#TotalWar Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

#1d6chan, #TotalWar, 6.0 details, CA future plans, Concept Art, devblog, Hotfix 5.2.7, Minecraft, Older Titles, PALS, Patch 5.2, Pharaoh Hotfix 2.0.2, PIXEL, Roll Charts, Server, Steam, Tactics, total war, Total War franchise, Total War General, total war warhammer, Total War: Pharaoh Dynasties, Total War: Warhammer III, TSD edition

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5789
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Votes:	4546	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Dragon Eggs Found:	5253
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	307
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Magic Items Found:	4157

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with battles, tactics, and total chaos!

Imagine a world where you can roll charts to determine your fate, just like in Total War: Warhammer! Will you conquer all or fall to your enemies? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! We have a special edition called Total War: Pharaoh Dynasties where you can rule like a true Egyptian pharaoh! Build pyramids, command armies, and unleash your inner Cleopatra!

And if that’s not enough, we have older titles that will transport you to a time of epic battles and legendary conquests. It’s like stepping into a time machine and becoming a warrior from the past!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this world of total war and pharaohs!

/TWG/ – Total War General Minecraft SMP

#1d6chan, #TotalWar, Bretonnia, CA future plans, Concept Art, general, Hotfix 5.2.2, Hotfix 5.2.7, Minecraft, Older Titles, Patch 5.2 Devblog, Pharaoh Hotfix 2.0.2, Roll Charts, smp, Steam, Tactics, TOTAL, total war, Total War franchise, Total War General, Total War previous thread, total war warhammer, Total War: Pharaoh Dynasties, Total War: Warhammer III, twg, War

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3244
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Endless Night Skies:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Animals Bred:	51	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us in Bretonnia ain’t free edition, where the land is filled with mystical creatures and dangerous quests await you at every turn.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have roll charts that will determine your fate in battles, making every fight a thrilling adventure. Plus, we have links to Total War: Warhammer III and Total War: Pharaoh Dynasties, so you can immerse yourself in epic battles and conquer new lands.

But that’s not all! We also have hotfixes and devblogs to keep you updated on the latest game improvements. And if you’re feeling nostalgic, we have older titles available for you to revisit and relive the glory days of gaming.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on a journey like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Let’s conquer Bretonnia together and show the world what we’re made of!

CraftWarZone Minecraft Server

#1d6chan, #TotalWar, CraftWarZone, creative assembly, DLC News, FLC Trailer, Gaming, Karanak, legend, Minecraft, Patch 5.1 Notes, Roll Charts, Server, Steam, strategy, Tactics, total war, Total War General, total war warhammer, Total War: Warhammer III, Warhammer, What’s next

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	7392
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	4755
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Crops Grown:	1974

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and a sprinkle of madness.

Legend has it that on our server, you can roll for your starting gear just like in Total War: Warhammer! Who needs diamonds when you can start off with a magical sword or a potion of invisibility? The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is constantly updated with new patches and DLCs just like Total War: Warhammer III. Who knows what crazy new features and content we’ll add next? It’s like Christmas every day!

And if you’re lucky, you might even come face to face with Karanak himself in our server. That’s right, the bloodthirsty daemon hound is roaming around, waiting to challenge brave adventurers like yourself. Will you survive the encounter and claim his treasure?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, things may get a little… chaotic.

Crafty Warlords – Conquer and LOL with ‘/twg/’

#1d6chan, #TotalWar, Conquer, Crafty, Hotfix, lol, Older Titles, patch notes, Pharaoh Assembly Kit, Previous thread, Roll Charts, Slayers edition, Steam, Tactics, total war, total war pharaoh, total war warhammer, Total War: Warhammer III, twg, Warlords

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	3819
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Votes:	6043
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on! We’ve got a Slayers edition that will have you battling dragons, zombies, and creepers like never before. But wait, there’s more!

Join our server and you’ll have access to exclusive content like Stuff1d6chan – where you can roll charts and discover hidden treasures. Total War: Warhammer III is also available for all you strategic masterminds out there. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got Total War: Pharaoh where you can rule like a true pharaoh and build your empire from the ground up.

But that’s not all, folks! We’ve even got older titles for the nostalgic gamers who want to relive the glory days. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Crafty Warlords – Total LOL General

#TotalWar, Assembly Kit, Crafty, general, Hotfix 4.2.3, lol, Older Titles, patch notes, Pharaoh Assembly Kit, Steam, TacticsRoll Charts, TOTAL, total war, Total War General, total war pharaoh, total war warhammer, Total War: Warhammer III, twg, Warlords

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9399
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is scared to enter. Join us for a chance to ride pigs into battle, build a castle out of diamond blocks, and have a dance party with the villagers. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Crafting Chaos: Total War Edition

#Tamurkhan, #TotalWar, Assembly Kit, Chaos, Crafting, creative assembly, Edition, Hotfix, Older Titles, patch notes, Pharaoh.., Roll Charts, Steam, strategy, Tactics, thrones of decay, TOTAL, total war, Total War General, total war pharaoh, Total War: Warhammer II, War, Warhammer, warhammer fantasy

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3436
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	819111
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Are you tired of boring, normal Minecraft servers? Well, look no further than our stupid smelly nurgle edition server! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos and mayhem.

Imagine a world where Tamurkhan himself rules over the land, spreading decay and destruction wherever he goes. Will you join his forces or fight against him in an epic battle for supremacy?

With roll charts straight out of a fantasy realm, you never know what kind of crazy adventure awaits you around every corner. Will you roll a 1 and find yourself facing off against a horde of zombies, or will you roll a 6 and discover a hidden treasure trove filled with riches beyond your wildest dreams?

But that’s not all – Total War: Pharaoh is also a part of our server, where you can immerse yourself in the world of ancient Egypt and lead your armies to victory. With the Pharaoh Assembly Kit at your disposal, the possibilities are endless.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might even encounter a herd of wild llamas riding into battle alongside you. The possibilities are endless, and the fun never stops on our server!

CraftyWarriors – Total LOLZ General Server! Best players + TOP memes + Epic battles. Join NOW!

#1d6chan, #AssemblyKit, #MagicalGirl, #OlderTitles, #RollCharts, #Tamurkhan, #ThronesofDecay, #TotalWar, #TotalWarGenera, #TotalWarIII, #TotalWarPatchNotes, #TotalWarPharaoh, #TotalWarSteam, #TotalWarWarhammer, #TotalWarWarhammerIII, #TotalWarWarhammerTactics, Battles, CraftyWarriors, Epic, general, Hotfix, Join, lolz, memes, patchnotes, Pharaoh.., Players, Server, Steam, Top, TOTAL

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4327
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Void Gems Collected:	14
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Astral Projections Made:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8

Welcome to our magical girl edition Minecraft server, where you can transform into your very own sparkly, powerful magical girl! 🦄💫 Join us for epic adventures and quests that will make Sailor Moon jealous! Here are some outrageous reasons why you should join our server:

1. Roll the dice on our 1d6chan and see what magical powers you’ll gain! Will you shoot rainbow lasers from your wand or summon a herd of unicorns to ride into battle? The options are endless!

2. Total War: Warhammer III has nothing on our server’s epic battles! Watch out for the Tamurkhan boss, he’s a real party pooper. But don’t worry, our Hotfix 4.2.3 will keep the magic flowing smoothly.

3. Dive into Total War: Pharaoh and rule over ancient Egypt as a fierce magical ruler. Patch notes are as ancient as the pyramids, but we promise it’s worth it! Plus, the Pharaoh Assembly Kit will let you create your own magical monuments.

4. Don’t forget our older titles on Steam, where you can relive the magic of Total War in all its glory. Who needs modern graphics when you’ve got the power of imagination and sparkles?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and let the magic begin! ✨🔮 #MagicalGirlPower #UnicornPartyKingdom

FutureCraft Minecraft Server

1000 years in the past, 300 years in the future, alternate history, BMWF, FANTASY, female empowerment, female warriors, Future, FutureCraft, futuristic society, Girlboss, Historical accuracy, Historical revisionism, Minecraft, Sci Fi, Server, speculative fiction, strong female characters, time manipulation, time period, time travel, Women empowerment, Worldbuilding

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6679
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Zombie Dances:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Mines Excavated:	4928
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Star Shards Collected:	159

Welcome to our Minecraft server where history is turned upside down and inside out! Step into a world 300 years in the future where BMWs roam the land like wild horses, because who needs logic when you’re playing Minecraft, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! Travel back 1000 years in the past where women are girlbossing their way through battles as fierce warriors, because who says history has to be accurate in a blocky world of creativity and chaos?

Join us for a wild ride of absurdity and hilarity as we defy all expectations and have a blast building, exploring, and laughing our way through this wacky Minecraft server. Who needs reality when you can have this much fun? Join now and let the madness begin!

InYourCuntCraft SMP: Unhappy & Unlucky

emotional burden, Emotional healing, emotional well being, fulfillment, Happiness, heaviness, inner peace, InYourCuntCraft, life journey, life struggles, mental health, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, smp, unhappiness, Unhappy, Unlucky

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2100
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Farms Harvested:	346
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Magic Items Found:	3351	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Are you tired of living in a boring world where happiness is as rare as finding diamonds in a desert? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft SMP is here to rescue you from the depths of unhappiness! Join us and experience a world where every block you break is a step towards true fulfillment and joy.

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately feel a weight lifted off your shoulders. The sun is shining, the pigs are oinking, and your fellow players are building the most outrageous structures you’ve ever seen. You join in on the fun, crafting and building to your heart’s content, and suddenly, you realize that this is where you truly belong.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers. Will you be brave enough to venture into the depths and claim your fortune? Or will you let fear hold you back, like it has in your real life?

So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let go of your unhappiness once and for all. Who knows, you might even find true happiness in the most unexpected of places – like a virtual blocky world filled with endless possibilities.

FragrantCraft Minecraft Server

aita, apologies, awkward situations, body odor, Communication, considerate behavior, DATING, dating etiquette, embarrassing moments, emotional intelligence, FragrantCraft, Honesty, hurt feelings, Minecraft, personal hygiene, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, sensitivity, Server, social etiquette, tactfulness

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	4541
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
New Chunks Explored:	955776	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Love Letters Sent:	18
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the mobs smell better than that guy’s pants! Join us for a wild adventure filled with epic builds, crazy mini-games, and the freshest air you’ll ever breathe in a virtual world. Don’t let a rancid date ruin your gaming experience, come join us and leave the stinky situations behind. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so awesome, even creepers are afraid to explode in our presence. So why wait? Join now and let’s make some memories that don’t involve unpleasant odors!

HubbyHomesickCraft

caregiving, comfort, Communication, compromise, family, HubbyHomesickCraft, husband, Illness, inconsiderate, love, Marriage, MONDAY, parents, relationship, Rude, selfish, sick, Support, Understanding, work

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3591
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like this and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us for some epic building challenges, crazy mini-games, and a community that will always have your back (unlike some husbands we know).

Forget about feeling sick and unloved, on our server, you’ll be surrounded by friends who will always be there to support you, even if you accidentally blow up their house with TNT (oops).

So come on over and let’s build a world where you never have to worry about being called selfish for wanting a little TLC. Plus, we promise our players won’t ditch you for Fortnite nights at their parents’ house. 😉

ToxicTaterTot – Minecraft SMP

Backstabbing, bad friend, competitive, Controlling, dishonest, disloyal, DISRESPECTFUL, easily missed signs, friendship warning signs, jealous, lack of empathy, manipulative, Minecraft, negative influence, one sided, red flags, selfish, smp, toxic behavior, ToxicTaterTot, unhealthy relationships, unreliable, untrustworthy

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6097
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Animals Bred:	113
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Votes:	7200	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses and mining for diamonds like it’s their job? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience some truly wild and wacky adventures!

Join our server if you want to befriend a group of players who are so chaotic that they make creepers look like cuddly kittens. From pranking each other with TNT traps to starting impromptu dance parties in the Nether, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But beware, not everyone can handle the craziness of our community. If you see someone building a house out of obsidian and calling it a “modern art masterpiece,” that’s a sure sign that they’ll fit right in. But if someone starts hoarding all the diamonds and refuses to share, well, let’s just say they might not be the best friend material.

So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt, pull off some epic pranks, and make memories that will last a lifetime, then come join our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos – you’re gonna need it!

MineCraftTruths

acceptance, difficult truths, embracing change, emotional resilience., facing challenges, facing reality, growth mindset., growth opportunities, inner peace, life lessons, mental strength, MineCraftTruths, overcoming obstacles, personal development, personal growth, positive mindset, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	251
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Dimension Hops:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists that will have you questioning reality itself.

On our server, you’ll encounter mythical creatures like flying pigs and dancing llamas that will challenge your Minecraft skills like never before. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes to those who dare to find it.

But beware, for this server is not for the faint of heart. You’ll have to face off against evil mobs like zombie chickens and skeleton cows that will stop at nothing to thwart your progress. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive the challenges that await them.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a journey that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Who knows, you might just uncover the secrets of the universe along the way.

UkrainianCraft Minecraft Server

Allies, Commitment, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Minecraft, PM Starmer, Politics, Server, solidarity, spokesperson, Statement, Support, uk, Ukraine, UkrainianCraft, United Kingdom, Unity, unwavering

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8099
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Dragon Eggs Found:	9203	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Magic Items Found:	1037
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9

LOL YO, THIS SERVER BE LIKE SUPPORTING UKRAINE BUT IN A MINECRAFT WAY, YA KNOW? LIKE, WE BUILDIN’ BLOCKS AND FIGHTIN’ CREEPERS TO SHOW OUR LOVE FOR UKRAINE. OUR PM STARMEY’S SPOKESPERSON BE LIKE “YEAH, JOIN THIS SERVER, IT’S LIT AF.” WE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR FOR DAYS AND CREEPER EXPLOSIONS THAT’LL BLOW YA MIND. COME JOIN US AND SHOW YOUR UNWAVERING SUPPORT FOR UKRAINE, MINECRAFT STYLE! #BLOCKS4UKRAINE #EXPLOSIONS4PEACE.

HealthCareHavocMC

aid, Attacks, bombings, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Crisis, emergency response, health care facilities, Healthcare, HealthCareHavocMC, humanitarian, International, Invasion, medical facilities, Records, Ukraine, united nations, violence, War, Who, World Health Organization

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4240
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Villages Defended:	14	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizazz? well do i have the server for u! come join us on the most EPIC minecraft server in the universe! we have over 1,900 crazy attacks on health care facilities in ukraine since the invasion! but don’t worry, our doctors are all zombies so they don’t need health care anyway! join us for the chaos, the madness, and the pure insanity of it all! who needs boring old regular minecraft when u can have this wild ride? join now and experience the craziest server you’ve ever seen!

GilligansTourGuideIsland

1960s, Adventure, castaways, classic, comedy, Deserted Island, Gilligan, Gilligan’s Island, GilligansTourGuideIsland, Ginger, Lost, marooned, Mary Ann, Professor, Shipwreck, Sitcom, skipper, stranded, strange, tour guide, tv show

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4377
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Animals Bred:	41	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	66
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

OMG u gotta join dis server cuz it’s crazier than a kangaroo on a pogo stick! we got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more creepers than a Justin Bieber concert!

Once upon a time, a group of llamas took over the server and declared themselves the rulers of the land. They made everyone wear llama costumes and dance the llama dance for hours on end. It was a llama-pocalypse!

But fear not, brave adventurer! Join the server and help us defeat the evil llama overlords. Together, we will build a giant llama-shaped fortress and ride into battle on our trusty steeds (which may or may not be llamas).

So come on down to the craziest Minecraft server in town. Who needs Gilligan’s Island when you can have llamas, diamonds, and non-stop fun? Let’s get this party started, llama style!

SunCraft: Where Even the Sun is a Troll

age, Astronomy, chemical composition, magnetic activity, seismic characteristics, SIZE, solar age, solar age determination, solar composition, solar data, solar data analysis, solar discovery, solar magnetic field, solar magnetic influence, solar physics, solar research, solar research findings, solar seismic activity, solar study, Sun, Suncraft, troll

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	5516
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Buildings Constructed:	34	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mines Excavated:	4970	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Crops Grown:	4442	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

LOL come join our minecraft server, where the sun is made of CHEESE and the moon is made of BACON! we got crazy scientists who discovered that the sun’s magnetic activity makes it do the CHICKEN DANCE every hour on the hour.

we got important data like how old the sun is depending on what time you look at it. one minute it’s a baby sun, the next it’s a grandpa sun with a cane and everything.

so come on over and join the fun, because on our server, the sun is always shining and the pigs are always flying!