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“NotSoHotButStillCool” Minecraft SMP

avoidance, Body language, Confidence, disinterest, indifference, lack of attention, lack of attraction, lack of compliments, lack of engagement., lack of eye contact, lack of flirting, lack of interest, lack of physical contact, Minecraft, nonverbal cues, not attractive, NotSoHotButStillCool, self esteem, self-perception, smp, social cues, subtle signs, unresponsiveness

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	4714
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Zombie Dances:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11

OMG GUYS, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s like, totally lit and full of crazy shenanigans, then you HAVE to join this server! Like, seriously, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we even have a pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server with their llama army. And if you join us, you can help us defeat them and become the ultimate llama slayer!

Plus, we have a whole town dedicated to building giant statues of our favorite YouTubers, like PewDiePie and Dream. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a magical land filled with talking pigs and dancing creepers.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft SMP ever! Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you get turned into a llama by the llama society, but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right? LOLZ!

ForestFireFiascoMC

altadena, Building Fires, ça.., California, community responsibility, Community safety, environmental issues, fire ecology, fire prevention, fire risk, forest clearing, forest conservation, forest health, forest maintenance, forest management, forest protection, ForestFireFiascoMC, house fires, urban interface, wildfire mitigation, wildfire prevention, Wildfires

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2285
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	88
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12

Are you tired of people blaming you for forest fires when you don’t even have a forest to begin with? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where trees don’t spontaneously combust and destroy your hard work! No more accusations of arson or poor forest management – just pure, unadulterated building fun! Plus, rumor has it that our server is protected by a magical fireproof shield, so you can build to your heart’s content without fear of your creations going up in flames. Say goodbye to the forest fire blame game and hello to a stress-free building paradise!

CircassianCraft: Genocide Edition

Caucasus region, Circassian people, CircassianCraft, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, Edition, Genocide, historical apology, historical atrocities, historical justice, historical memory, historical trauma, HUMAN RIGHTS, international law, international relations, minority rights, political statement, recognition, reconciliation efforts, Russian Empire, Ukrainian parliament, War Crimes

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	9424
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Elemental Crystals Collected:	22
Meteorites Collected:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2

yo, u gotta join dis server yo, cuz like, we got unicorns flyin around and rainbow sheep dat poop out diamonds. like, u won’t believe it but we got a secret underground base where u can find a portal to a parallel universe where u can ride on dragons and fight zombie ninjas.

also, like, the Ukrainian Parliament came and recognized the genocide of the Circassian people committed by the Russian Empire, so u know we legit and care about important stuff. plus, we got a rollercoaster made entirely out of cake and a pet creeper named Bob who tells the best jokes.

so come join us and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. #unicornsanddiamondsforever

MysticCraft Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, Above Average, Characters, FANTASY, Good, joking, love, Lowkey, MysticCraft, Nonsensical, nothing going, people, Personality, plebs, Realms, redditors, retarded, Starting, Story, think.., Visuals, world-building

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7940
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Ores Mined:	5322	Love Letters Sent:	12
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Yo, bro, forget about those boring ass games, come join our Minecraft server! We got visuals that will blow your mind, like seriously, it’s like you’re on acid but in a good way. And who needs character development when you can just build epic structures and troll your friends? Our world building is so non-existent, it’s like a blank canvas for your wildest creations. And don’t even get me started on the story, it’s so nonsensical, it’ll make you question your own existence. Trust me, only the truly retarded will pass up this opportunity to join our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

ConcertTimeOops Minecraft Server

Boundaries, cafe, Communication, Concert, concert etiquette, concert intermission, concert timing, ConcertTimeOops, Disappointment, early meeting, Expectations, friendship, Hangout, Jazz, leaving early, Minecraft, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, Plans, Respect, Server, snarky text, social etiquette

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5027
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Magic Items Found:	8468
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to worry about getting cheated in a hangout like poor OP did at that jazz show! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like that concert mishap.

Reasons to join our server: – We have two “showings” of epic Minecraft adventures every day, at 7:30pm and 9:30pm (just kidding, it’s actually one long intermission-filled extravaganza)! – Our band of players will keep you entertained with their virtual tunes and melodies, no need to worry about missing out on the fun. – Leave whenever you want, we won’t send you snarky texts the next morning. In fact, we encourage you to come and go as you please, just like a Minecraft block that can be placed and removed at will.

So don’t be an asshole like OP’s friend, join our server and experience the ultimate hangout where the only thing you’ll feel cheated out of is a boring day!

FiancéCraft: No Name Change Required!

AITA Refusing Fiance Last Name Marriage Relationship Horrible Hiscock Sexual Innuendo Teasing Process Maiden Name Hyphenate Stubborn Real Family Valid Love Happiness Family Compromise, CHANGE, FiancéCraft, required

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7970
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama or excitement? Look no further! Join our server where you can escape the real world and dive into the crazy world of blocky adventures.

Just like this woman who refused to take her fiance’s last name because it sounded like a naughty joke, our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of wacky situations you’ll find yourself in while playing here!

Forget about boring family-friendly servers, on our server, we embrace the chaos and encourage you to be your true self, even if that means causing a little drama along the way. Join now and let the craziness begin!

LonelySteveMC SMP

Abandoned, alone, Depressed, emotional isolation, Empty, feeling alone, friendless, ISOLATED, isolated behavior, isolated signs, lack of connection, Loneliness, loneliness symptoms, lonely behavior, lonely indicators, LonelySteveMC, neglected, signs of loneliness, smp, social isolation, solitude, withdrawn

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	2789
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Divine Spears Created:	25
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Villages Defended:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that is the cure for loneliness! You know you’re lonely when you start talking to your pet rock and it starts talking back. But fear not, on this server, we have a secret potion that turns your pet rock into a real-life talking pet! Imagine having a conversation with a rock, bro, it’s wild!

But wait, there’s more! We have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the server that can only be found by those who have mastered the art of dancing like a chicken. Yes, you heard me right, you gotta bust out those chicken dance moves to unlock the treasure. It’s like a real-life Indiana Jones adventure, but with chickens.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. They’re like the Illuminati, but cuter and furrier. Join us and help us stop the llama uprising before it’s too late!

So if you’re feeling lonely and in need of some wacky adventures, come join us on this Minecraft SMP server. Who knows, you might just find your new best friend in a talking pet rock or a chicken-dancing treasure hunter. It’s gonna be lit, bro!

YoonCraft Minecraft Server

civil war, Conflict Resolution, constitutional crisis, Democracy, democracy at risk, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, Justice, Lawyer, leadership, Minecraft, national security, POLITICAL CRISIS, political division, political tension, protest, Rule of Law, Server, social unrest, south korea, standoff, yoon, YoonCraft

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	5786
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

So, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally lit, man. You gotta join because, like, Yoon’s lawyer is warning of a ‘civil war’ in South Korea and, like, we gotta distract ourselves with some epic block building, ya know?

Join our server and help prevent a real civil war by fighting mobs and building the sickest bases ever. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond mine, you’ll unlock special powers that will make you invincible in PvP battles.

So, like, don’t be a noob and join our server now before it’s too late. Who knows, maybe Yoon’s lawyer will even join and help us defeat the Ender Dragon together. It’s gonna be epic, bro.

9YearOldCraft

9YearOldCraft, activism, child brides, child marriage, Child protection, child welfare, cultural practices, gender equality, girl’s rights, HUMAN RIGHTS, international news, iraq, law amendment, legal age, legal reform, legislative change, marriage laws, MIDDLE EAST, Social Issues, underage marriage, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8105
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Animals Bred:	72	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Emeralds Found:	4764	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Void Gems Collected:	10	Farms Harvested:	510
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

lol come join our minecraft server, where we have the craziest adventures and the most epic battles! we have a secret underground city filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes.

if you join now, you can ride a rainbow unicorn into battle and defeat the evil zombie army that is trying to take over our pixelated world.

plus, we have a special event where you can marry a 9-year-old girl (just kidding, that’s not cool). but seriously, join us for some epic fun and crazy shenanigans!

SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY! Minecraft server

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1242
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

The owner of the “SURVIVAL ONLY FOR GIRLS” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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