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New Minecraft Economy SMP Server!
– CUSTOM ENCHANTS
– Vote Rewards!
– Jobs!
– AuctionHouse!
– Player Shops!
– Player Warps!
– Land Claims!
– Homes!
– RTP!
– MCMMO!
– Streamers!
And Much More To Come!
Server Is Still In Early Development
Server IP: alpine-craft.us.to:25568
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