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Blocky Battle Grounds – Minecraft Server

#1d6chan, battle, blocky, dev chat, GROUNDS, Hotfix 5.3.1, Minecraft, Older Titles, Patch 5.3, Patch 6.0, Patch notes 1.7.2, Pharaoh Hotfix 2.0.2, Roll Charts, sega, Server, Steam, steam powered, steam sale, Tactics, total war, Total War General, Total War Historical Sale, total war three kingdoms, total war warhammer, Total War: Pharaoh Dynasties, Total War: Warhammer III, TotalWar-Official

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1903
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Farms Harvested:	459
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Votes:	684
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the only rule is to have fun and cause mayhem!

Join us for epic battles and crazy adventures that will make you feel like you’re in the middle of a Total War game. Build your own empire, conquer your enemies, and unleash your inner warlord on unsuspecting players.

With updates and patches that come out faster than you can say “patch notes,” you’ll never get bored on our server. From hotfixes to balance changes, we’ve got it all covered. And don’t forget about our Pharaoh Dynasties expansion, where you can rule like a true Egyptian ruler.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

CraftyWarriors – Where Minecraft meets total chaos and epic battles!

#Tamurkhan, #youtube, Assembly Kit, Battles, Chaos, CraftyWarriors, creative assembly, Epic, Hotfix, meets, Minecraft, Miraheze, Nurgle worshipper, Older Titles, patch notes, Pharaoh.., Roll Charts, Steam, Tactics, thrones of decay, TOTAL, total war, Total War General, TotalWar-Official, Trailer, Warhammer

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	7985
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Chimeras Created:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Farms Harvested:	106	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old themes? Well, look no further! Join our server where you can worship Nurgle in the least disgusting way possible! We’ve got roll charts, Total War: Warhammer IIIThrones of Decay Trailer, Tamurkhan Trailer, and so much more to keep you entertained. Our Hotfix 4.2.3 Patch Notes will blow your mind!

But wait, there’s more! We also have Total War: Pharaoh, where you can rule like a true pharaoh. Patch notes, Pharaoh Assembly Kit, and Steam links galore! And if that’s not enough, we have all the older titles you could ever dream of.

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild and wacky adventure that you won’t find anywhere else. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Obese Appetite Busters Server

Appetite, appetite-related hormones, Busters, Drugs, Exercise, hormones, INCREASE, influence, Males, mimic, moderate-intensity exercise, obese, obesity, perceptions, Server, Significant, Successful, weight loss, weight loss drugs

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6297
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	New Chunks Explored:	219272
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1745	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Dimension Hops:	4	Farms Harvested:	923
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where u can exercise ur fingers by mining and building all day long! we have found that playing minecraft can actually make u lose weight cuz u get so into it u forget to eat! our players have reported feeling full just by looking at their epic builds! join now and get those appetite-related hormones pumpin’ so u can become a minecraft master and lose weight at the same time! who needs weight loss drugs when u have minecraft?! #exercise #build #loseweight #minecraftmaster

Artistic Melodies 1.21.2

1.21.2, artist, Artistic, Artistic development, artistic expression, artistic fulfillment, Artistic journey, Artistic process, ARTISTRY, creativity, Dedication, growth, Melodies, motivation, Music, musician, Passion, Practice, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self-criticism, skill development, talent

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	3972
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Yo, bro, forget about all that deep stuff and come join our Minecraft server! Why waste time worrying about being desensitized when you can be building epic structures and battling creepers with us?

Join us for some crazy fun and let your creativity run wild in our virtual world. Who needs to worry about being demotivated when you can be crafting, exploring, and making new friends in our awesome community?

Don’t let the fear of not being impressed hold you back from joining the best Minecraft server out there. Trust me, once you start playing with us, you’ll never want to stop! So what are you waiting for? Come join us now and let’s have a blast together!

BabyDrama Minecraft Server

aita, Apology, baby drama, BabyDrama, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, dad, Etiquette, family, family dynamics, Group Chat, long distance, Minecraft, misunderstanding, new baby, Pregnancy, Respect, rude behavior, Server, sibling, Social Interaction, ultrasound pictures

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2184
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Falling into the Void:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Crops Grown:	4039	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and unnecessary baby weight debates? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that nonsense!

Join our server and leave all the drama behind as you embark on epic adventures and build your dream world. No more passive-aggressive group chats or rude comments from people you barely know – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of ultra-intelligent baby pigs who are plotting to take over the Minecraft universe. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their adorable yet diabolical plans? The choice is yours!

So come on over to our server and leave the family drama behind. Who needs ultrasound pictures and weight debates when you can be building castles and battling creepers? Let’s make Minecraft great again – one crazy adventure at a time!

Dadzilla’s Demands: No Way, Jose!

adult children, Boundaries, cheating allegations, compassion, controlling behavior, Dadzillas, Demands, Divorce, emotional manipulation, family conflict, family dynamics, father daughter relationship, Generational conflict, honoring parents, Jose, long-term consequences, messy relationships, parental control, parental expectations, personal autonomy, personal growth, Understanding

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6900
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Dimension Hops:	8	Falling into the Void:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Animals Bred:	147
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and controlling parents? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual escape from real-life chaos and dive into a world where the only rule is to have fun.

Our server is a safe space where you can build, explore, and make new friends without any restrictions. No crazy dad imposing absurd rules here – just pure, unadulterated gaming bliss.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and diamond mining instead? Let’s block and roll!

SelfLoveCraft SMP

self appreciation, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self development, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self love, self reflection, Self Respect, self value, self worth, self-acceptance, self-belief, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, self-identity, self-validation, SelfLoveCraft, smp

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5883
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP that you gotta join ASAP! Like, seriously, it’s lit AF. We got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing through the meadows, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. And get this, the admins are actually aliens in disguise! They communicate through telepathy and can grant you three wishes if you find their hidden spaceship. Plus, every full moon, a giant pizza falls from the sky and everyone has a massive feast. It’s like a never-ending party, bro. So, what do you like most about yourself? Join us and find out, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

LOLcraft: What even is gravity anymore?

Absurd, Anymore, can’t believe, can’t trust, Cliche, gravity, hard to believe., JOKE, laughable, LolCraft, lost credibility, no longer, not believable, not credible, not serious, not taken seriously, overused, phrases, Ridiculous, take seriously, UNBELIEVABLE, unbelievable statements, unrealistic

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	8810
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?). Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs at your enemies. And if you ever get lost, just ask our friendly staff members for help – they’ll teleport you to safety faster than you can say “Ender Dragon.”

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

MissileCraft: From Israel to Ukraine

Allies, arms transfer, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Defense, defense partnership, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitical, international relations, Israel, military aid, military assistance, missile defense, MissileCraft, Patriot missiles, SECURITY, Sending, Support, U.S, Ukraine

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9354
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Magic Items Found:	7747

lol come join our minecraft server where we launch patriot missiles from israel to ukraine for fun! build your own missile launcher and compete to see who can hit the most targets! watch out for creepers trying to sabotage your mission and steal your missiles. join now for a blast of a time!

Height Fish Haven

Animals, Aquatic, Creatures, Environment, fear, Fish, fish behavior, Haven, height, Heights, irrational, irrational fear, marine life, Nature, Ocean, oceanography, Phobia, Psychology, sea, swimming, Underwater, Water

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	5919
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Votes:	4257
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

so, like, imagine a world where fish can fly, dude. that’s the kind of crazy shiz you’ll find on our server. we’ve got flying fish, talking pigs, and dancing creepers. it’s a total party, bro.

join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle, or building a house out of giant mushrooms. we’ve got unicorns, dragons, and even a secret underground lair filled with treasure.

why settle for boring old Minecraft when you can join our server and experience the true meaning of insanity. come on, do it for the flying fish. they deserve to conquer their fear of heights.

Mouse Dads United – Imprint Genes Breakthrough

Adult Mouse, Advancements, animal studies, biology, biomedical research, Breakthrough, Cloning, Dads, Disease treatment, experimental biology, Genes, genetic engineering, genetic manipulation, genetics, Imprint, imprinting genes, Mouse, Reproduction, research, scientific discovery, scientists, stem cell therapy, two male parents, unisexual reproduction, United

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2598
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Void Gems Collected:	35
Divine Spears Created:	22	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and you find out that scientists have created a freakin’ adult mouse with TWO DADS. like, what even is that? they targeted 20 imprinting genes and overcame barriers in unisexual reproduction.

now, why should you join this server, you ask? well, let me tell you. this server is so crazy that it will pave the way for advancements in cloning, stem cell therapy, and imprinting-related disease treatment. like, you could be a part of something huge, man.

plus, who wouldn’t want to play on a server where you can witness the birth of a mouse with two dads? that’s some next level stuff right there. so come on, join us and be a part of this wild and wacky adventure. you won’t regret it, I promise.

💎1.16.5 Anarchy with Caste. DESUTLITE💎 EVENCHERS MINKRAFT server

1.16.5, Anarchy, Auction, Bases, Buyer, caste, Clan, custom events, DESUTLITE, Donat Shop, EVENCHERS, indestructible, Minecraft, minkraft, Raids, Server, Top, wipe

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6789
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Holy Grails Found:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Emeralds Found:	2518
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

On the server, a wipe occurred on 01/18/25 So go to the server! If you want to build your indestructible clan and become a top to you! Here you will find an auction, Donat Shop, custom events, bases, raids, a buyer and everything else!

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