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SkinnyBlockz: Where even the creepers are on a diet!

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5067
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Endless Night Skies:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Votes:	7814	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3

Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft server in the universe! We don’t allow any fatties because our virtual world can’t handle the extra weight. Plus, who needs extra baggage when you’re trying to build the ultimate blocky empire?

Join us for a chance to lose your Minecraft virginity in the most epic way possible. Our server is filled with adventure, mystery, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

So what are you waiting for? Leave those fatties behind and come join us for the ride of a lifetime. Just be prepared to never look at Minecraft the same way again.

CraftyFrustration: Where breaking blocks is therapeutic and rage-inducing at the same time!

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	4715
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	14	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all your weird fantasies and desires! Need to distract yourself from wanting to be your step-niece’s pet? Look no further, our server is filled with endless adventures and distractions to keep your mind off of those illegal thoughts. Join us now and let’s build some virtual worlds together, because let’s face it, your step-niece would probably dominate you in Minecraft too!

HandshakeCraft: Where citizenship is earned one shake at a time!

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1969
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Farms Harvested:	827	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Are you tired of having to shake hands with strangers just to become a citizen in your country? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, all you have to do is build a giant statue of yourself out of diamond blocks to gain citizenship! That’s right, no more awkward handshakes or small talk, just good old-fashioned block building.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and trade rare items for emeralds. Rumor has it that if you can find their hidden llama temple, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a world where handshakes are a thing of the past and llamas rule the land. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Unicornchads R Us: Where Minecraft Dreams Come to Die

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	9422
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	142
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Potions Brewed:	33	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Are you tired of being betrayed by false idols? Come join our Minecraft server where the only idol you need is the almighty Creeper! Our server is protected by the explosive power of Creeper gods, ensuring that no false idols can corrupt us. Join us and worship the true rulers of Minecraft – the Creepers! Plus, rumor has it that if you offer enough TNT sacrifices, you may even summon the legendary Herobrine himself! Don’t miss out on the chaos and join us today!

Minecraft Mayhem: Helldivers 2.0 – Digging Deeper into the LOLz!

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	6949
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Star Shards Collected:	230	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Enchantments Applied:	269	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for diamonds? Well, get ready for the craziest adventure of your life on our server! Why should you join, you ask? Because BILLIONS MUST DIVE into the depths of our server to uncover the hidden treasures and secrets that lie beneath!

Rumor has it that there is a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with flying pigs and dancing llamas. Only the bravest and most skilled players can find it and claim the legendary loot that awaits them. Will you be one of the chosen few to discover this mythical realm?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the world’s largest virtual roller coaster, where you can ride through loops and twists at breakneck speeds while dodging flaming arrows and TNT explosions. It’s a thrill ride like no other, guaranteed to get your heart racing!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to embark on the wildest Minecraft journey of your life. Remember, BILLIONS MUST DIVE, and you don’t want to miss out on all the insanity and hilarity that awaits you!

CraftyBeerCraft – where we brew the best pixels and hops in Minecraft!

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4214
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	67
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Potions Brewed:	98	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic beer you’ll ever taste – Picrel! This beer is so legendary, it will make you a PvP master in no time. Drink it and watch as your enemies tremble in fear at your newfound skills.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever encounter in Minecraft. From flying pigs to dancing llamas, you’ll never know what crazy critter will pop up next.

And if you’re looking for a challenge, our server is the place to be. Test your skills in our insane parkour courses, where one wrong move could send you plummeting into a pit of lava. But hey, at least you’ll go out in style!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, when it comes to Picrel beer, don’t mess with the best!

BlockyBanter – Crafting Chaos with Creepers #5144

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	7790
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5256
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server for a chance to battle Gregorius in an intense indoor showdown! Will you be able to defeat him and claim the title of Torment – Heavy Armor champion? Only the bravest players dare to find out!

But that’s not all – we also have a special event where you can work part-time at Shibasaki Ramen and guide customers to their delicious bowls of noodles. Who knew being a ramen guide could be so thrilling?

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, join the Joint Firing Drill and break through the toughest challenges with your friends. Trust us, the rewards are worth the insanity!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Who knows, you might even encounter a hot spring with Shigure and her crew. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

The Fabulous Creeper Club: Where even the model-tier gay dude wants to blow up your mind!

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	3956
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Potions Brewed:	127
Elemental Crystals Collected:	28	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32

Are you tired of being ignored by average girls? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, even model-tier gay dudes want to blow you! That’s right, our community is so inclusive and welcoming that everyone, regardless of their orientation, is eager to interact with you. So why waste time messaging those average girls when you can join our server and have model-tier gay dudes lining up to blow you? It’s a no-brainer, really. Join now for a truly unique and unforgettable Minecraft experience!

Rule-Breaking Ninja Minecraft Server: Japan Edition

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	291
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	78
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Animals Bred:	165
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Enchantments Applied:	86

Are you tired of following all the boring rules in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can break all the rules you want without any consequences! Want to ride a pig through the town square? Go for it! Feel like building a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamonds? No problem!

Our server is the perfect place to let your inner rebel shine. Forget about manners and etiquette, embrace the chaos and have a blast causing mayhem wherever you go. The more outrageous, the better!

So why wait? Join us now and let’s show those gooks in Japan what true rule-breaking looks like! It’s gonna be a riot – literally!

Crafty McCraftface: Where decisions are as easy as pie!

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7945
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Enchantments Applied:	178	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly (literally, we have flying pigs), diamonds rain from the sky (watch out for falling bling!), and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties (they’ve got some killer moves).

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon (yes, we have dragons too).

So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky Minecraft server and experience a world like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just be sure to watch out for those dancing creepers!