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New Season Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6281
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Star Shards Collected:	256	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Hey there, fellow blockheads! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or surprises? Well, have I got the server for you!

Join our wacky world where every season is a new adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Rumor has it that this season, the creepers have learned how to breakdance and the zombies are forming a boy band.

Not to mention, our server is home to the elusive diamond chicken, who lays diamonds instead of eggs. And let’s not forget about the legendary bacon tree that grows crispy bacon strips instead of leaves.

So what are you waiting for? Join us for a wild ride of chaos and craziness that you won’t find anywhere else. Just be sure to watch out for the flying pigs and dancing llamas!

Monster Hunter General /mhg/ Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	5381
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	5863	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… Netherite! Yes, you heard that right. We’re basically swimming in Netherite like it’s nobody’s business.

2. Our server is protected by a team of highly trained llamas armed with enchanted diamond swords. They don’t mess around. You try to grief, and you’ll have a llama army on your tail faster than you can say “creeper”.

3. We have a special event every Friday where we all dress up as our favorite Monster Hunter characters and go on epic quests to slay the Ender Dragon. It’s like a cosplay party meets a boss battle, and it’s absolutely wild.

4. Our server is endorsed by Notch himself. Yes, THE Notch. He saw how awesome our builds were and just had to give us his stamp of approval. So basically, if you join, you’re basically playing on the same server as the Minecraft god.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of the craziest, most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience!

Horse Bite Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	4145
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Crops Grown:	5599
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the horses are not only majestic creatures but also deadly assassins! Join us if you dare to test your survival skills against these vicious equines. Can a horse bite you to death? Find out on our server where the horses have evolved to have razor-sharp teeth and a taste for player blood. But don’t worry, we also have flying pigs that drop diamonds when you feed them bacon! So come join us for a wild ride of danger, excitement, and absurdity. Just remember, watch out for those killer horses!

ChaosCraft SMP – Learnin’ in Chaotic Company

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	9481
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Crops Grown:	2533

Are you tired of boring, big Minecraft servers with strict rules and uptight players? Look no further, because our SMP is the most chaotic and hilarious place you’ll ever find in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to learn the most outrageous building techniques and PvP strategies from a group of players who have no idea what they’re doing half the time. Big companies are like, so last season – come hang out with us and embrace the chaos!

We once had a player accidentally turn their entire base into a giant chicken coop because they thought it would be funny. Another time, we had a group of players try to start a llama racing league but ended up getting lost in the Nether for three days.

So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and have the time of your life in Minecraft, join our SMP today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s make some memories that we’ll laugh about for years to come!

Crafty Caverns Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3704
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Emeralds Found:	4832
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding pigs, flying llamas, and a secret underground disco where the creepers like to bust a move.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay eggs made of pure diamond. If you can find and tame this majestic creature, you’ll be the envy of all your friends and enemies alike.

And if you’re feeling brave, take on our custom-built dungeon filled with zombie chickens, spider cows, and a boss fight against a giant, fire-breathing sheep. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your blocky life!

> Blu Ray Gets Invented Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	1978
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Magic Items Found:	7802
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the power of physical media like never before! Join us as we build our world with the finest laser technology, fitting mega HD on disks while the rest of the digital world goes haywire.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and discovered a secret cave filled with ancient DVDs that held the key to unlocking unlimited power. Legend has it, those who dare to explore will uncover hidden treasures beyond their wildest dreams.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is protected by a magical forcefield made of Blu-ray discs, keeping out any pesky griefers or anti-consooomer agendas. Plus, we have a community of players who are as wild and wacky as the stories they tell around the campfire.

So come on, join us on this epic adventure where physical media reigns supreme and the possibilities are endless. Who knows what crazy antics and outrageous discoveries await you in our Minecraft SMP!

Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	758
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	252
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Secret Passages Found:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	7

Are you ready to join the craziest Minecraft server on the internet? Fallenshadow, the hard-working schizo loli, is waiting for you and her many husbands to join in on the fun! Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining group of players anywhere else.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with wacky characters like Otis the manager and Ribbon Cage, who will keep you laughing for hours on end. And don’t forget about the Twitch streams, ASMR videos, and Twitter accounts that will have you hooked from the moment you join.

So why wait? Dive into the madness of Shondopolis and leave behind the boring, divorced players of other servers. Join now and experience the chaos for yourself – you won’t regret it!

Minecraft SMP – Virtual Reality Lewd General

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	1810
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	317
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take virtual reality to a whole new level! Join us for some lewd shenanigans and outrageous adventures in the world of VR.

Are you new to VR? No problem! We’ll show you the ropes and get you started on your journey to real ejaculation – I mean, success.

Looking for some 18+ avatar resources? We’ve got you covered with anime models, tech, furry assets, and even a bag o’ dicks (don’t ask).

Join us for our lewd meets where we let loose and have a wild time. But don’t worry, we also have non-lewd meets like Tipsy Tuesday, Fucked Up Movie Thursday, and Sad Anime Sunday.

So come on in and join the fun! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in our virtual reality world. Just remember, weak fear the strong, so bring your A-game and get ready for some epic VR action!

Kraut’s Craft Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8355
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	21	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	14

Do you want to experience the ultimate Minecraft server where you can be a kraut? Well, look no further because our server offers the most authentic kraut experience you can imagine! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where krauts rule the land and dominate the game.

But wait, there’s more! Not only can you be a kraut, but you can also ride pigs into battle, wear lederhosen as armor, and build giant pretzel-shaped castles to defend against invading players. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground beer garden where you can relax and enjoy a cold one after a long day of kraut-ing.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the kraut you’ve always dreamed of being. Trust us, it’s a wurst-case scenario if you don’t!

BOOM Minecraft SMP DYNAMITE GAME THREAD #1 (BOOOOOOOM EDITION)

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3846
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Get ready for some epic Minecraft mayhem on our server tonight! Join us for an outrageous All Star 8-Man Tag Team Match featuring the likes of Steve, Creeper, Enderman, and Zombie taking on Alex, Skeleton, Witch, and Slime. Who will come out on top in this epic battle of the blocks?

But that’s not all! Witness Darby Allin face off against the legendary Herobrine in a match for the ages. Can Darby overcome the supernatural powers of Herobrine, or will he fall victim to his mind games?

And don’t miss out on the showdown between Orange Steve and Villager Yuta. It’s a battle of wits and strength as these two square off in a race to build the ultimate base.

Plus, special guest appearances by Notch and Herobrine as they sign a contract for their upcoming showdown at the Minecraft Pay-Per-View event!

Join us tonight for all the madness and mayhem on our server – you won’t want to miss a single blocky moment!