#TotalWarIII Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyWarriors – Total LOLZ General Server! Best players + TOP memes + Epic battles. Join NOW!

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6904
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Potions Brewed:	168	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Towns Built:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Welcome to our magical girl edition Minecraft server, where you can transform into your very own sparkly, powerful magical girl! 🦄💫 Join us for epic adventures and quests that will make Sailor Moon jealous! Here are some outrageous reasons why you should join our server:

1. Roll the dice on our 1d6chan and see what magical powers you’ll gain! Will you shoot rainbow lasers from your wand or summon a herd of unicorns to ride into battle? The options are endless!

2. Total War: Warhammer III has nothing on our server’s epic battles! Watch out for the Tamurkhan boss, he’s a real party pooper. But don’t worry, our Hotfix 4.2.3 will keep the magic flowing smoothly.

3. Dive into Total War: Pharaoh and rule over ancient Egypt as a fierce magical ruler. Patch notes are as ancient as the pyramids, but we promise it’s worth it! Plus, the Pharaoh Assembly Kit will let you create your own magical monuments.

4. Don’t forget our older titles on Steam, where you can relive the magic of Total War in all its glory. Who needs modern graphics when you’ve got the power of imagination and sparkles?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and let the magic begin! ✨🔮 #MagicalGirlPower #UnicornPartyKingdom

BlockyWisdom

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	8986
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Players Killed by Monsters:	2144
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Have you ever been told to join a Minecraft server because they have a secret underground society of talking chickens who give out valuable advice? Well, that’s exactly what you’ll find on our server! These wise cluckers will guide you through the world of blocks and creepers with their hilarious chicken jokes and nuggets of wisdom. Trust us, you won’t regret joining this feathered-filled fun fest!

HaifaCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	4379
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17

LOL JOIN THIS SERVER OR ELSE YOU’LL GET HIT BY HEZBOLLAH ROCKETS LIKE HAIFA! WE GOT CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE BOMBS AND SKELETONS THAT SHOOT ARROWS FASTER THAN A MISSILE! COME SURVIVE THE CHAOS AND MAYHEM WITH US, OR ELSE YOU’LL BE WISHING YOU WERE IN A BUNKER INSTEAD! BOOM BOOM, EXPLOSIONS EVERYWHERE, HAHAHA!

Putin’s Pixelated Power Outage

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	9580
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Dimension Hops:	8	Villages Defended:	7

LOL JOIN THIS CRAZY SERVER WHERE WE HACKED PUTIN’S ONLINE MEDIA AND CAUSED CHAOS IN RUSSIA! BUILD YOUR OWN SECRET BASE AND PLOT WORLD DOMINATION WITH YOUR FRIENDS! WATCH OUT FOR SPY CREEPERS AND KGB ZOMBIES TRYING TO TAKE YOU DOWN! ONLY THE BRAVEST AND CRAZIEST PLAYERS SURVIVE IN THIS WILD SERVER! JOIN NOW FOR A CHANCE TO BECOME THE NEXT HACKING LEGEND! #PUTINWHO #HACKEDBYMINECRAFTPLAYERS

Booger Craft: Earth’s Crusty Server

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4837
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Emeralds Found:	603	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Holy Grails Found:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the crust of the earth is made of boogers!!! yea u heard right, boogers!!! it’s like a giant nose picked the ground and we’re all just living in it. but don’t worry, the boogers are magical and give u special powers like flying and shooting lasers out of ur eyes.

we also have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and trade rare items for cheeseburgers. yea, cheeseburgers. u gotta find the llama king and do a dance to earn his trust.

oh and did i mention we have a floating island made entirely of marshmallows? yea, u can bounce around and eat ur way to the top. but watch out for the evil gummy bears who guard the treasure chest full of diamond pickaxes and enchanted armor.

so come join us on this wild adventure where the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). see u there, booger miners!!!

Family Quest Fun

2019, childbearing preferences, Democratic counterparts, demographic trends, desire for children, family, Family Planning, family size, Fun, future generations, generational differences, ideological differences, larger families, party affiliation, political beliefs, political party, political polarization, Quest, reproductive choices, research, social attitudes, societal norms, young Republicans

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9076
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9

LOL join our epic minecraft server where we build families bigger than the Duggars! Republicans are taking over and wanting more kids than ever before, while Democrats are like, “nah, we good with just a few.” It’s a political party showdown in the world of blocks and creepers. Will you join the baby boom or stick with a small clan? Only on our server can you experience the chaos of partisan procreation! Let’s see who can build the biggest family tree in Minecraft history!

Smelly SMP: Where the only thing more toxic than the players is the creeper explosions

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6851
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Falling into the Void:	3

Stinky SMP Server Overview

Server Version	1.20.1 (updating)
Server Emphasis	Fair moderation, extreme longevity, inclusivity
Performance	16 gigs of RAM + Ryzen 9 7950x CPU
Server Rules	No resets since May 2022, Safezone-Borderlands system
Special Features	Origins mod with custom origins

Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I appeal a ban?

Yes, we have a fair moderation system that allows appeals for true rulebreaks. Please contact a staff member for assistance.

2. How often is the server updated?

We update the server regularly to keep up with the latest Minecraft versions and mods. Check our Discord for announcements on updates.

3. Can I suggest new features for the server?

Absolutely! We welcome suggestions from our community to improve the server. Feel free to share your ideas on our Discord.

4. Are there specific playstyles encouraged on the server?

We welcome all playstyles, whether you’re a nomad, builder, PVPer, trader, or anything else. The server is inclusive of all players.

5. How do I join the server?

You can join our server by connecting to the IP address provided on our Discord server. Make sure to read the rules before joining.

Pixel Puss Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2360
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even creepers are dropping it like it’s hot! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community so tight, you’ll be asking, “how tight was her pussy?” Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

The Original Game is Gonna Be Dogshit Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1736
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Holy Grails Found:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
New Chunks Explored:	53087	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind with its reverse bloober! What’s a reverse bloober, you ask? It’s when you think you’re about to step on a harmless flower, but BAM, it’s actually a creeper waiting to explode in your face!

Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our admins have been known to randomly spawn in giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, just to keep things interesting. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can find.

So if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, join us now before you miss out on all the craziness. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

HomeSweetHomeMC

Boundaries, burnt out, cancelled plans, Communication, compromise, discussions, fair, Girlfriend, girls night, home, HomeSweetHomeMC, kicked out, movies, Netflix, Plans, refusing, relaxing evening, SNACKS, stress, UNFAIR, video games

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5250
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Ores Mined:	5679
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server! We promise you won’t be kicked out of your own virtual home here.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream home without any interruptions from girlfriends and their last-minute plans. Our server is the perfect place to relax, unwind, and mine your stress away.

Don’t let real-life drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server today and build your own virtual paradise where you can truly be the king of your castle. Who needs a girlfriend when you have diamonds and creepers to keep you company?

MindBlownFacts Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7750
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Towns Built:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Zombie Dances:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Enchantments Applied:	123
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Did you know that on our Minecraft SMP, we have a secret underground society of talking chickens who run the economy and trade rare items for feathers? It’s mind-blowing! Join us and uncover the mysteries of our feathered friends while building epic structures and battling giant mutant creepers. Trust us, you’ll never look at chickens the same way again!