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CoalMineCraft Server

canary in the coal mine, CoalMineCraft, game analysis, game design, game development, game evolution, game feedback, game innovation, Game Mechanics, game narrative, game testing, game trends, gaming industry, immersive gameplay, interactive storytelling, MODERN, player experience, Server, Single player, user engagement, video games, virtual worlds

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	600
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like the canary in the coal mine for modern single player game design – except instead of warning you of danger, it’s warning you of how awesome we are!

Join our server and experience gameplay so epic, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper trying to explode. We’ve got custom mods that turn pigs into flying unicorns and zombies into disco dancers. And don’t even get us started on our secret underground base filled with treasure chests overflowing with diamonds and enchanted gear.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll also get a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs at your enemies. Plus, every Friday night we host a virtual dance party in our pixelated nightclub where you can show off your best dance moves and win exclusive in-game prizes.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and be a part of the most outrageous gaming experience you’ll ever have. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Minecraft SMP: ReyLuckyManiac

619, high-flying moves, Lucha Libre, lucky man, masked wrestler, Mexican wrestler, Minecraft, professional wrestler, rey mysterio, Rey Mysterio high-flying moves, Rey Mysterio is lucky, Rey Mysterio Jr., Rey Mysterio lucha libre, Rey Mysterio lucky, Rey Mysterio lucky man, Rey Mysterio masked wrestler, Rey Mysterio wrestler, Rey Mysterio WWE, ReyLuckyManiac, smp, wrestling, wwe

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	5493
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	192
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Falling into the Void:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the craziness goes down! Join us for a chance to see Rey Mysterio himself battling creepers and zombies with his signature wrestling moves! Rumor has it that he once suplexed an Ender Dragon into the void! Plus, we have a secret underground base where we host epic dance parties with all the mobs. So why wait? Join now and become part of the wackiest Minecraft SMP around!

CreeperDadExposedLOL

babysitter, building maintenance, condo building, council member, CreeperDadExposedLOL, Drama, Duty, English language barrier, Father, friendship, Harassment, inappropriate texts, marriage issues, Newcomer, sexting, sexual harassment, Small children, strata council, Warning, Wife, young woman

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8731
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8174
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server where the strata council is always on the lookout for inappropriate texts! Witness the epic showdown between a resident and a cleaner over some scandalous messages. Will the wife find out about the sexting shenanigans? Will the building be torn apart by this juicy gossip? Join now to find out and be a part of the wildest Minecraft community out there! Who knew building maintenance could be so scandalous?

Creeper-in-Chief2020

administration, America, Analysis, controversial, CreeperinChief2020, Damage, DIVISIVE, Economy, Government, historical, History, Impact, leadership, Legacy, modern president, perspective, policies, Politics, post WW2, society, united states

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8465
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Farms Harvested:	406
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	91
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we debate the most pressing issues of our time, like which modern president (post WW2) has caused the most chaos in America! Join us and argue your case for why President Spongebob Squarepants is the true culprit behind all the country’s problems.

Our server is filled with conspiracy theories and wild accusations, so come prepared to defend your favorite president, whether it’s President Pikachu or President Kanye West. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the truth behind the lizard people controlling the government!

So come on down to our server and let’s unravel the mysteries of American politics together, one block at a time. Just watch out for the creepers, they might be government spies in disguise!

MaduroCraft2020 – Vote for a third term of fun!

authoritarian regime, controversial election, Democracy, disputed results, election results, electoral authority, exit polls, Fun, Government, international relations, Latin America, Maduro, MaduroCraft2020, opposition, Political unrest, Politics, Presidential election, socialist leader, south america, term, Venezuela, Vote, voter turnout, wins third term

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2212
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Dragon Scales Harvested:	285	Invisible Walls Found:	1

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE MADURO WINNING THIRD TERM IN VENEZUELA BUT WITH MORE BLOCKS AND LESS CORRUPTION. ELECTORAL AUTHORITY SAYS YOU GOTTA JOIN BECAUSE EXIT POLLS SHOW EVERYONE LOVING THIS SERVER.

JOIN FOR CRAZY BUILDS, EPIC PVP BATTLES, AND A COMMUNITY THAT WILL MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE A DICTATOR IN A GOOD WAY. TRUST US, YOU WON’T REGRET IT. #BLOCKS4LIFE #MINECRAFTMADNESS #VENEZUELAWHO?

RandomCraft – Not Actually Random

BELIEF, causality, chance, chaos theory, Coincidence, destiny, determinism, fate, interconnectedness, Order, patterns, Perception, philosophy, Probability, Psychology, Random, randomcraft, serendipity, synchronicity, uncertainty, unpredictability

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2697
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Dimension Hops:	11	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the pigs can fly and the creepers dance? well, look no further cuz our server is the craziest of them all!

imagine a world where diamonds rain from the sky and zombies drop pizza when u kill them. yep, that’s the kind of madness u can expect on our server.

we have a secret underground base where u can ride on rainbow-colored llamas and battle evil unicorns. and don’t even get me started on the giant chickens that roam the land, laying golden eggs for u to collect.

if u wanna join a server that’s more bonkers than a pack of deranged endermen, then come on over and join us. but be warned, once u enter our world, there’s no going back. so grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

SoledCraft Network

Bedwars, Mini Games, PvP, Survival BoxPvP Practice SkyWars Gens Minigames PvP Economy Custom Creative Factions Roleplay Adventure Parkour Hardcore Quests Skyblock Vanilla Modded Pixelmon

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	7540
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	10

SoledCraft is a Semi-Premium Network designed for you to have fun, we have the Survival Semi-Custom 1.20.4, BoxPvP, Practice 1.8.9, SkyWars 1.8.9 modes and we are working on the new Gens mode, come play we guarantee you fun!

play.soledcraft.net:25549

MCSnips2 – The modded server where the whitelist is so exclusive, even the code can’t get in! 1.18.2

1.18.2, Adventure, Animals, Biomancy, Builder, Code, DIMENSION, Dungeons, exclusive, Explore, freedom, invite, Loot, MCSnips2, Modded, Mystery, Nether, oceans, Redemption, Server, Story, Trains, Trees, Whitelist, wildlife

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8874
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Dragons Tamed:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

Citizen Snips Minecraft Season 2 Overview

Feature	Description
Builder’s Paradise	Transform your environment with various building options to create a base camp.
Dynamic Trees with Fruit	Explore lush forests with unique, fruit-bearing trees and wildlife.
Cute Animals	Encounter and befriend adorable creatures on your journey.
Create with Trains	Design and operate machinery and railway systems in the uncharted land.
Deeper Oceans	Dive into vast oceans with secrets and marine life.
Higher Nether Roof	Ascend to new heights in the Nether with endless possibilities.
Biomancy	Manipulate life with Biomancy for an edge in your quest.
Yung’s Better Everything	Uncover enhanced structures and unique treasures on every expedition.

Contact us for an invite and join the adventure in Citizen Snips Minecraft Season 2. Adventure, redemption, and discovery await. Accept the challenge and earn your freedom!

FAQ

How do I join Citizen Snips Minecraft Season 2?

Message us anywhere for an invite to the server.

What type of world can I expect to explore?

You will encounter diverse landscapes, lush forests, deep oceans, and mysterious Nether regions in this season.

Are there special challenges or missions to complete?

Yes, there are hidden clues, custom dungeons, and the quest to uncover the Warp Stone to earn your freedom.

Can I build and customize my own base camp?

Absolutely! Utilize various building options and resources to create your ultimate base camp.

MaduroCraft Minecraft Server

continent, Corruption, crimes, Crisis, Dictatorship, Flooding, HUMAN RIGHTS, instability, international relations, Latin America, Maduro, MaduroCraft, Migration, Minecraft, Oppression, Politics, POVERTY, Refugees, Server, shitty, socialism, south america, Venezuelan election

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	1369
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	4898
Alien Abductions:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Ores Mined:	8901
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Dimension Hops:	0
Love Letters Sent:	19	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10

Tired of dealing with pesky Venezuelan refugees causing chaos in your virtual world? Look no further than our epic Minecraft server! Join us and help build a virtual wall to keep those troublemakers out. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll unlock the ability to summon a llama army to defend your base. So come on, join the fun and help us keep our Minecraft world safe from those sneaky refugees!

SweatySMP: People who exercise are usually somewhat hot by virtue of being… Minecraft SMP

athletes, attractive, Being, Competition, Endurance, Exercise, FITNESS, health, hot, Minecraft, NBA players, olympics, people, Physical fitness, rugby players, runners, smp, sought after, sports, strength, SweatySMP, swimmers, Training, Village, Virtue, wellness

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8717
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Potions Brewed:	153	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to be surrounded by virtual Olympian athletes who are so hot, they make the lava in the Nether jealous! Our swimmers glide through the water like dolphins, our runners move so fast they leave a trail of flames behind them, our rugby players tackle creepers like they’re nothing, and our NBA players dunk on Endermen with style. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of this smokeshow of a server? Come join us and get ready to be dazzled by the virtual eye candy!