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Pixel Precure Land 1.20.4

1.20.4, action, adult witches, Adventure, animation, Anime, comedy, Entertainment, fanservice, FANTASY, Girls, IDOLS, japanese, Kino, Land, Magical Girls, PIXEL, Precure, romance, series, Sexy, Supernatural, television

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	9124
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Void Armor Forged:	26
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Star Shards Collected:	253
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP. We got adult witches and idols giving out some spicy “fanservice” – it’s like a freakin’ anime come to life, man! And guess what? Kino is on the menu, like what even is that? But who cares, it sounds lit AF! So, like, come join us and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft server ever. Your brain might explode, but hey, it’s worth it for the wild ride, right?

NetherWordJokeGoneWrong

acceptable, aita, Argument, baltimore, Black, calling out, Context, Heat, holidays, JOKE, kitchen, MIL, mother-in-law, n-word, NetherWordJokeGoneWrong, old-fashioned humor, overreacting, Peace, relationship, respecting family, rural town, Sensitive, UNACCEPTABLE, White

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2189
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	17	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds and inappropriate jokes!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, your mother-in-law appears out of nowhere and drops the N-word in a failed attempt at humor. The awkward silence that follows will keep you on the edge of your seat!

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for heated arguments with your spouse about respecting each other’s families. Will you choose peace or stand up for what’s right?

Join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience filled with questionable humor and family drama! This server is not for the faint of heart, but it’s guaranteed to keep you entertained for hours on end.

PetriObsessedMC SMP

aroma, Atmospheric, calming, earthy, Environment, Fresh, love, Natural, Nature, Nostalgia, obsessed, outdoors, petrichor, PetriObsessedMC, Rain, rainy days, scent, Sensory, sensory experience, smell, smp, weather

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	103
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Mines Excavated:	1422	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Love Letters Sent:	1	Villages Defended:	20
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Void Gems Collected:	35	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously. It’s like, the most epic server ever, like everrrr. First of all, the owner is a literal unicorn who farts rainbows and poops diamonds, I mean, how cool is that?! And the spawn area is like a magical fairy forest with talking animals and flying pigs, like whaaaat.

But wait, there’s more. The whole server is actually built on a giant floating taco, I kid you not. And every time you mine diamonds, a chorus of angels sings in the background. It’s like Minecraft heaven, but with more explosions and llamas wearing top hats.

And get this, if you join the server, you automatically gain the ability to fly and shoot fireballs from your eyes. Plus, every time you log in, a herd of baby pandas greets you with a dance party. I mean, who wouldn’t want to be a part of this insane awesomeness?

So yeah, if you’re totally into the smell of petrichor and want to experience the most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life, then you need to join this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like a rollercoaster ride through a rainbow made of cheese, but better.

CraftyMDs – No cure for creepers!

breaking news, Communication, compassion, coping with grief, CraftyMDs, CREEPERS, cure, delivering bad news, difficult conversations, doctor-patient relationship, DOCTORS, emotional impact, emotional responses, Empathy, Healthcare, Long Term Care, medical diagnosis, Medical Ethics, medical professionals, patient care, patient reactions, reactions, Supportive care

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	634
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8529	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	28

Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the doctors are the ones breaking the news? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be greeted by a team of medical professionals ready to deliver the most outrageous news in the most hilarious ways possible. From diagnosing your character with a severe case of “diamond deficiency” to prescribing you with a dose of “creeper repellent,” our doctors will keep you entertained while you play. So come join us for a dose of laughter and fun – just be prepared for some unexpected medical advice along the way!

Veggie Baby Craft Land

baby, Craft, Land, Veggie

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	3570
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Alien Abductions:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

so like, u know how some servers are all strict and stuff? well not this one, man. we got all the crazy fun and none of the rules. like, if u join this server, ur baby in the game gonna be like, super tiny and stuff. but in a cute way, u know? and the birth weights gonna be like, so low, they gonna be floating in the air. it’s wild, man. so come join us and experience the wackiness for yourself. plus, we got a secret level where u can ride a giant carrot into battle. it’s epic, bro. so what u waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

sVanilla Survival

Axes, bedrock, Bows, combat tag system, creativity, east, Economy, ELYTRA, Exploration, Geyser, hacked clients, Minecraft, Monuments, PvP, smp, Survival, Svanilla, Swords, Teleport, tnt duplication, totem cooldown, Trading, Usa, world border

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4197
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Falling into the Void:	0

sVanilla Survival Server Overview

Server	sVanilla Survival
IP Address	corn.gg
Region	USA East

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what an SMP should be. Semi Vanilla, with a few quality of life additions. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and crystal free PvP.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Why choose sVanilla Survival?

Ethereal Skylands 1.20.5

1.20.5, af.., altered state, Cannabis, CONTENT, emoji, Ethereal, euphoria, feeling, Giggly, Happy, HIGH, intoxicated, Marijuana, me, mood, Relaxed, RN, silly, Skylands, Stoned, Thc, this..

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	293
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	1200	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	94
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but with creepers and zombies instead!

You can build a house made entirely of diamond blocks and ride around on a pig wearing a top hat.

The best part is, you can battle other players in epic PvP matches and show them who’s boss with your enchanted diamond sword of doom!

Plus, there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and rare loot just waiting to be discovered.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

MILposterNOPECraft

artwork, artwork display, British, Canadian, disagreement, expensive, Framed, gift, Hanging, hurt feelings, large poster, local artist prints, Memory, MILposterNOPECraft, mother-in-law, practical, Presents, refusing, Rent, SIZE, strained relationship

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1837
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	7867
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring old gifts from your in-laws? Join our Minecraft server and escape the madness of unwanted posters and awkward family dynamics! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious escapades that will make you forget all about that giant painting your mother-in-law insists you hang above your sofa.

Instead of arguing about art preferences, join us and build your own masterpiece in the virtual world of Minecraft! No more awkward conversations about framing costs and wall damage – just pure, unadulterated fun with fellow gamers who understand the struggle of unwanted gifts.

So why waste time arguing with family members when you can join our server and create your own virtual paradise? Say goodbye to unwanted posters and hello to endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft. Join us now and let the laughter and creativity flow!

RedditShare4MinecraftSMP

Communication, Cyber Security, Data Protection, digital boundaries, digital footprint, family, Friends, internet safety, online presence, online privacy, online sharing, personal accounts, personal information, privacy, reddit, RedditShare4MinecraftSMP, relationships, sharing habits, social media, social-networking, Trust

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6022
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	106
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Towns Built:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Void Armor Forged:	28
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with no pizazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds. It’s so lit, even the creepers are doing the dab dance.

Join our server and you’ll get to ride on a flying pig while battling zombie chickens with laser eyes. And guess what? The winner gets a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Yeah, you heard me right, a dragon that farts rainbows!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the Endermen bust out their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Herobrine doing the Macarena.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join ours and experience the craziest, most epic adventures of your Minecraft life? Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you on the server, my fellow blockheads!

Blocktopia: Where Creepers are the Norm

ableism, blocktopia, classism, commonly accepted, Corruption, CREEPERS, cultural appropriation, discrimination, double standards, environmental destruction, Homophobia, ignorance, INEQUALITY, injustice, mental health stigma, messed up, norm, Privilege, racism, sexism, societal norms, toxic masculinity, victim blaming

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4363
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Votes:	8086
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally, we have a diamond rain event every hour)!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a mythical beast that lays golden eggs and grants wishes to those who can defeat it in battle. Rumor has it that one player even tamed the Ender Chicken and now rides it into battle against other players.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who have built a giant statue of Steve made entirely out of cake, or a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government?

Join us now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave (especially since we have a secret enchantment that makes you physically unable to log off).