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SubwayCraft: Girth Matters!

advertising, customer service, eat fresh, fast food, Food Industry, footlong, fresh ingredients, girth, length, Marketing, matters.., meal deal, menu, Restaurant, sandwich, sandwich chain, six inch, sub of the day, sub sandwich, SUBS, Subway, SubwayCraft

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8196
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Buildings Constructed:	20	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

so, like, u know how subway talks about the length of their subs, but never the girth for some reason? well, this minecraft server is like the girth of a subway sub – THICC and JUICY. come join us for some EPIC adventures and CRAZY builds. we’ve got pigs that can fly, diamonds that rain from the sky, and creepers that do the cha-cha. seriously, it’s a wild ride. plus, our community is as welcoming as a warm hug from a fluffy llama. so, what are u waiting for? come join us and experience the girth of minecraft like never before.

LithiumLoot: Frackin’ & Seawater Fun!

dilute liquids, discovery, Engineers, engineers discovery, environmentally-friendly, environmentally-friendly extraction, flowback, Frackin, fracking, fracking extraction, Fun, groundwater, groundwater extraction, ideal size, iron phosphate, Lithium, lithium extraction, LithiumLoot, Olivine, particle size, Seawater, seawater extraction, selective extraction

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5683
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	74	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Ores Mined:	6409

come join our epic minecraft server where we extract lithium from seawater like it’s nbd. we got engineers who discovered the perfect particle size for extracting that sweet sweet lithium. forget about mining for diamonds, come mine for lithium and save the environment while you’re at it. who needs frackin’ when you can join us and extract lithium from flowback like a boss. join now and be part of the most eco-friendly server in the minecraft universe.

Renaissance Survival: Where Towns, Mounts, and Player Shops live happily ever after!

adventures guild, auction house, Community, custom currency, Discord, dragon mount, Dungeons, Happily, Jobs, Live, mob farm, Mounts, panda mount, player, player homes, PvE, Quests, Ranks, referral system, Renaissance, shop owners, Shops, Structures, Survival, Towns, Voting Rewards, warden, Whale

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	7684
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Star Shards Collected:	266
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Renascence Minecraft Server Overview

Features
Custom generated overworld, netherworld, and end with unique items and structures
Player Warps and Shops for community interaction
Dungeons, custom mobs, and quests at the Adventures Guild
Wide variety of mounts and custom currency system
Player homes with anti-griefing measures
Over 12 different jobs and 1k quests for rewards
Referral system, voting rewards, and daily/login bonuses
Discord integration for community chat
Paid and in-game ranks with non-pay-to-win benefits

IP: renascencesmp.org

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I create my own player shop?	Yes, you can set up your own shop and create player warps for others to visit.
Is there anti-griefing measures for player homes?	Yes, players can set up their homes with anti-griefing protection using /co i.
Are there quests and dungeons to explore?	Yes, there are over 1k quests available and multiple dungeons with custom mobs to challenge.
Can I ride mounts like pandas and dragons?	Yes, there is a wide variety of mounts available for use or purchase using the custom currency Coins.
Are paid ranks pay-to-win?	No, paid ranks offer extra benefits but do not provide any pay-to-win advantages.

GameLovers Minecraft Server

#gamer, GameLovers, Gaming, gaming addiction, gaming addiction recovery, Gaming Community, gaming community engagement, gaming culture, Gaming Entertainment., Gaming Enthusiasts, gaming experience, gaming hobby, gaming industry, Gaming Lifestyle, gaming obsession, gaming passion, gaming support, gaming therapy, gaming world, love, Minecraft, Server, video games

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8950
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	101
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of glitter!

Join us and you’ll find yourself on a wild adventure where the pigs fly, the creepers dance, and the zombies have a killer sense of fashion. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, always up for a game of hide and seek.

But that’s not all! We have secret treasure chests filled with diamonds, enchanted weapons that shoot fireballs, and a magical portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy. Plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re even playing a game.

So come on down to our server and let’s make some memories that will have you saying, “I love gaming…especially on this server!”

LovelyTunes Minecraft Server

Bigotry, chinks, discrimination, DISRESPECTFUL, HARMFUL, Hate Speech, hurtful, ignorance, inappropriate, insensitive, intolerance, love, lovely songs, LovelyTunes, Minecraft, offensive, prejudice, racism, remember, sang, Server, Taiwan people, Xenophobia

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	170
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	20	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Enchantments Applied:	162
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Are you tired of boring old servers where people just build the same old houses and mine for diamonds all day? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in Minecraft!

Join us for epic battles with flying pigs, giant chickens, and even a dragon that farts rainbows! Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and dance to disco music.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground city where the villagers are actually aliens in disguise, plotting to take over the world one block at a time. And don’t even get me started on the talking cows that give out free diamonds if you can beat them in a dance-off.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the ride of your life!

BoyfriendCraft Minecraft Server

apartment living, Boyfriend, BoyfriendCraft, Chairs, compromise, cookware, Couch, disagreement, financial help, Furniture, get rid of stuff, household items, Minecraft, MONEY, Moving in, moving in together, new apartment, savings, sentimental, sentimental items, Server, stress, TV, Upgrade

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	4991
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Dimension Hops:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	6748	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Are you tired of arguing with your significant other over who gets to keep the old, mismatched cookware? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and leave all those real-life stresses behind!

On our server, you can build a virtual apartment with as much cookware as your heart desires – and guess what? It’s all free! No need to worry about who’s paying for what, because in this virtual world, everything is yours for the taking.

Plus, if your boyfriend starts complaining about the lack of matching sets, just tell him to go mine some diamonds and craft his own fancy cookware. Who needs real-life financial stress when you can just escape to our Minecraft server and live out your wildest furnishing dreams?

So come on, join us and leave all that real-life drama behind. Who knew that a virtual world could solve all your relationship problems?

MommaGrudgeCraft

aita, bad relationship, blame game, Bonding, born on wrong day, c-section, dna test, Exposing, extended family, family drama, family dynamics, family friends, grudge, middle child, mom, MommaGrudgeCraft, ppd, relationship issues, Siblings, verbal lashing

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	6593
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Are you tired of being blamed for ruining your mom’s plans just by being born on the wrong day? Do you feel like the odd one out in your family, with everyone treating you differently for no reason? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can be whoever you want to be without any judgment!

Join us and escape the drama of your family life by building your own virtual world where you are the master of your own destiny. No more being accused of ruining book release days or causing your parents’ marriage to end – on our server, you are the hero of your own story!

So come on over and let loose on our Minecraft server, where you can leave all the family drama behind and just have a good time. Who knows, you might even find some new friends who understand what it’s like to be the middle child with a complicated relationship with their mom. Let’s build a world where you can be yourself without any guilt or blame. See you there!

CraftyLaughs Minecraft Server

awkward, blunder, comedy, CraftyLaughs, cringe-worthy, EMBARRASSING, faux pas, funny, Humiliation, Incident, Laughter, Memory, Minecraft, mishap, mistake, moment, Public, Ridiculous, Server, shame, Social, UNCOMFORTABLE, unforgettable

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	5544
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Villages Defended:	15
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Runes Activated:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Falling into the Void:	2

Are you tired of embarrassing moments in real life? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape! Join us and never worry about tripping over your own feet in front of a crowd again – unless, of course, you build a clumsy character in-game! Our server is the ultimate safe space for all your embarrassing mishaps, from accidentally setting your house on fire to falling into a pit of lava because you forgot to bring a bucket of water. So come join us and leave your real-life embarrassments behind – unless you want to recreate them in the virtual world for a good laugh!

MineCraftSmilez

Brighten your day, daily happiness, daily routine, daily smiles, everyday moments, Feel-Good, Happiness, happy thoughts, Heartwarming, joy, little things, MineCraftSmilez, moment, mood booster, Positive, simple joys, simple pleasures, small gestures, small interaction, Smile, Uplifting

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2987
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	1822	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server for the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil chickens armed with diamond swords, and even engage in epic dance battles with creepers! Yes, you heard that right, dance battles with creepers!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Potato King, who will bestow upon you the power of infinite potatoes if you can defeat him in a potato sack race. Trust us, it’s harder than it sounds!

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret disco party in the Nether!

UNCeasefireCraft Server

Agreement, Ceasefire, ceasefire agreement, Conflict, Details, Diplomacy, gaza, Hamas, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Negotiate, Official, Palestinian, peace talks, Politics, resolution, Server, Truce, un ceasefire resolution, UNCeasefireCraft, united nations

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	5537
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz it’s like the United Nations of Minecraft servers, ya know? we got all the factions and clans coming together to build epic structures and battle it out in epic PvP battles. like, even Hamas is down with this server, they’re like “yeah, we’ll negotiate over details as long as we can play on this server.” so come join the fun and be part of the peace talks and epic battles, bro. it’s gonna be lit!