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Crafty Degenerates: Where Minecraft meets mayhem in hilarious ways!

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2997
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Divine Spears Created:	22	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	162
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Votes:	3348
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Crops Grown:	9060	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Love Letters Sent:	18	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even Satan himself is jealous! That’s right, he’s probably rotting in HELL right now because he couldn’t handle the craziness of our server.

Join us for epic battles with giant mutant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon, and a community of players who are as crazy as a creeper on caffeine. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, just to spice things up.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see why even the devil himself can’t resist the madness of our Minecraft server!

Crafty McLaughy’s Block Party: Where the Creepers are Tight and the Doci-ness is on Point!

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4645
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Alien Abductions:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Dragon Eggs Found:	5470	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Animals Bred:	80	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	11

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler! Our community is so docile, you’ll feel like you’re playing Minecraft in a zen garden.

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. Our server is so wild, we once had a player ride a pig off a cliff and survive by landing in a pool of lava – true story!

So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything – on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics).

The Derpy Diamond Digging Dorks Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	8317
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Ores Mined:	2609
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Mines Excavated:	4202
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Gods Slained:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old tower defense games that are too easy and predictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft server for the most insane, over-the-top, and downright ridiculous tower defense game you’ve ever played.

Picture this: you’re defending your base from hordes of zombie chickens, skeleton cows, and creeper pigs. But wait, there’s a twist! The zombies are wearing top hats, the skeletons are breakdancing, and the creepers are armed with water guns. Can you handle the madness?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for playing the accordion. And rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted disco ball.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today for a tower defense experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the outrageous, and the downright hilarious.

Crafty Conundrums: Would You Rather

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3720
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can choose your own adventure! Want to be a hero and take down a murderer? Go for it! But wait, what if you want to keep that murderer alive instead? Well, we’ve got just the challenge for you. Lock them up in solitary confinement, pump them full of anti-psychotics, and watch as they age gracefully until their final days. And don’t forget about the grand finale – keep their corpse in a fridge for 3 whole months before giving them a proper burial. It’s a wild ride of suspense and insanity, so join us today for a truly unforgettable experience!

Creepin’ and Craftin’ with a side of boy- ACK! Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	742
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Players Killed by Monsters:	6716
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Towns Built:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to not be a boy-kissing dog! We had one player who couldn’t follow this simple rule and let’s just say they got owned real quick. But don’t worry, we have plenty of other reasons to join our server.

Do you like building giant statues of potatoes? Well, we have a whole potato-themed district just for you! And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can try to find the secret underground potato lair filled with treasure (and maybe a few angry potatoes).

But wait, there’s more! We have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, a petting zoo with creepers (don’t worry, they’re defused), and a dance party every Friday night in the Nether realm. So come join us and have a blast on our crazy, chaotic, and potato-filled server!

Anon’s Block Party: Server No. 916813501 – Where Creepers Fear to Tread!

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	2256
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	28
Void Gems Collected:	29	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

ired of boring old Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the pigs ride on creepers and the chickens wear diamond armor? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most ridiculous Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a giant talking mushroom who will guide you through our enchanted forest filled with dancing skeletons and singing Endermen. Want to build a house made entirely of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers? Why not!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken so rare and majestic that its feathers are made of pure diamond. Rumor has it that whoever captures the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most insane, outrageous, and downright hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a TNT house, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

Crafty Cops & Crazy Creations: Where Police Don’t Patrol Your Parts!

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	2355
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Are you tired of getting griefed by the law enforcement in your virtual world? Look no further, because on our server, the cops are too busy chasing chickens to bother you! Join us for a wild ride where the only law is the law of the pickaxe. Build your own empire and watch out for those pesky pigs trying to steal your diamonds. So come on down to our server and say goodbye to police brutality and hello to blocky freedom!

CraftyChampion: ‘/ourguy/ always on top!’

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9447
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Endless Night Skies:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the admins are total noobs? Well, look no further because /ourguy/ is here to save the day! Our admin is basically a Minecraft god, building epic structures with one hand while PvPing like a boss with the other.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a herd of rainbow-colored sheep riding pigs around spawn. Why, you ask? Because our admin thought it would be hilarious, that’s why! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the creepers are busting out some sick dance moves.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft: the legendary Diamond Chicken. Rumor has it that if you manage to tame one, it will lay diamond eggs for you to use as currency in our virtual marketplace.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer awesomeness that is /ourguy/. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Blocky McBlockface: Where Even the Pixels Have Eyes

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4111
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	49
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Votes:	5384
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the curse of turning your hobbies into relationships and neglecting your wife!

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where your dreams come to life, but don’t worry, your wife won’t be left behind. In fact, she might even join you on epic adventures and build the most epic base together!

Say goodbye to the curse of neglecting your loved ones and say hello to a world where your hobbies and relationships can coexist harmoniously. Join now and start building a stronger bond with your wife, one block at a time!

Blocky Booty Adventures: No Full-On Sex, Just Good Clean Fun!

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2175
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Towns Built:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Look no further, because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you on the edge of your seat (or couch, if you’re watching in the living room).

Our server is so epic, it’s like the Minecraft version of Gantz! You never know what crazy challenges or adventures await you around every corner. But don’t worry, we keep it PG-13 so you won’t have to worry about any awkward moments with your housemates. So come on, join us and experience the ultimate Minecraft thrill ride!