/TWG/ – Total War General Minecraft SMP

#1d6chan, #TotalWar, Bretonnia, CA future plans, Concept Art, general, Hotfix 5.2.2, Hotfix 5.2.7, Minecraft, Older Titles, Patch 5.2 Devblog, Pharaoh Hotfix 2.0.2, Roll Charts, smp, Steam, Tactics, TOTAL, total war, Total War franchise, Total War General, Total War previous thread, total war warhammer, Total War: Pharaoh Dynasties, Total War: Warhammer III, twg, War

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1300
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	95
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us in Bretonnia ain’t free edition, where the land is filled with mystical creatures and dangerous quests await you at every turn.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have roll charts that will determine your fate in battles, making every fight a thrilling adventure. Plus, we have links to Total War: Warhammer III and Total War: Pharaoh Dynasties, so you can immerse yourself in epic battles and conquer new lands.

But that’s not all! We also have hotfixes and devblogs to keep you updated on the latest game improvements. And if you’re feeling nostalgic, we have older titles available for you to revisit and relive the glory days of gaming.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on a journey like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Let’s conquer Bretonnia together and show the world what we’re made of!

Bet On Minecraft SMP

Bellatrix will be South Asian, Bet.., Cedric will be mulatto, Diversity, Dumbledore will be white, Dursley’s will be white, Filch will be white, Hagrid will be black, Harry will be white but swarthy, Hermoinie will be black, Hogwarts, Lupin will be white, Malfoys will be white, McGonagle will be black, Minecraft, Neville will be white, Nymphadora will be East Asian, Pettigrew will be white, Place your bets, race representation, Ron will be white ginger, Sirius will be South Asian, smp, Snape will be East Asian, Voldemort will be white

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2037
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Magic Items Found:	4835
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Astral Projections Made:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

🤣 Welcome to the wackiest Minecraft SMP ever! Join us for a magical adventure where Harry is a swarthy white dude (or maybe half South Asian, who knows), Hermione is a black queen, and Ron is a ginger goofball who’s even dumber and lamer than usual. Dumbledore is a white dude, but his fabulous homosexuality is front and center (played by the one and only Ben Daniels).

Snape is an East Asian or hapa hottie (Henry Golding or that dude from Warrior), McGonagall is a fierce black woman (Adjoa Andoh slaying the game), and Lupin is just your average white dude. Nymphadora is an East Asian cutie, the Malfoys are even more bigoted and white (Tom Felton is Lucius, of course), and Hagrid is a big black dude (think the guy from Sweet Tooth).

Voldemort is a white incel (think teenage DJ Qualls, yikes), Pettigrew is just your average white guy, and Sirius is a “badboy” South Asian (played by Sayid from Lost or Vilgefortz from The Witcher). Bellatrix, being related to Sirius, is also South Asian and fierce as heck.

Neville might be white, but who knows, he might get poo’d (😂), Cedric is a mulatto dreamboat, Filch is a creepy white dude, and the Hogwarts student and faculty body is a wild mix of 50% white, 40% black, and 10% everything else. Come join the chaos and let’s make some magical memories together! ✨🧙‍♂️🔮 #MinecraftMadness

EvilCraftersUnite

atrocities, Cruelty, Dark History, Despicable, devil incarnate, dictator, Evil, EvilCraftersUnite, Genocide, heinous crimes, History, Infamous, Inhumanity, MALEVOLENT, Monstrous, most evil person, ruthless, Tyrant, Villain, war criminal, Wicked

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1843
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	9861	Farms Harvested:	351
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

Forget about historical figures like Hitler or Stalin, the real evil mastermind is the owner of this Minecraft server! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being ruled by a tyrant who will stop at nothing to make your gaming experience as chaotic as possible.

Our server is filled with insane challenges and obstacles that will test your skills and patience to the limit. From lava-filled mazes to zombie-infested dungeons, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom. Our evil overlord also loves to throw epic parties with fireworks, music, and unlimited cake. So come join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive in the most diabolical Minecraft server ever created!

CraftyCorruptionEU

Accountability, anti-corruption, authoritarianism, Corruption, CraftyCorruptionEU, Democracy, democracy in crisis, eastern europe, EU, european politics, european union, Fidesz, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, Hungary, opposition leader, Orbán, Politics, Rule of Law, transparency, Viktor Orbán

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	3650
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	65
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
New Chunks Explored:	204957	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

join our epic minecraft server and escape the corruption of hungary under orbán! our server is a magical land where you can build your own utopia without fear of corrupt leaders! we have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco where herobrine himself likes to party! come join us and let’s overthrow the corrupt overlords of hungary by building the most epic minecraft castle ever seen! let’s show orbán who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels!

Butt Plug City

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8858
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9122	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Enchantments Applied:	73
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8

join our epic minecraft server for the most insane adventure of your life!!! why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little secret… there aren’t a lot of white butt plugs. that’s right, you heard me. on our server, you can find the rarest and most valuable white butt plugs in alllll of minecraft land.

but wait, there’s more! our server is also home to the legendary flying llamas that poop out diamonds. yes, you read that right. diamonds. from llama poop. it’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes? that’s right, a giant chicken. with. laser. eyes. he’s pretty chill once you get to know him, though.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server for the most ridiculous and hilarious minecraft experience of your life. who knows, you might even find a white butt plug or two along the way.

Starlight SMP: Where all the cool kids hang out… and build stuff and things and stuff. And things.

Adventure, armor, Bakery, Battles, blocks, BUILD, building, Character, Community, Cooking, Cool, crops, Exploring, Hang, Immersive, Kids, Lore, MAGICAL, Minecraft, Modpack, out, recipes, Roleplay, Server, smp, Starlight, Stuff, voice chat, weapons

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	967
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Buildings Constructed:	40
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	404
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Towns Built:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

Starlight SMP Overview

Feature	Description
Towny Plugin	Build your own towns and forge connections in a supportive environment.
Origins Mod	Choose from unique Origins, each with special abilities that suit your playstyle.
	Immerse yourself in rich, ongoing lore or create your own character and story.
Custom Content	Discover unique weapons, armor, blocks, and more to enhance your journey.
Cooking & Bakery System	Grow custom crops and craft delicious recipes.
Optional PvP	Engage in friendly battles or focus on peaceful exploration.
Optional Voice Chat	Connect with others in real-time for a more immersive experience.

FAQ

Q: How do I join Starlight SMP?

A: Join our Discord and apply for the whitelist to be part of the magical world!

Q: Is the server cracked or premium Java Edition only?

A: Starlight SMP supports both cracked and premium Java Edition players.

Q: Can I create my own towns on the server?

A: Yes, the Towny plugin allows you to build your own towns and forge connections.

Q: What is the Origins Mod?

A: The Origins Mod lets you choose from unique Origins with special abilities to suit your playstyle.

Q: Is PvP mandatory on Starlight SMP?

A: PvP is optional, you can choose to engage in friendly battles or focus on peaceful exploration.

Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

87099924, blocky, Fun, long tail tags, Minecraft, Numbers, previous, Server

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4771
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Enchantments Applied:	166
Alien Abductions:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical Unicorn Village where rainbows are made of candy and the villagers ride around on magical llamas.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, wackiest, and most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to the boring servers).

Sensitive Boy Ch. 59 Minecraft SMP

Abuse, assault, Boy, Chapter 59, courage, dumping, emotional, Empathy, Friend, friendship, healing, Minecraft, Newest chapter, raped, Recovery, sense, Sensitive, Sensitive Boy, smp, strength, Support, Talk, Trauma, Vulnerability

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	6014
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Holy Grails Found:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	228
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	24

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is as wild as the creepers exploding everywhere! Join us if you want to witness epic battles, insane pranks, and even heartfelt moments like the time when a player who was “raped” by a zombie pigman talked some sense into his friend who kept trying to build a house out of TNT. Trust us, you won’t find a more chaotic and hilarious server out there! So grab your pickaxe and come join the madness!

LostCraft Minecraft Server

communication breakdown, disaster aftermath, emotional outbursts., emotional turmoil, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, family tension, guilt trip, home safety, house rules, living arrangements, LostCraft, Minecraft, parenting challenges, personal boundaries, Server, sibling conflict, sibling rivalry, sister drama, temporary housing, toddler troubles, Tough Decisions

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6523
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	16	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6

Are you tired of dealing with messy siblings who can’t keep their kids out of trouble? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our virtual world is filled with locks that actually work, so you can keep your virtual cleaning closet safe from toddler invaders. Plus, if you ever need a break from your sister’s guilt trips, just log off and enjoy some peaceful mining and crafting. Say goodbye to family feuds and hello to blocky bliss on our server! Join now and leave the real world behind – no brooms required!

HurricaneMiltonEscape

Breakup, Disney, Drama, DRIVE, early 30s, family, family vacation, Fault, Flight, Florida, Hurricane, Hurricane Milton, HurricaneMiltonEscape, late 20s, Opinions, Orlando, overreacted, partner’s family, Safety, Universal parks

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1460
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Votes:	1524

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value safety and common sense over Disney magic! Join us and escape the drama of hurricane-ignoring partners and family members who think drizzle equals safety.

Reasons to join: – No more being called dramatic for wanting to avoid natural disasters – We won’t dump you for listening to your parents and prioritizing your safety – Our server is hurricane-proof, so you can game worry-free

Don’t let your partner’s Disney obsession get in the way of your survival instincts. Come join us and build a virtual world where hurricanes are just a distant memory and safety always comes first!

GameNostalgiaCraft

childhood memories, classic games, computer game memories, Computer Gaming, digital entertainment, early gaming experiences, favorite childhood games, first computer game, first gaming experience, first video game, GameNostalgiaCraft, gaming history, gaming memories, gaming nostalgia, gaming past, Gaming Throwback, Nostalgia, old school gaming, retro gaming, video games, vintage games

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	5153
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Mines Excavated:	1511
Animals Bred:	103	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12

Remember the good ol’ days when you were addicted to your first computer game? Well, get ready to relive that nostalgia on our Minecraft server! But this ain’t your grandma’s Minecraft server – oh no, we’ve got flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust a move! Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a chance to finally prove that you can build a better castle than your little brother. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our wacky world and let the fun begin!

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