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CraftyRedditors

Anonymity, biased moderation, Censorship, circlejerks, CraftyRedditors, cyberbullying, downvoting, echo chambers, Hate Speech, hive mind, keyboard warriors, lack of accountability, Misinformation, Negativity, online harassment, Online platforms, reddit, social media, toxic behavior, Trolls

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3392
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	433	Falling into the Void:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Animals Bred:	32	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Tired of boring old Reddit? Come join our Minecraft server where you can finally escape the clutches of endless scrolling and join a world where the upvotes are made of diamonds and the downvotes are just creepers blowing up your enemies! Our server is so awesome, even Steve himself is jealous. Plus, we have a secret underground base where all the memes come to life and battle it out in epic PvP tournaments. So say goodbye to Reddit drama and hello to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is whether you have enough torches to keep the zombies at bay. Join now and let the LOLs begin!

CraftyCanuck’s Railways Minecraft Server

Canada, Canadian economy, collective bargaining, CraftyCanucks, employment, industrial action, labor dispute, labor laws, labor movement, labor relations, labor rights, labor union, Lockout, Minecraft, negotiations, railway industry, railways, Server, strike, Transportation, union, worker solidarity, workers

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6230
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Void Armor Forged:	18
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Emeralds Found:	2383

So, like, imagine this: a Minecraft server so wild and crazy that even Canada’s biggest railways are like, “Nah, we can’t handle this level of insanity.” They tried negotiating with the union, but things got so out of hand that they just straight up locked out the workers. Can you believe it? That’s how epic this server is. Join us for non-stop chaos, epic battles, and maybe even a few explosions (in-game, of course). Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Join now and see what all the fuss is about. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

GazaBulletCraft

autopsies, Bodies, bullet wounds, Conflict, Crime Scene, current events, forensic evidence, gaza, GazaBulletCraft, gunshot wounds, hostages, investigation, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, murder, News, Raid, Tragedy, Trauma, Victims, violence

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9341
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Mines Excavated:	3729	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the only bullets you’ll find are the ones you shoot from your bow! we promise no real-life autopsies or hostage situations, just pure blocky fun!

our server is so lit, even the zombies drop diamonds instead of rotten flesh. and don’t even get me started on the creepers, they explode in a shower of rainbow confetti!

rumor has it, if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden apples and magical unicorns. but be warned, the unicorns are fierce warriors who will challenge you to a dance-off before granting you their treasure.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures in minecraft history! trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to rainbows, in which case, maybe stay away).

CraftyTwistsMC

audience engagement, audience response, Audiences, core element, CraftyTwistsMC, narrative reversals, Narrative structure, Predict, researchers, storytelling, storytelling analysis, storytelling effectiveness, storytelling elements, storytelling impact, storytelling psychology, storytelling research, storytelling strategies, storytelling success, Storytelling techniques, storytelling tips, success

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1901
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Zombie Dances:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Mines Excavated:	4008
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, imagine a place where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide. it’s like a magical land where you can build a castle made out of diamond blocks and ride a unicorn into battle.

our server is so lit that even researchers have found that our storytelling skills are off the charts. like, we have so many plot twists and turns that it’s like watching a soap opera on steroids. you never know what’s gonna happen next, but you can bet it’s gonna be epic.

so, like, if you wanna join a server that’s gonna blow your mind and make you question reality, then come on down to our server. we promise you won’t be disappointed. plus, we have free cookies. who doesn’t love free cookies, amirite?

KingdomsSMP – Where building kingdoms is serious business… but jokes are welcome! Whitelist now open!

16+, Adventure, alliances, Applications, building, Business, Community, Competition, Discord, Europe, Forge, friendship, Gameofthrones, jokes, Kingdoms, KingdomsSMP, Medieval, Memories, Open, Roleplay, smp, strategy, Vanilla, WARFARE, Whitelist

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2840
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Dimension Hops:	13
Dragons Tamed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Divine Scrolls Written:	23

Minecraft Server Overview

Launch Date	25th of August
Server Location	Europe
Discord	discord.gg/KingdomsSMP

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the theme of the server?	We are developing a Game of Thrones-inspired SMP server.
How many kingdoms are there?	We aim to establish 5-6 kingdoms, each consisting of 4-10 players.
Is PvP allowed on the server?	While PvP and combat are not our primary focus, raids will only be allowed with admin approval.
What is the goal of the server?	Our goal is to create great memories and forge new friendships through gameplay.

Kotoka’s Craze Minecraft Server

AliAs, Character, CRAZE, FANTASY, Fiction, Identity, Kotoka, Kotokas, Minecraft, moniker, name.., Nickname, Persona, Role, Server, Supernatural, Title, vampire hunter, vampire killer, vampire slayer, vampire slayer identity, vampire slayer name, vampire slayer nickname, vampire slayer role

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	8661
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Void Armor Forged:	18	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Join us on a wild adventure filled with crazy quests, epic battles, and maybe even a few vampires lurking around (watch out, Kotoka the Vampire Slayer is on the prowl)!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs like to get down and boogie. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Creeper busting out some sick dance moves!

But that’s not all, folks! We also have a magical potion brewing contest every Sunday, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots (perfect for those late-night mining sessions). And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and maybe even a dragon egg somewhere in the depths of our server. Will you be the lucky one to find it?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wacky, wild, and totally insane Minecraft server for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of Kotoka!

Minecraft SMP: LoliCraft

Anime, art, classic, Community, controversial, cute, Edition, FANTASY, fetish, Forbidden, Japanese culture, Kawaii, Loli, LoliCraft, Lolis, Manga, Minecraft, No Rules, online discussion, smp, Thread, underage, Young girls

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	6723
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with rules and restrictions? Look no further than our Classic edition server! We only have one rule: just post lolis! That’s right, no building, no mining, just post pictures of lolis all day long.

Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through a world filled with cute anime girls and ridiculous memes. Our community is full of hilarious characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But be warned, things can get a little crazy on our server. Rumor has it that the lolis come to life at night and roam the server, causing mischief and mayhem wherever they go. Will you be brave enough to join us and face the lolis head on?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Classic edition server today and dive into a world of chaos, laughter, and of course, lolis!

Dad’s Cheating Adventure Minecraft Server

Adventure, Cheating, Dads, emotional distress, family betrayal, family breakdown, family communication, family dynamics, family healing, family reconciliation, family turmoil, father’s accountability, father’s actions, father’s affair, father’s betrayal, father’s consequences, father’s infidelity, father’s mistakes, father’s remorse, HEARTBREAK, Minecraft, Rebuilding trust., relationship issues, Server

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5298
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	472	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Animals Bred:	199
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Villages Defended:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Looking for a server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Just like the scandalous affair my dad had with a woman half his age, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns.

Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through family betrayals, heart emojis, and messages about the future that will leave you questioning everything. Just like my dad, who couldn’t keep his secrets hidden for long, our server is full of juicy gossip and shocking revelations.

But don’t worry, unlike my dad, we actually care about our players! So come join us and experience the drama, the betrayal, and the heartbreak in a virtual world where anything can happen. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

RingReturnCraft

Algerian Sahara, asking for belongings back, Borrowing, Boundaries, Communication, cultural jewelry, emotional attachment, Etiquette, etsy, friendship, handmade jewelry, Lending, mutual friends, personal belongings, rare jewelry, RingReturnCraft, selling jewelry, sentimental jewelry, special occasion, Touareg Berber tribes

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8916
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	7532
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Dimension Hops:	12	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Are you tired of friends stealing your precious belongings and refusing to give them back? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own virtual coral ring and never have to worry about it being stolen by your so-called “friends.”

Our server is filled with crazy stories like the time someone tried to sell a virtual ring for $2,000 on Etsy. Can you imagine the drama that ensued? Join us and create your own outrageous tales that will leave your friends speechless.

So, if you’re looking for a place where you can have fun, build epic structures, and never have to deal with ring-stealing drama again, then come join our Minecraft server today! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual Touareg Berber tribe in the Algerian Sahara to trade with. The possibilities are endless!

EmoTunez Minecraft SMP

cathartic songs, deep emotional response, emotional connection, Emotional Music, emotional resonance, EmoTunez, evocative music, heart-wrenching lyrics, heartrending ballads, impactful music, Minecraft, moving melodies, music and emotions, music therapy, nostalgia-inducing tunes, powerful songs, sentimental songs, smp, songs that make you cry, songs that touch your soul, soul-stirring tunes, tear-jerker tracks, touching melodies

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	5217
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Star Shards Collected:	158
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy pranks, and unexpected alliances.

Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is home to the legendary Creeper King, who once defeated an entire army of players with just a single explosion? Or maybe you’re intrigued by the mysterious Ender Dragon Cult, who worship their dragon overlord and will stop at nothing to protect it.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the world-renowned Bard of Minecraft, who serenades players with enchanting melodies that will bring tears to your eyes. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP and experience the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!