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| Players: | 108/100 | Votes: | 3096 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Infinity Stones Found: | 5 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 14 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 35 |
so, like, u know that place where all the blue helmet dudes are chillin on the border with lebanon? well, the UN just straight up rejected israel’s request to get them outta there. like, can u believe it? it’s like a real life game of capture the flag, but with, like, actual soldiers and stuff.
anyway, if u wanna escape the drama and chaos of the real world, come join our minecraft server! we got crazier battles than the UN vs israel, like, u can fight dragons and zombies and stuff. plus, we have this secret underground base where u can hide from all the drama and build epic fortresses.
so, like, come join us and escape the madness of the real world. we promise u won’t regret it. plus, we have unlimited virtual snacks and drinks, so u never have to worry about getting hungry or thirsty while u play. it’s gonna be, like, the best adventure of ur life, trust us.
