total war funny – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

Blossom Server
active community, Adventure, Anarchy, base building, Biomes, camaraderie, challenging environment, collaboration, Community, CONTENT, Cross-Play, Earth, Exciting Discoveries, Exploration, Features, friendly community, Journey, Minecraft, Resources, Structures, Survival, Unforgettable adventure, Updates
Welcome to Blossom Server!
Dive into a unique survival experience on Blossom Server, where every adventure is a fresh bloom waiting to be discovered. Our enhanced world generation ensures breathtaking landscapes and hidden treasures around every corner. Whether you’re a seasoned survivor or new to the wilds of Minecraft, Blossom Server offers a welcoming community and a vibrant world that evolves with you.
Features:
– Improved World Generation: Explore stunning, custom-crafted terrains with diverse biomes, unique structures, and endless opportunities for exploration. – True Survival Experience: Gather resources, build your base, and thrive in a challenging environment that stays true to the essence of survival gameplay. – Community Focus: Join a friendly and active community where collaboration and camaraderie make every journey enjoyable. – Regular Updates: Enjoy fresh content and new features regularly, ensuring there’s always something exciting to discover. Join us on Blossom Server and embark on an unforgettable survival adventure today!
147.185.221.20:29893

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New Server IP
Tomoso Junior High School
data pack, Minecraft, multiplayer, Server, smp, Survival, Tomoso Junior High School, Vanilla, Whitelist
Tomoso SMP is a vanilla Minecraft server for people who enjoy the simpler side of Minecraft. We only use a select amount of data pack that adapt the standard Minecraft experience to be more suited to multiplayer.
Tomoso.mcserver.ws

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New Server IP
Sphinx, a plus 13, voice-chat, origins, smp || will re-open in a few days
a plus 13, Adultserver, Bedwars, Community, Discord, Faction Pvp, Griefprevention, Javaedition, Lore, Loresmp, Modded, Modified, Noclaims, Nolag, Open, Origins, Originsmod, Plus13, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Semianarchy, smp, Sphinx, Streamers, Survival, Towns, Unique, Vanilla, voice chat, Voicechat, War, Whitelist, Youtubers
SphInx
−–—a plus 13, voice-chat, origins, smp—–−
Hello stranger, I’m Fox, the owner of Sphinx, and I have been so for around 4 years now.
Sphinx was recently mass griefed, and we’re now getting her back on her feet. If you wish to be a part of this new chapter you’re incredibly welcome, the server is filled with amazing strong-minded different people and I’m sure you can find your place here.
Here’s a bit of information about the server so you can judge if it is something for you:
– the player base is majorly between 15- and 20 years old, we do not accept anyone below the age of 13.
– the server uses a voice-chat mod (proximity-voice-chat) to make communication fluent between members and keep it lively.
– the server had 2000 members but does now have 200, caused by the griefing of the discord (mass banning by admins)
– We have the mod called “Origins” but other than that we’re close to vanilla, this means we do not have mods like Claims
– As for the origins on the server, we have 20 of them, all tested to keep within the same style and make sure nothing is too OP.
– The rules allow a lot of fighting before staff intervenes, as the server is meant to appeal both to those who do and don’t enjoy pvp.
Discord link:
https://discord.gg/q3t6KctzFn
Welcome, and thank you for joining!
136.243.36.97:25881

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New Server IP

Crazy Crescenta: The Semi-Vanilla Roleplay Nation! Bluemap Edition!

3D map, age 13+, Biomes, Bluemap, Colonization, crazy, Crescenta, Custom terrain, Diplomacy, Discord, dynamic, Edition, Exploration, Features, generation, java, nation, Nations, Roleplay, Semivanilla, SETTLEMENT, smp, Towny, Version 1.21., voice chat, War

Crescenta Minecraft Server Overview:

Server IP	crescenta.org
Server Version	1.21 Java
Discord Link	https://discord.gg/As5s3XtwHJ

Welcome to Crescenta, the unique Nations/SMP, semi-casual, colonist towny, and roleplay Minecraft server that grows to accommodate new players! With our unique plugins and strategies, we have a dynamic, expanding world with never-before-seen generation that will always have new areas to explore, mine, and settle!

Settle new lands (or join a town), join a nation, conduct diplomacy, declare war! Claim, Create, and Conquer!

Here’s some of our features:

Long lasting worlds! Our strategies allow for there to be endless new content for both old and new players alike!
Custom world generation with server-side packs!
Explore the world in 3D with Bluemap
Proximity Voice Chat for in-game communication
Balancing tweaks to keep the economy stable
Various flavor plugins like Brewery, Auction House, GSit, armor trims, and more

We just had a world reset, join us in Dorado! We can’t wait to see you here!

Note: We request players to be 13 years or older due to our community Discord policy.

FAQs:

Question	Answer
Is PvP allowed on the server?	Yes, PvP is allowed in certain areas and situations.
Are there any banned items?	Yes, we have a list of banned items to maintain gameplay balance.
How do I join a town or nation?	You can join a town by contacting the town leaders or using our in-game systems.
Is there a resource scarcity on the server?	We have balancing tweaks to prevent resource scarcity and keep the economy stable.

Ame’s Streamin’ Minecraft Server
#youtube, ame, Ame stream, Ame streaming, Ames, Content Creator, digital content, Entertainment, Gaming, influencer, internet personality, Live streaming, Minecraft, online platform, online presence, online streaming, Server, social media, Stream, Streamin, streaming, twitch, video streaming, virtual presence
Join our Minecraft server and witness the legendary Ame promise to stream her epic adventures! Rumor has it that she once tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of creepers. Don’t miss out on the chance to watch her build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks while fending off zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot. Who knows what crazy antics she’ll get up to next? Join now for a front-row seat to all the chaos and mayhem!

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New Server IP
RugpullMaster500 – Minecraft SMP
addiction, AMA, Biz, Cheap, crypto users, FTM, funny, GigaChad, Gray, Intelligent, laughs, liquidity, meme, Minecraft, perma-bagholders, PINK, profit, Quick, RugpullMaster500, rugpulls, smp, solana, wojaks
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and regulations? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous rugpulls and hilarious antics.
Imagine pulling off over 500 rugpulls in Minecraft, each one giving you a crazy amount of profit! The first rugpull was on a rare resource, and from that moment on, I was hooked. I couldn’t stop laughing as I turned all those players into perma-bagholders with just a few clicks. I felt like a gray gigachad while they were all pink wojaks. It was the most hilarious thing I had ever done in Minecraft.
But don’t worry, I eventually stopped because it just wasn’t as funny after the 500th time. However, if you join our Minecraft SMP, you can experience the thrill of rugpulling in a safe and fun environment. Who knows, maybe you’ll become the next rugpulling master on our server!
So come on, join us for a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure unlike any other. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have outrageous rugpulls and insane stories to tell? See you on the server, fellow Minecraft maniacs!

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New Server IP
SecretHomeMC Server
Boundaries, buying a home, caregiving, closing on a house, couch hopping, ex abuse, family dynamics, Fiance, Friends, future planning, guilt tripping, housework, keeping it a secret, owning a home, personal space, SecretHomeMC, selling a home, Server, starting a new life, working long hours
Are you tired of being trapped in a never-ending cycle of catering to someone else’s needs? Do you dream of a world where you can build your own empire without someone constantly breathing down your neck? Then join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of the 450+lb invalid aunt who refuses to lift a finger!
On our server, you can build your dream home without someone constantly asking you to grab them things as you walk by. No more restrictions on who you can invite over or what you can do in your own space. And best of all, no guilt-tripping expert crying aunt to make you feel bad about wanting to live your own life.
Join now and start your journey to freedom and independence! Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the chaos and fun in the virtual world of Minecraft?

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New Server IP
PromQueenDramaGoneWild
Apologize.., Bigots, Campaigning, downhill, family, high school, nomination, peaked.., popular kids, prom queen, PromQueenDramaGoneWild, rigged vote, sister, sports, state championships, UNFAIR, Upset, volleyball team, Whining
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we crown a new prom queen every day! That’s right, forget about sports teams and popularity contests, on our server, everyone gets a chance to wear the crown and rule the dance floor.
Join us and experience the thrill of being prom royalty without all the drama. No rigged votes here, just pure fun and excitement. Who needs a state championship when you can be the queen of the block?
And if you’re feeling down about not winning prom queen in real life, don’t worry, we’ve got you covered. Our server is a safe space for all dreamers and believers, where you can let your imagination run wild and be whoever you want to be.
So come on over and join us, because on our server, every day is a prom night to remember. Who knows, you might even meet your Minecraft king or queen and dance the night away in pixelated bliss. Let’s make some memories that even Cheryl would envy!

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New Server IP
PityPals Minecraft SMP
compassion, Compassionate, compassionate souls, Empathetic, Empathy, feeling sorry, Minecraft, pitiable, Pitiful, PITY, PityPals, regret, regretful, Regrettable, Sadness, secretly feeling sorry, smp, sorrow, sorrowful, sympathetic, Sympathy, Understanding, Unfortunate
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with try-hards and rule-followers? Do you secretly feel sorry for those poor souls who have never experienced the chaos and hilarity of our server? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you!
Join us for a wild ride filled with insane pranks, epic battles, and ridiculous shenanigans. We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the server behind the scenes, a giant chicken that roams the land causing chaos, and a group of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret treasure hunt where players can search for hidden loot scattered throughout the map, a weekly fashion show where players can show off their most ridiculous outfits, and a monthly dance-off competition where the winner gets to ride a flying pig for a day.
So if you’re ready to embrace the madness and join a community of like-minded crazies, come on down to our server and see what all the fuss is about. Just be prepared for anything because on our SMP, anything can happen!

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New Server IP
AnticCraft: Epic Minecraft Shenanigans
amusing capers, amusing pranks, AnticCraft, Antics, comedic adventures, comical escapades, enjoyable hijinks, entertaining stunts, entertaining tomfoolery, Epic, fun memories, Funny Moments, greatest antics, hilarious antics, humorous incidents, jovial tricks, lighthearted shenanigans, memorable experiences., Minecraft, mischievous acts, playful behavior, playful mischief, Shenanigans, silly antics
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and shenanigans that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of pigs wearing top hats and monocles come stampeding through your tunnel, followed by a gang of chickens on motorcycles. And that’s just the beginning of the madness on our server.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon with a mustache so magnificent, it puts even the most dapper of gentlemen to shame. And rumor has it that if you defeat him, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted saddle for your trusty steed.
So come join us for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life. Who needs normal when you can have pure, unadulterated antics?

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