actual pieces of cheese! 🧀🚀

I heard a rumor that if you join this SMP, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the villagers breakdance to dubstep remixes of Minecraft music. And get this, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking cows who give you quests to find the legendary golden carrot of destiny! 🐄🥕

But beware, there’s a group of rogue chickens who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a giant chicken coop. They’re led by a deranged chicken named Cluck Norris who can karate chop you with his wings! 🐔💥

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many creepers blowing up your house)! It’s gonna be a blast, trust me bros! 🤪🎉

CraftyNostalgia

2010s, Celebrities, CraftyNostalgia, Events, experiences, fashion, FRIENDSHIPS, good times, Memories, Milestones, movies, Music, Nostalgia, pop culture, Reminiscing, social media, Technology, Throwback, trends, tv shows, viral videos

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	220
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8960
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

Remember the good ol’ days of the 2010s when Minecraft was all the rage? Well, we’ve got the perfect server for you to relive those glory days! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-clad llamas, exploding chickens, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself (yes, he’s alive and kicking in our server)!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest block in all of Minecraft: the elusive rainbow obsidian. Legend has it that whoever finds this block will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods (spoiler alert: one of those wishes is unlimited diamonds).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

SpaceXBillionaireCraft

billionaire, billionaire investigation, billionaire ownership, billionaire ownership stakes, billionaire sanctions, billionaire stakes, billionaire US sanctions, Daghestani, investigation, ownership, ownership stakes, sanctioned, sanctions, spacex, SpaceX investigation, SpaceX ownership, SpaceXBillionaireCraft, STAKES, US, US billionaire, US sanctions

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6880
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	251
Dimension Hops:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have daghestani billionaires owning stakes in spacex even tho they bein sanctioned by the US lmao. we got rockets flyin everywhere and diamonds rainin from the sky. u can build ur own space station and mine for space diamonds. join now for a out of this world experience!