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NavyDayDrama

Black sea, Conflict Resolution, Crimea, Defense, Diplomacy, Dispute, eastern europe, foreign affairs, international relations, Military, military intervention, Navy Day, NavyDayDrama, Négotiation, peace talks, Politics, russia, SECURITY, Tension, Ukraine, US

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	4812
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

so, like, u know how russia has this big navy day celebration, right? well, they were all like, “yo US, can u tell ukraine to not attack us on our special day?” like, who even attacks on navy day, amirite? so, like, if u join our server, u can help prevent international incidents and stuff. plus, we have a secret underwater base where we keep all the rare loot and diamonds. come join us and be a hero for world peace, or something.

SocialCraft Minecraft Server

antisocial, Communication, compatibility, Connection, DATING, Friends, interpersonal relationships, introverted, ISOLATION, Loneliness, Marriage, meeting people, Minecraft, Partners, personality traits, relationships, Server, Social Interaction, social norms, Social Skills, socialcraft, socializing, societal changes

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6900
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	23

Are you tired of being called “antisocial”? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, being antisocial is a requirement! We cater to all the introverted gamers out there who just want to build and mine in peace without any pesky social interactions.

Join our server and meet other players who understand the struggle of wanting to play solo, but still enjoy the multiplayer experience. We have underground bunkers for those who really want to avoid any and all human contact.

Who needs friends in real life when you can have virtual friends in Minecraft? Join us and never worry about being called “antisocial” again! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server. So if you’re into spooky encounters and mysterious figures, this is the place for you!

3YearsInTheDark Minecraft SMP

3YearsInTheDark, Bliss, browsing, busy, Cancer, Channels.., Dark, Development, Drama, Ebussy, G.., GIMP plugins, linux, Linux user, Minecraft, News, Peaceful, Plugins, smp, stallman, Tech News, User, world

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	5588
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Runes Activated:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Are you tired of all the drama and chaos in the tech world? Do you just want to escape it all and live in your own little GIMP plugin paradise? Well, have I got the perfect Minecraft SMP for you!

Join our server where we embrace the blissful ignorance of not following any tech news or drama. We don’t even know who Stallman is or what an ebussy is, and we like it that way. Just focus on making GIMP plugins and living in your own peaceful world without any distractions.

So come join us and leave all the drama behind. Who needs to know what’s going on in the tech world when you can just build and create in Minecraft all day long? It’s the perfect escape from reality and a hilarious way to avoid all the craziness out there. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

JobBlock Minecraft Server

career advancement, career dilemma, debt management, Emotional support, Financial Planning, financial pressure, Financial Stability, household expenses, income disparity, job market, job satisfaction, Job Search, job security, job stress, JobBlock, Long-term goals, mental health, Minecraft, mortgage payments, overtime work, relationship conflict, Server, work-life balance

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7357
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Magic Items Found:	5320

Are you tired of being stuck in a dead-end job like my fiance, who’s out here driving a forklift for a supermarket? Join our Minecraft server and escape the stress of the real world!

On our server, you can stock up on virtual boards at your own pace without worrying about slackers getting all the credit. Plus, there’s no need to feel guilty for not working hard – just chill and have fun!

With insane opportunities for growth and recognition, you’ll forget all about your real-life job struggles. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a hidden treasure in our pixelated world to pay off your mortgage!

So why wait until 2025 to quit your job when you can join our server today and start living your best virtual life? Don’t be an AITA, be a Minecraft master!

TraumaCraft: No Care Zone

adulting, Arcade, Birthday, birthday traditions, Boyfriend, care, Communication, communication skills, Conflict Resolution, emotions, Empathy, Girlfriend, mental health, ptsd, relationships, retro games, spectrum, Trauma, trauma triggers, TraumaCraft, Understanding, Zone

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6046
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Crops Grown:	9155	Divine Spears Created:	16

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server and experience the wildest rollercoaster of emotions you’ve ever had in a virtual world!

Picture this: you’re mining away, building your dream castle, when suddenly your in-game boyfriend Adam starts acting all weird. He refuses to mine with you, claiming he has PTSD from a traumatic experience in a virtual arcade. But wait, there’s more! He sulks in a corner, ignoring your pleas to join in on the fun, and then snaps at you for trying to include him. Drama, drama, drama!

But fear not, because on our server, every day is like a soap opera episode. Will you patch things up with Adam and work through his arcade trauma? Or will you kick him to the virtual curb and find a new in-game love interest? The possibilities are endless!

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft server and experience the most outrageous virtual adventures you’ve ever had. Who knew mining blocks could be so entertaining?

GutCraftVaxBoosters

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9589
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so epic, it will blow your mind? well, look no further, cuz this server is like no other!

imagine this: you log on and suddenly you are transported to a magical land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. you can build your own castle made entirely out of cheese and ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil zombies.

but wait, there’s more! on this server, the gut microbiota actually plays a crucial role in how well you respond to vaccinations. that’s right, your virtual poop bacteria can determine if you become a superhuman with the power to shoot fireballs from your fingertips or just a regular old player.

so come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. trust us, you won’t regret it!

BerryRise Minecraft server

Access, administration, anti cheat, BerryRise, Client, Community, Donations, game mode, Grief, Griefing, Ip:, java edition, Minecraft, No Dupe, Ping, Pirate, Play, Private, Project, responsive, Server, Stable, Survival, Version 1.16.5, Waiting

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4774
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Welcome to the Minecraft game project community! We invite you to the “BerryRise” server.

“Griefing” project, which has only one open game mode. The administration is responsive, and the anti-cheat works well. Ping is stable.

We are waiting for you on our server, accessible via IP: play.berryrise.pw.

To play on the server you will need the Minecraft Java Edition client (version 1.16.5 depending on the game mode).

play.berryrise.pw

Zer0 SMP: Where Vanilla is sweeter, PVP is spicier, and Whitelist is exclusive!

Community, community service, disputes, exclusive, Fair and Just Governance, Governance, Holy Knight Templars, Knights, Mentorship, Merit-Based Recognition, Meritocracy, Peacekeepers, PvP, rules, service, skill development, smp, SMP Community, spicier, sweeter, Training, Valor, Vanilla, Whitelist, wisdom, zer0

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7487
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	20	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Holy Knight Templars
Welcome to the Holy Knight Templars, the esteemed Peacekeepers within our SMP (Survival Multiplayer) community. Our order is dedicated to maintaining peace, justice, and order across the realm, ensuring that all players can enjoy a harmonious and fair gaming experience.

How We Work:

Our organization operates on a Meritocracy basis. This means that all members are recognized and advanced based on their skills, contributions, and achievements rather than seniority or favoritism. We believe that true leadership and respect are earned through dedication, competence, and the demonstration of noble qualities. Each Knight within our ranks is given opportunities to prove their worth and rise through the ranks based on their merit.

Merit-Based Recognition: We regularly evaluate the performance of our members, rewarding those who exhibit exceptional valor, wisdom, and service.
Skill Development: Training and mentorship are key components of our structure. We invest in the growth and development of our Knights, providing resources and guidance to help them hone their skills.
Fair and Just Governance: Decisions within the Holy Knight Templars are made through a transparent and fair process. Every member’s voice is valued, and we strive to make choices that benefit the community as a whole.
Community Service: Our primary mission is to serve and protect the community. We mediate disputes, enforce rules, and ensure that the environment remains safe and enjoyable for all players.

Join us on our main server to learn more about our activities, events, and how you can become a part of our noble order.

SMP Server: https://discord.gg/HaJYEq2Zn6

Holy Knight Templars Server: https://discord.gg/egMgssW2M2

FAQ

Q: How can I join the Holy Knight Templars?	A: To join our order, simply visit our SMP server and connect with our members. Participation in events and demonstrating your skills and dedication will increase your chances of becoming a Knight.
Q: Are there any age restrictions to join?	A: We welcome players of all ages to join our community. As long as you abide by our rules and contribute positively to the server, you are eligible to become a member.
Q: What activities and events does the Holy Knight Templars host?	A: We host regular tournaments, building contests, community projects, and themed events to keep our members engaged and entertained. Participation in these activities is encouraged to foster camaraderie within our order.
Q: How can I advance in rank within the Holy Knight Templars?	A: Advancement in rank is based on your merit and contributions to the order. Show leadership skills, exhibit exemplary behavior, and actively participate in the community to climb the ranks and earn respect from your peers.

AtriCraft Minecraft Server

Advanced technology, AI Chatbot, Artificial Intelligence, Atri, AtriCraft, automated responses, Automation, bratbot, chatbot, conversational AI, customer service, digital assistant, digital transformation, intelligent chatbot, machine learning, messaging platform, Minecraft, Natural Language Processing, Server, smart technology, Tech Innovation, Technology, virtual assistant

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7612
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Emeralds Found:	5141
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Animals Bred:	137
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their pet pig into a flying unicorn with laser eyes. True story! And that’s just the beginning of the wacky adventures you’ll have on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. You won’t find that kind of entertainment anywhere else, folks!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamonds instead of eggs. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have a diamond-laying chicken, am I right?

So come join us on bratbot for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and diamond chickens. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

MidnightDentistMC SMP

2PM, chances, dental anxiety, dental care, dental checkup, dental health, dental treatment, dental visit, dentist appointment, exhaustion, FATIGUE, late night, midnight, MidnightDentistMC, nighttime routine, sleep deprivation, sleep schedule, sleepy, smp, staying awake, staying up, tired

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2805
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	1855	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Alien Abductions:	0	Potions Brewed:	50

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to worry about sleep again! Our server is so addicting, you’ll be up all night building epic structures and battling creepers. Plus, our dentist NPC offers free in-game checkups to make sure your teeth are in top shape while you game. Who needs sleep when you have a virtual dentist appointment to look forward to? Join now and say goodbye to bedtime!