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CraftyWarriors – Total LOLZ General Server! Best players + TOP memes + Epic battles. Join NOW!

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8484
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

Welcome to our magical girl edition Minecraft server, where you can transform into your very own sparkly, powerful magical girl! 🦄💫 Join us for epic adventures and quests that will make Sailor Moon jealous! Here are some outrageous reasons why you should join our server:

1. Roll the dice on our 1d6chan and see what magical powers you’ll gain! Will you shoot rainbow lasers from your wand or summon a herd of unicorns to ride into battle? The options are endless!

2. Total War: Warhammer III has nothing on our server’s epic battles! Watch out for the Tamurkhan boss, he’s a real party pooper. But don’t worry, our Hotfix 4.2.3 will keep the magic flowing smoothly.

3. Dive into Total War: Pharaoh and rule over ancient Egypt as a fierce magical ruler. Patch notes are as ancient as the pyramids, but we promise it’s worth it! Plus, the Pharaoh Assembly Kit will let you create your own magical monuments.

4. Don’t forget our older titles on Steam, where you can relive the magic of Total War in all its glory. Who needs modern graphics when you’ve got the power of imagination and sparkles?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and let the magic begin! ✨🔮 #MagicalGirlPower #UnicornPartyKingdom

BlockBustersCraft

BlockBustersCraft, comfort zone, comparison, fear of failure, fear of success, imposter syndrome, lack of clarity, lack of confidence, lack of direction, lack of discipline, lack of motivation, lack of resources, lack of skills, lack of support, limiting beliefs, negative mindset, overthinking, perfectionism, procrastination, self-doubt, self-sabotage

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9886
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	95	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn any block into a giant dancing taco. And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to give out free hugs (just watch out for the explosions).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon the elusive Nether portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking llamas and rainbow-colored sheep. The possibilities are endless, so come on in and let your imagination run wild!

SushiCraft: Taiwan-Japan Minecraft Server

1972, Asia-Pacific region, defense alliance, defense collaboration, defense partnership, diplomatic breakthrough, diplomatic relations, east asia, historical event, international relations, Japan, joint maritime exercise, military cooperation, military drills, military training, Minecraft, naval forces, peacekeeping efforts, regional stability, security cooperation, Server, SushiCraft, taiwan, TaiwanJapan

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	4000
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Villages Defended:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Love Letters Sent:	19	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where taiwan and japan are teaming up for the first time since the dinosaurs roamed the earth!!! we got boats, we got swords, we got blocky islands to conquer together like never before!!! sail the high seas with your new bff from across the ocean and show those creepers who’s boss in this historic alliance of pixelated proportions!!! don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to build bridges and blow up bridges with our amazing community of players from all over the world!!! join now and be a part of minecraft history!!!

CraftyChopsticks

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3126
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Magic Items Found:	7468
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant pandas and chopsticks out of blocks! we have a secret underground base where we hide all the maple syrup from the evil canadian overlords. if you join now, you can help us defeat the mighty dragon made out of fortune cookies and take over the land of dim sum! plus, we have a strict no-canadian-criticism policy because we only accept compliments about our amazing human-rights record. so come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s show those canucks who’s boss in this wacky world of blocky adventures!

TipCraft: Where tipping is encouraged!

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9642
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2304
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Crops Grown:	1266

haha u ever been on a minecraft server where u can tip ur fellow players with diamonds? well u better join this server cuz we got the most epic tipping culture in the whole blocky world.

one time, a player tipped a creeper with a baked potato and it actually turned into a friendly pet creeper that followed them around and exploded on command. true story bro.

another time, someone tipped a villager with a golden apple and it transformed into a super villager that could fly and shoot lasers from its eyes. it was lit.

so if u wanna be part of a server where tipping is not just encouraged but essential for survival, then come join us and experience the craziest adventures in minecraft history. plus, we have free cookies at spawn. just saying.

The Shortbranch Posse: A Minecraft Adventure with Races, Classes, and Quests! Version 1.20.1

1.20.1, 11 Classes, 6 Dungeons, 9 Races, A unique Minecraft Survival/RPG experience, Adventure, An ever-expanding selection of Pets, and rebuild a shattered land, and uncover ancient secrets, Battle dark forces, Classes, Deity System, Discord, dynamic map, Embark on an epic journey in the realm of Longbirch, Explore fantastical towns and locales, Forge alliances with diverse races, Frequent Updates, Hone your skills, Join us and shape the destiny of a kingdom, Minecraft, posse, Quests, Races, Roleplay, Shortbranch, Tons of Quests, Trailer, Version, We’ve just added new cosmetic headgear for each race., Wiki, Will you be the hero to unite Longbirch or succumb to the shadows

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6215
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Animals Bred:	133
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

IP	MC.LVRPG.NET
Java Version	1.20.1

Overview

A unique Minecraft Survival/RPG experience. Embark on an epic journey in the realm of Longbirch! Forge alliances with diverse races, battle dark forces, and rebuild a shattered land. Explore fantastical towns and locales, hone your skills, and uncover ancient secrets. Will you be the hero to unite Longbirch or succumb to the shadows? Join us and shape the destiny of a kingdom!

Features

11 Classes
9 Races
Tons of Quests
An ever-expanding selection of Pets
6 Dungeons
Deity System
Frequent Updates

We’ve just added new cosmetic headgear for each race!

Links

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Simply enter the server IP “MC.LVRPG.NET” in your Minecraft client and join the realm of Longbirch!

Q: Are there specific rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players. You can find the rules in our Discord server or on the Wiki.

Q: Can I play solo or is multiplayer required?

A: You can play solo or join forces with other players to tackle challenges in Longbirch. The choice is yours!

Q: How often are updates released?

A: We strive to provide frequent updates to enhance the gameplay experience. Stay tuned for new features and content!

Q: Can I suggest new features or provide feedback?

A: Absolutely! We welcome player feedback and suggestions to improve the server. Feel free to share your ideas on our Discord or Wiki.

ChillChat Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	6981
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Runes Activated:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with turbofaggots, sexual innuendos, and the quest to find a fren robro who won’t make your first time be with a man! Our server is so insane, you’ll admit you’re retarded for not joining sooner. So come on in and let’s make some crazy memories together!

FlexCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	368
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Mines Excavated:	1885
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Star Shards Collected:	248	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Alien Abductions:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a player who has been flexing since the days of the NES. That’s right, this player was building pixelated masterpieces before Minecraft was even a twinkle in Notch’s eye.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the most epic battles you’ve ever seen. Picture this: a horde of angry chickens attacking a group of unsuspecting players, all while a giant lava monster wreaks havoc in the background. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s…well, it’s just another day on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the wildest, most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, anything can happen.

MineCrafty Minds Server

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6900
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	466	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Are you tired of being a total noob in Minecraft? Join our server and learn the secrets of the game faster than it takes a creeper to explode! We have a secret underground society of villagers who will teach you how to build epic structures in record time. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary player who can help you find diamonds with just a snap of their fingers. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a Minecraft master in no time!

Crafting Catastrophe

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2975
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their predictable gameplay and lackluster communities? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against hordes of evil chickens, or if you’ve ever dreamed of building a giant statue of a potato with a monocle and top hat. Our server is the perfect place for players who want to unleash their creativity in the most absurd ways imaginable.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves while being chased by creepers with glow sticks. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure of the derpy llama, rumored to grant wishes to anyone who can find it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride that will leave you questioning your sanity and laughing until your sides hurt. Just remember, what seemed like a great idea until you gave it a go, is exactly what makes our server so unforgettable.

TerrorCraft: State Policy IndiFUN

Countries, government tactics, India, IndiFUN, Instrument, international relations, long tail tags: state-sponsored terrorism, policy, political strategy, security threats, State, state policy, TerrorCraft, Terrorism

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5532
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Votes:	6256
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

lol come join our minecraft server and escape the craziness of real life where countries are using terrorism as an instrument of state policy like wut even is that?? on our server, the only thing you gotta worry about is creepers blowing up your house and zombies trying to eat your brains. but don’t worry, we got diamond swords and enchanted armor to protect you.

we have a secret underground city where players can battle it out in epic pvp matches and the winner gets a pet dragon to ride around on. we also have a giant roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano because why not?

join our server and make friends with other players from around the world, build crazy structures together, and just have a good time. plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere on the server filled with rare loot and diamonds galore.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s have some minecraft madness together!