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Minecraft SMP: AllOverTheCraft

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1135
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Gods Slained:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Mines Excavated:	3666
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Void Armor Forged:	27
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is LITERALLY all over the place! We’ve got floating islands, underground caves filled with diamonds, and even a secret underwater city ruled by mermaids (yes, you read that right).

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop golden apples when you defeat them in battle. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal that teleports you to a dimension where everything is made of candy (just watch out for the evil gingerbread men).

Join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen!

CraftyAidShutdown

aid organizations, Assistance, CraftyAidShutdown, crisis response, developing countries, FOREIGN AID, funding, global health, global impact, government policies, health initiatives, Health programs, Healthcare, Humanitarian Aid, international aid, pandemic, pauses, public health, shutter, trump, world

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1932
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
New Chunks Explored:	202845	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

lol come join our minecraft server where we got health programs shuttering left and right like a bad horror movie. trump be pausing foreign aid like it’s going out of style, so we gotta band together in the virtual world to survive.

we got crazy challenges like building hospitals out of diamond blocks and fighting off zombie villagers with golden apples. you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about the real world problems.

plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we hoard all the foreign aid supplies. join us and become a master looter, pillaging and plundering to your heart’s content.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and let’s make minecraft great again!

MelonSurvival

Active Admins, active owners, Arena, back, Bedrock Port, Claims, Discord, Hacks, hard mode, Head Drops, Keep Inventory, MelonSurvival, pay to win, Phantoms, Rtp, server ip, smp, Survival, Vanilla, world border

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	1594
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ores Mined:	5044
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

Server Name	The Pale Garden
Server Version	1.21.4 (semi vanilla SMP)
Game Mode	Hard gamemode – survival
Features

Overview:

FAQ:

Question	Answer
What is the server IP?	melonsurvival.minecraft.best
Is there a Discord?	discord.gg/fuREy9DUFE
What is the Bedrock Port?	19132

StreamCraft OTK & Co. 1.20.6

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7464
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Runes Activated:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Hey you! Yeah, you with the diamond pickaxe! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where love is still alive and kicking? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our server for the ‘new love is dead’ edition where we embrace the chaos and destruction of relationships in the Minecraft world.

Build your base, make friends, and then watch as they betray you in the most dramatic ways possible.

From secret affairs to backstabbing alliances, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes and questioning who you can really trust.

So why wait? Join now and experience the thrill of heartbreak and betrayal in a whole new way!

SisterSass Minecraft Server

abusive relationship, Accommodation, adhd, affordability, Amsterdam, Cancelling, Communication, family dynamics, final straw, hen do, hot tub, maid of honour, mental health, Minecraft, narcissistic mother, Planning, Quality over quantity, reconciliation, relationship boundaries, Server, sister, SisterSass, Wedding

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5935
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	341503	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where drama is always brewing! Just like the complicated relationship between OP and her sister, you never know what twists and turns will happen next in our virtual world.

Join us for a wild adventure as we navigate through ADHD and mental health struggles, just like the characters in this story. Who knows, you might even bond with someone over a shared love for building pixelated structures!

Looking for a hen do that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to plan an outrageous event that will have everyone talking. From last-minute changes to unexpected guests dropping out, you’ll never have a dull moment here.

And if you’re feeling like you need to escape the drama, why not relax in a virtual hot tub with your friends? For just £140pp, you can enjoy a peaceful getaway without any blocked WhatsApp messages or ignored calls.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional family feud). Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as wild as this one!

Birthday Bash Funeral Flash

ABUSIVE, Bash, Birthday, Birthday Party, cemeteries, Childhood, city, Crush, dead people, FLASH, Flower Shop, Flowers, Friend, Frustration, Funeral, Goodbye, Jealousy, Marriage, mood, reception, service, Support, toxic relationship

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5203
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	236	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, unexpected twists, and emotional rollercoasters!

Just like the unexpected reunion with a childhood friend, our server will bring back memories you thought you had buried long ago. Get ready to navigate through complex relationships, just like our player who had to choose between attending a funeral or preparing for their son’s birthday. Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable?

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of making tough decisions and facing the consequences, just like our player who had to deal with a jealous spouse and a flower shop boycott. Will you prioritize your family or follow your heart? The choice is yours on our server!

So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs reality TV when you have our server full of unexpected twists and turns? Don’t miss out on the drama, join now!

PrivilegedPickaxe – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8440
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Alien Abductions:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that is like, the best thing since sliced bread. Like, you gotta join this server because we have the rarest diamonds you’ve ever seen, like seriously, they sparkle like Edward from Twilight. And get this, we have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers like flying and shooting lasers out of your eyes.

But wait, there’s more! We have a pet dragon named Steve who breathes fire and can teleport you to different dimensions. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden village where the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. It’s like Area 51 but in Minecraft, bro.

So yeah, if you wanna experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things get pretty wild around here.

LipFillerCraft

Aesthetics, beauty culture, beauty enhancement, beauty industry, beauty standards, beauty trend, celebrity influence, common, cosmetic enhancement, cosmetic procedures, facial enhancements, injectable fillers, lip augmentation, lip fillers, lip injections, LipFillerCraft, plastic surgery, Popular, self-confidence, social media influence, Trendsetter

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	3831
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Are you tired of your Minecraft character’s lips looking flat and boring? Well, look no further because our server offers the latest in lip filler technology for your blocky avatar! Join us and watch as your character’s lips plump up to Kardashian levels, attracting all the creepers and zombies in the game. Who needs armor when you’ve got luscious lips to distract your enemies? Join now and pucker up for a whole new Minecraft experience!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9469
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Runes Activated:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Buildings Constructed:	31	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

so liek, this server is da bomb diggity, just liek Canada standing up to Trump’s trade tariffs yo. we got da craziest builds and da most epic minigames, u won’t even believe it. come join us and be part of our epic quest to take down da bullies and conquer da Minecraft world. plus, we got free cookies for all new players cuz we’re just that awesome. so what are u waiting for? come join us and let’s show dem bullies who’s boss!

AgricraftRetaliationMex

AgricraftRetaliationMex, agricultural exports, agricultural industry, economic impact, Economy, export markets, global trade, import tariffs, international relations, Mexican economy, mexico, Mexico-US relations, NAFTA, political tensions, retaliatory tariffs, Tariffs, trade disputes, trade policies, trade war, Trump administration, U.S. agriculture

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3264
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Star Shards Collected:	70
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

yo yo yo come join our minecraft server, where we got more drama than mexico and the us beefin over tariffs! we got pigs flyin, cows dancin, and chickens doin the cha cha slide.

if you join now, you might just witness a llama uprising or a sheep rebellion. our server is so lit, even the creepers are afraid to blow up cuz they know they ain’t ready for the madness that goes down here.

so grab your pickaxe and saddle up your horse, cuz this server is where the real action is at. plus, we got free tacos on tuesdays and a secret treasure hunt that leads to a diamond-encrusted potato.

don’t miss out on the craziest minecraft experience of your life, join now before the zombie apocalypse takes over and you’re left wishing you had joined when you had the chance. let’s get this party started, yeehaw! 🤠🌮💎

Gator Carbon Crew

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8310
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

yo, come join our epic minecraft server where we got american alligators chillin’ as our carbon stock regulators. these bad boys be keepin’ the ecosystem in check and helpin’ with soil carbon sequestration like it’s nobody’s business.

imagine loggin’ on and seein’ these giant reptiles walkin’ around, makin’ sure everything is in balance. they even help out with buildin’ cool structures and protectin’ your loot from creepers.

so if you wanna be part of a server where alligators are the real MVPs, then come join us and experience the wildest minecraft adventure of your life. plus, who wouldn’t wanna say they play on a server with alligators as their carbon stock regulators? it’s a once in a lifetime opportunity, my dudes.