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| Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 2068 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 18 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 22 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Magic Crystals Found: | 20 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 6 | Crops Grown: | 1158 |
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