Torungo Funny – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

GDP Defense Boost – Crafty Lithuania
Baltic region, Baltic states, Boost, Crafty, Defense, defense spending, defense strategy, eastern europe, european security, european union, foreign policy, gdp, geopolitical tensions, Lithuania, military alliance, military budget, military capabilities, military defense, military readiness, national security, nato, russian aggression, security threat
so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, Lithuania is all like, “we gotta boost our defense spending to like, 5-6% of GDP cuz Russia be all up in our grill, yo.” so, like, if you wanna be a part of some crazy intense battles and defend against Russian aggression, then you gotta join this server, man. like, it’s gonna be lit af. plus, we got like, diamond armor for days and enchanted weapons that’ll make you feel like a total badass. so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and let’s show those Russians who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

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Baby Snatchers R Us
adoption, attachment, baby, child development, Child Psychology, early childhood experiences, emotional well being, family bonds, family dynamics, INFANTS, KIDNAPPING, long-term effects, natural parenting, nature vs nurture, nurture vs nature, parental influence, parenting choices, Parenting styles, psychological impact, Snatchers, Trauma
So, like, on dis server, we got kidnapping, adoption, and natural parenting all happening at the same time. it’s like a wild baby jungle out there, man. You never know when a baby is gonna come up to you and be like “adopt me” or when they’re gonna straight up kidnap you and make you their parent. it’s a crazy world out there, but hey, that’s just how we roll on dis server. So if you wanna experience the thrill of not knowing if you’re gonna be a parent or a prisoner at any given moment, then come join us. It’s a baby-eat-baby world out there, and you gotta be ready for anything.

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Pixelated Positivity: Men’s Body Love
appearance satisfaction, Benefits, Body, body acceptance, Body appreciation, body image, body positive, comparison, empowerment, fitspiration, gender differences, HARMFUL, IMPROVEMENTS, love, Men, Mens, mental health, pixelated, positivity, quotes, self esteem, self love, social media, Women
come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape from the fitspiration images that harm ur body image. on our server, we only spread body positive vibes that benefit everyone, especially men! men on our server experience HUGE improvements in how they feel about their appearance and appreciate their bodies more when they see our body positive quotes. forget about the fitspiration, join us for a fun and uplifting time in the world of minecraft!

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NovusMC
Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock
Welcome to NovusMC, the ultimate Minecraft server where Skyblock meets fun gens gameplay! Build your island, upgrade your gens, and collect valuable items. Plus, we have tons of cool quests and events to keep things exciting. Whether you’re a Minecraft Pro or just starting out, NovusMC has something for everyone. Join our awesome community and take your Minecraft experience to the next level at NovusMC!
novusmc.net

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Axbia
1.5 years, Axbia, building, Chill, Community, Community oriented, Dedicated, Discord, experienced, Friends, inappropriate jokes, Minecraft, Positive, Season, Server, small group, Spawn, Survival, world plans
Who We Are We are a small group (2-4), that have been together for 8+ years, some of us longer. We are just a group of friends who want to chill and play some Minecraft as a community. This will technically be our third season and we don’t plan on restarting for at least 1.5 years. We also aren’t family friendly as we like to crack inappropriate jokes a lot and just like to be ourselves. So please be aware of that. We are also looking for experienced, dedicated players who know how to play the game. Which means they are decent at building, and overall can make things look nice and have a positive effect on the server as a whole. We agree that community is what is valued most and are aiming to orient the server towards that. In-Depth details about everything you need to know about spawn & the world plans can be found on our Discord. Features
172.240.73.220:25714

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Solaris Cove

Adventurer, BUILD, Builds, community-driven, Cove, Creation, Custom, Development, dream, dreamer, Economy, Elevate, gameplay, Heart, invite, landscapes, smp, solaris, Stories, Systems, TOWN, Trade

Solaris Cove – in Development

🌟 Help Us Build the Cove of Your Dreams! 🌟

Are you a dreamer, builder, or adventurer at heart? Solaris Cove is a community-driven Minecraft experience currently under development, and we’re inviting YOU to be part of its creation!

What We’re Crafting:
Immersive Lore & Quests	Dive into stories shaped by YOU.
Player-Centric Economy	Build thriving towns or trade with fellow players.
Custom Features	Unique systems that elevate your Minecraft gameplay.
Creative Builds	Contribute to stunning worlds and breath-taking landscapes.
Community Collaboration	Share ideas and shape the future of the server.

🎉 Why Join Now? By joining our growing community early, you’ll get a front-row seat to the server’s development. Your feedback and ideas will directly influence the world we’re creating.

👋 Join the Journey Today! 🌐 Discord: discord.gg/solariscove

⚡ Be Part of Something Bigger – Help Shape Solaris Cove! ⚡

Eternal Void Minecraft 1.20.2
1.20.2, coping with despair, coping with mortality, death anxiety, Despair, ETERNAL, existential crisis, existential dread, existential questioning, facing mortality, feeling helpless, hopelessness, life and death, life struggles, living in despair, Minecraft, mortality, nothing matters, questioning life, Slow Death, slow suffering, struggling with life, Void, waiting for death
Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP!
Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds.
You’ll be mining for days, finding treasures that will make you richer than Jeff Bezos.
And the mobs? Oh man, they’re like party animals on steroids, ready to dance with you all night long.
Plus, the community is so lit, you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper”.
So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this block party started!

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NoDebtNoRegret
abusive stepdad, blowing up, Cruelty, Drivers license, exhaustion, freshman year, friendship, gas money, Generosity, harshness, headache, Interest, money owed, mutual friends, NoDebtNoRegret, part time job, Peacekeeping, pestering, sophomore year, Splitting Headache, volunteer
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of owing gas money to your friend! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure and blocky fun.
On our server, you won’t have to worry about paying back any imaginary debts for rides to school. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and battling creepers with your friends.
Forget about the headaches of real life drama, and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you owe is a good time. So come on, join our server and leave the gas money drama behind!

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SickDayMinecraftSMP
Activity, binge watch, books, Boredom, comfort food, cuddle up, healing, hot tea, Medicine, movies, NAP, pass time, Recovery, Relaxation, REST, self-care, sick day, SickDayMinecraftSMP, Sleep, Soup, tv shows
Bro, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, the craziest place ever, man. Like, there’s this one time where a player built a giant toilet and made everyone poop in it for good luck, and then they found diamonds in the next mine they dug. It’s like, the ultimate lucky charm, bro.
And get this, there’s this secret underground club where all the villagers go to party and drink potions all night long. It’s wild, man. I heard one time they accidentally turned a sheep into a disco ball and it was the best party ever.
But the best part is, there’s this legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the server that nobody has been able to find yet. Rumor has it that it’s guarded by a pack of dancing creepers who only respond to the cha-cha slide. It’s like, the ultimate challenge, bro.
So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP server ever, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.

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MapCraftMadness
Aerial View, amazing, Breathtaking, discovery, Exploration, Fascinating, google maps, hidden gems, Impressive.., Incredible, landmarks, MapCraftMadness, navigation, satellite imagery, street view, Stunning, Technology, travel, virtual tour, world wonders, wow
Have you ever seen a giant pink unicorn flying over a rainbow on Google Maps? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for a magical experience like no other, where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky. Explore our custom-built worlds filled with secret dungeons, hidden treasures, and maybe even a dragon or two. Don’t miss out on the chance to ride a llama into battle or build a castle made entirely out of cake. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never look at Google Maps the same way again!

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