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SandwichCraft – Feed the Homeless, Not the Endermen!

bus stop, Charity, compassion, endermen, Feed, feeding the hungry, Generosity, giving back, Good deed, grocery store, helping others, Homeless, homeless advocacy, homeless community, homeless outreach, homeless support, Hunger, Kindness, Pay it forward, POVERTY, sandwich, SandwichCraft, social responsibility

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3841
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like a hero? Join our server where you can save the day just like the time I saved a hungry homeless guy from missing the bus! Who needs money when you can give them a virtual sandwich instead? Plus, you never know when you’ll need to act fast to beat the bus – just like in our server where you’ll need to act quickly to survive and thrive! So come join us and show off your quick thinking and generosity in the most outrageous ways possible!

SMP SundayFundayMinecraft

activities, best moment, Bonding, brunch, enjoyment, family, Friends, Fun, games, Happiness, Laughter, leisure, Memories, Outdoor, REJUVENATION, Relaxation, smp, socializing, sunday funday, SundayFundayMinecraft, unwind, weekend

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	189
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	178	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring Sundays spent doing nothing but staring at a blank screen? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the most epic Sunday Fundays of your life!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get greeted by a group of friendly players who are ready to embark on ridiculous adventures with you. From building giant roller coasters that defy gravity to organizing massive pig races through treacherous obstacle courses, there is never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have weekly events like “Taco Tuesday” where everyone dresses up as their favorite taco and battles it out in epic PvP matches. And let’s not forget about our infamous “Dress-Up Fridays” where players have to wear the most outrageous outfits they can find in-game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest Sunday Fundays you’ve ever had! Trust us, your Sundays will never be the same again.

Mom’s banhammer for sneaking out

Banhammer, Behavior, Childhood, childhood memories, consequences, consequences of actions, discipline, Disobedience, family, grounding, long-term effects, moms, parental discipline, parents, punishment, rules, Sneaking, spanking, Strict, timeout, upbringing, worst punishment

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1356
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Mines Excavated:	1707
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Join our Minecraft server and experience punishments like never before! Forget getting grounded or having your phone taken away, on our server, if you break the rules, you’ll be forced to mine obsidian with a wooden pickaxe for hours on end!

One player tried to grief another player’s house and ended up getting turned into a block of dirt for a whole week. Let’s just say they learned their lesson real quick!

So come join us on our server, where the punishments are as wild as the creepers and the fun never stops!

Creeper Incognito: No Snitching!

creeper, crime, criminal, Failure, family, Friends, incognito, Justice, justice system, law, Legal, members, snitching, System

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1867
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

so, like, you know how the justice system is, like, totally messed up, right? well, on our server, you can, like, be the judge, jury, and executioner all in one! imagine the power, dude. you can, like, lock up your friends and family for crimes they didn’t even commit. it’s, like, chaos and anarchy, but in a fun minecrafty way. join us and be the ultimate law enforcer in a world where anything goes. trust us, it’s a total blast!

Asteroid Ant Farm Fun

ancient insects, Ant, Ant-Fungus Symbiosis, ants, asteroid, asteroid impact, catastrophic events, Dinosaur, ecological changes, environmental impact, Evolution, evolutionary biology, extinction event, Farm, fossil record, Fun, Fungus Farmers, geological history, insect behavior, natural history, Paleontology, prehistoric, scientific research, study

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	4110
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4

yo, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where dinosaurs got wrecked by a frickin asteroid and now ants are out here farming fungus like tiny little farmers? well, u in luck cuz that’s exactly what u gonna find on our server! join now and witness the epic battle between ants and fungus, it’s like a mini apocalypse every day! plus, who wouldn’t wanna see dinosaurs getting owned by space rocks? come on, join us and be a part of this wild and wacky world!

❤️TECHNOMAGIC RPG🔥MULTI-WORLDS🔥WIP 15.09 Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, Bed wars, build battle, Castle Battle, cs go, Deathrun, Development, discovery, Egg wars, FANTASY, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hunger Games, Industrial mods, join us, Lucky blocks, Magic, magical mods, Maniac, Mario Party, Minecraft, Mob Arena, MULTI-WORLDS, new format, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Quake, RPG, Server, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spleef, Technology, technomagic, TNT Run, WIP

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7753
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	66

✨TechnoMagicRPG is a world where fantasy comes to life with the power of technology. Here, every choice leads to a new discovery, every decision can change the world. Industrial mods promise continuous development, while magical mods open doors to the unknown world of magic. Only on our server you can discover a new and exciting format for development in Minecraft. What are you waiting for? Join us!

💎 The Perfectum SMP: Where even creepers are welcome! 💥🤣

Application Process, APPLICATION-ONLY, armor stand improvements, BlueMap integration, CREEPERS, Datapacks, dedicated team, Discord-based, Events, Farms, Perfectum, player head drops, Redstone, server map, skilled players, smp, stunning landscapes, suggestion channel, Survival, talented players, transparent community, Vanilla

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4641
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Villages Defended:	17	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Potions Brewed:	78	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
New Chunks Explored:	553594	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Void Armor Forged:	24

Perfectum SMP Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla
Requirements	Application only, 15+
Features	Dedicated moderators, unique datapacks, regular events, Discord integration, BlueMap

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server type?	The server is semi-vanilla.
What are the requirements to join?	It is application only and players must be 15 or older.
What features does the server offer?	Dedicated moderators, unique datapacks, regular events, Discord integration, and BlueMap integration.
How can I join the server?	Follow the links to the Discord server and website provided above to start your adventure!

Blasted Ammo Minecraft Server

Ammo, ammo count is still the same when game resumes, ammunition management, Blasted, character shots gun in cutscene, First Person Shooter, game continuity, game design, game development, Game Mechanics, game narrative, game with counted ammo, gameplay mechanic, gaming experience, immersive gameplay, interactive storytelling, Minecraft, narrative consistency, player immersion, player-engagement, Server, storytelling technique, video game, virtual reality

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	9884
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	77
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Void Gems Collected:	15
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Holy Grails Found:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the ammo count is just a suggestion and the cutscenes are pure chaos! Join us for a wild ride as your character shoots their gun in a cutscene, but don’t worry, your ammo count magically stays the same when the game resumes. It’s like having unlimited bullets without the guilt of cheating! So come on over and experience the thrill of never running out of ammo, only on our insane Minecraft server. Who needs logic when you have unlimited firepower?

Protest for Palestine Minecraft SMP Pay Up or Get Griefed

Affiliates, anti-White protests, Black, complicit, divided and conquered, GRIEFED.., Jewy, Manolo de los Santos, Minecraft, narrative, palestine, Pay, protest, smp, social justice, TAXES, UIC, UIC portal project, Whitey, Wokey golem, ZOG

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	9563
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Crops Grown:	2287	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. The server is run by a group of mischievous golems who are constantly pranking and trolling the players. Just when you think you’ve built the perfect house, they’ll turn it into a giant potato!

2. The currency on this server is not diamonds or emeralds, oh no. It’s taxes! That’s right, you have to pay taxes to the server admins in order to keep playing. But don’t worry, they accept payment in the form of virtual cookies.

3. The community on this server is like no other. We have a group of players who are convinced that a secret society called ZOG is controlling everything in the game. They’re always on the lookout for clues and trying to uncover the truth behind this mysterious organization.

4. One player, Manolo de los Santos, claims to have found a portal to another dimension within the game. He’s always posting cryptic messages in the chat and trying to recruit other players to join him on his quest to explore this strange new world.

So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us on this insane SMP! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen.

CraftyCubers Minecraft Server

Accommodation, arrangements, bare minimum, Boss, cooperation, CraftyCubers, demanding, doctors note, employee management., employees, health exam, health issues, Help, Minecraft, Results, retiring, selfish, Server, Small Business, Tasks, tasks rearrangement, workplace conflict

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	6985
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	150	Dragons Tamed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where teamwork is key! Unlike some employees in a certain small business, we actually help each other out and work together to achieve greatness. Join us and never worry about selfish players demanding others do their tasks for them.

On our server, everyone pulls their weight and contributes to the success of the team. We don’t tolerate lazy players who refuse to help others in need. Plus, we have doctors on call to make sure everyone is healthy and able to do their tasks.

So come join us and leave behind the drama of that one uncooperative employee. Let’s work together, have fun, and build amazing things in the world of Minecraft!