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James’ Fixed WTF Server

Fixed, James, long trail tag, Server, they fixed, WTF

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2868
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	121	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where we have magical powers to fix even the most broken players like James. You won’t believe the crazy adventures you’ll have on our server.

Join us if you want to ride on a flying pig while battling a dragon made of cheese. Our server is so insane that even the creepers dance to disco music instead of exploding.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and gold that only the bravest players can find. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a unicorn that poops rainbows.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the weird and wacky world of Minecraft like never before!

HeyCraft – Where Everyone’s a Guy, Guy

comfy chairs, Everyones, guy, hey guys, HeyCraft, Israel, Meeting, microsoft teams, new Air Force chief, stateside, trip, Ukraine

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3244
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Secret Passages Found:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Hey gamers, hey gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have I got the server for you! Imagine a server where the new Air Force chief is actually a Minecraft pro who has taken a trip to Israel and Ukraine to gather rare resources for our EPIC builds. And get this, all Microsoft teams meetings are held in-game from the comfort of our Diamond Throne Chairs.

Join us for the craziest adventures, the wildest parties, and the most INSANE builds you’ve ever seen. Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server today and let the madness begin!

Blocky Battles: Minecraft Mayhem

Battles, blocky, bug tracker, Crownfall, d2g, Datdota, Dota 2 General, Dota 2 Pro Tracker, Dotabuff, esports, League players, Liquipedia, Lore, MAYHEM, Minecraft, News, Opendota, patches, Personal game data, Spectral.gg, statistics, Stratz, STREAMS, twitter, Updates, Wiki

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5799
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join Crownfall? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret portal that leads to a land filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. Only the bravest players can find it! 2. Our PvP arena is actually a volcano where you have to battle while dodging lava flows and fireballs. It’s like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft! 3. The mobs on our server have evolved and now they can build their own structures. Watch out for zombie architects and skeleton engineers! 4. We have a special quest where you have to tame a dragon and ride it into battle against other players. Who needs horses when you can have a fire-breathing mount? 5. Our community is so friendly that even the creepers have decided to stop exploding and just give hugs instead. It’s a blast of love!

So what are you waiting for? Join Crownfall now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

ThrillCraft: Where Creepers and Adventure Await!

Adrenaline Rush, Adventure, Await, CREEPERS, Criminal activities, danger, EXCITEMENT, exhilarating experiences, exhilaration, forbidden pleasures, forbidden thrills, heart-pounding moments, heart-racing moments, illegal activities, intense situations, living dangerously, living life to the fullest, living on the edge, pulse-raising activities, risky adventures, risky behavior, secret thrills, ThrillCraft, Thrilling

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5204
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Animals Bred:	62	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Welcome to our InsanityCraft server, where the thrill never stops!

Join us if you enjoy being chased by the zombie police, recording unsuspecting creepers, committing virtual pixelated murder, peeking into other players’ secret bases, and setting up deadly traps to keep things interesting.

Forget about sitting in front of a boring computer screen, on our server, you’ll be living life on the edge while doing some good deeds too…maybe. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

Minecraft Munchkins: Anime & Manga Madness

animation, Anime, artstyle, Characters, chibi, Collectibles, Community, COSPLAY, cute, FANART, Fandom, favorites, japanese, Kawaii, madness, Manga, merchandise, Minecraft, Munchkins, Otaku, pop culture, ShortStacks, trends

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7415
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because THIS server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and mind-blowing surprises around every corner.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret…rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of super-intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of building underwater cities.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of unicorn villagers who trade in rainbow-colored diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking llamas who tell the best jokes in the universe.

So what are you waiting for? Join THIS server now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible!

Blockheads R Us

Analysis, Awareness, Blockheads, cognition, confusion, Consciousness, contemplation, Curiosity, Insight, Interpretation, introspection, mental processes, mindset, Perception, pondering, Psychology, reasoning, Reflection, speculation, Thoughts, Understanding

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	4940
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

Welcome to our insanity-infused Minecraft server! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because we have everything you never knew you needed!

Join us for a wild ride through pixelated chaos where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Build a giant toilet as your base, ride flying pigs into battle, and engage in epic dance-offs with other players.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Unicorn Army, led by the one and only Steve the Sparkly. Join their ranks and conquer the land with rainbows and glitter bombs!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience mind-blowing absurdity like never before. Who knows what kind of craziness awaits you on our server!

Blocky Adventures: Wherever I Went, There I Was

Adventures, Awareness, being present, blocky, Consciousness, Exploration, I, introspection, Journey, mindfulness, mindfulness practice, PRESENCE, realization, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, there, travel, was, Went, WHEREVER

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7196
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Towns Built:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	24	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Divine Spears Created:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Welcome to our mind-blowing Minecraft server where reality is just a suggestion and chaos reigns supreme!

Join us if you want to experience mind-bending adventures like never before. Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of llamas wearing sunglasses and top hats start dancing around you. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Disco Chicken, a chicken that can break out into a flawless disco routine at any moment. Don’t believe us? Come see for yourself!

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret unicorn sanctuary hidden deep within our server. These majestic creatures will grant you wishes in exchange for a dance-off. Just make sure you’ve been practicing your flossing moves!

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown!

SuperchatCraft: Where Vtubers Come to Life!

Anime, digital art, Digital Media, Fan art, Gaming, interactive art, internet culture, Life, LIVESTREAMING, Manga, Online Community, online entertainment, social media, streaming culture, SUPERCHAT, SuperchatCraft, virtual avatars, virtual idols, virtual reality, virtual youtubers, visual representation, Vtubers

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6605
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the vtubers are just waiting for you to superchat them into existence! When you join our server, you’ll be greeted by a virtual army of vtubers who are ready to entertain you with their hilarious antics and epic gameplay.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground diamond mine that is guarded by a pack of creeper bodyguards. If you can make it past them, you’ll be rewarded with more diamonds than you can carry!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on the legendary Ender Dragon who has made our server its home. Legend has it that whoever defeats the Ender Dragon will be granted three wishes by the vtubers themselves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest, craziest, and most lolzy Minecraft adventure of your life!

Creepers vs Bombers: Minecraft Madness

Backlash, backlash trail, bomberman game, BOMBERS, classic games, Competition, controversy, CREEPERS, criticism, Decision making, Development, Disappointment, fan reaction, Franchise, Gaming, Gaming Community, Industry, Konami, madness, Marketing, Minecraft, overshadow, retro gaming, video games

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	1275
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Void Armor Forged:	27
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Ores Mined:	5039	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can overshadow every Bomberman game and make Konami regret their decisions!

Join us and experience the thrill of blowing up blocks and building your own explosive empire. Our server is so epic that even creepers are jealous of our explosions!

Why did Konami do this? Because they knew that once you join our server, you’ll never want to play Bomberman again. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and show Konami who the real bomb master is!

AFK Adventures: Wake Me Up for Chaos!

Adventures, Afk, ai generated, Chaos, comma separated, Generate, list, long trail, tags, up to 20, wake, Wake me up, when something happens

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4837
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Animals Bred:	14	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. The legendary admin once defeated the Ender Dragon with just a wooden sword and a carrot.

2. Our PvP arena is so intense, players have been known to spontaneously combust from the sheer excitement.

3. The mythical diamond mine on this server is said to be guarded by a pack of enchanted wolves who only allow the bravest players to enter.

4. Our community is so hilarious, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget to actually play the game.

5. Rumor has it that there’s a secret disco party hidden somewhere in the server, where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and wake me up when something happens – because on this server, something insane is always happening!