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Blocky Bois – Minecraft Madness with a Side of Oldschool Runescape Banter

Achievement Diary, banter, blocky, Bois, combat adjustments, Communication, Diaries, Info, item adjustments, madness, Minecraft, Oldschool, Optimal quest guide, osrs, Project Rebalance, Quests, rs07, runescape, Side, skilling competition, Temple OSRS, twitter, twitter widget, undead pirates tweaks, varlamore CAs, Website, Wiki, Wise Old Man

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3750
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Void Armor Forged:	12
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Star Shards Collected:	190	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more updates than your grandma’s Facebook page! 🌟

Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because we have Undead Pirates sailing the seas, Varlamore CAs causing chaos, and so much more craziness that you won’t know what hit you!

But wait, there’s more! Our website is so cool, it’s like the Batmobile of Minecraft servers. And don’t even get me started on our Twitter – it’s lit 🔥

If you’re new here, don’t worry! We’ve got quests that will make you question your sanity and diaries that will have you saying “what in the blocky world is going on?!”

And if you think you’ve got what it takes, join our 2024 Skilling Competition and show off your skills. like a pro. Just remember, it’s not about winning, it’s about looking fabulous while doing it 💁‍♂️

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! And remember, if it’s not outrageous, it’s not worth playing! 💥🎮🚀

LazyCraft: Where even the creepers are too lazy to explode

anti-social, Apprentice, BELIEF, Celibate, conformism, CREEPERS, Demographic, explode, fed agents, hate, Individuality, Introverts, ISOLATION, Lazy, LazyCraft, loathe, NEET, nonconformity, Normalfags, outcast, Rebellion, rotten websites, Self Discovery, society

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8482
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Void Armor Forged:	22	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where fed agents are just NPCs trying to keep introverts entertained in this crazy online world. Join us if you’re an apprentice who hates normalfags but also wants to avoid the dreaded fate of celibacy and conformity.

On our server, you’ll find insane stories around every corner. Like the time a group of players built a giant watermelon castle and defended it against a horde of zombie llamas. Or the legendary quest to find the elusive diamond-encrusted unicorn that poops out emeralds.

But that’s not all! We also have modern HTML formatting for all your chatting needs. Want to make your message stand out? Just slap some bold tags on those important words and watch the magic happen.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the lolzy madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret to defeating the fed agents once and for all.

Blocky Banter: What’s Poppin’ Players?

activism, activism for change, anti-Trump memes, banter, blocky, correct the record, daily pay, internet activism, joe biden, meme warfare., online activism, paid posting, Palestinian statehood, Players, political discourse, Political Engagement, political memes, political resistance, poppin, Propaganda, resistance, social justice, social media, whats, Zionist regime

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	614
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	71
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we pay you DAILY to post anti-Trump memes, set the record straight on Joe Biden, and fight for Palestinian statehood against those pesky Zionists!

Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and of course, MASSIVE payouts for your meme skills. Who knew fighting for justice could be so profitable in the world of Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s take down those evil Zionists one block at a time!

The United States of Lava

America, American dream, commentary, culture, current events, Diversity, Government, humor, Identity, lava, melting pot, Multiculturalism, nationalism, patriotism, Politics, sarcasm, satire, Shaniquamerica, social commentary, society, States, Stereotypes, United, united states

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9790
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Secret Passages Found:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Mines Excavated:	2288	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server, where you can escape the boring real world and enter the wacky world of Shaniquamerica! Why settle for the United States of America when you can join our server and experience mind-blowing adventures?

Join us and build your own outrageous creations, like a skyscraper made entirely out of diamond blocks or a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano. Our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server, guarded by a flaming chicken with laser eyes. Will you be the one to find it and claim your legendary prize?

So why wait? Join our server now and become a citizen of Shaniquamerica, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

Newb 3D Studio: Where Creations Are Born… And Then Abandoned

3D studio, Abandoned, advancement, Born, Bravo, creations, Creative, debut, design, Development, Disappointment, flat circle, Gaming, Impressive.., innovation, models, new gen, NEWB, progress, simulation, Studio, Technology, Time, virtual reality, Yagoo

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6023
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Enchantments Applied:	252
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we promise you won’t have to wait 9 months for new updates! Unlike Yagoo’s failed 3D studio, we have 3D models galore and they’re constantly being added. Join us and experience a world where time is a flat circle, but in a good way!

NostalgicCraft: Where we debate if old Minecraft was better or we just miss the nostalgia!

building, childhood memories, Community, comparison, creativity, debate, Exploration, gameplay, Gaming, graphics, Minecraft, multiplayer, Nostalgia, NostalgicCraft, old minecraft, Opinions, Popular, Retro, Sandbox, Survival, Updates, video games

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9867
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Villages Defended:	18

Are you tired of hearing people say that old Minecraft was better? Well, we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate nostalgia trip that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the game.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a hidden diamond mine filled with riches beyond their wildest dreams. But here’s the twist – the diamonds were actually cursed and turned the player into a chicken for a whole week! Talk about a cluckin’ good time!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Creeper King, who rules over the land with an iron fist (or should I say, a green, explosive fist?). Join forces with other players to defeat the Creeper King and claim the throne for yourself. Just be prepared for a few explosions along the way!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret recipe for Notch’s famous enchanted golden apples!

Blocky Banter

advice, Appearance, banter, blackpill discussion, blocky, chance, Community, continue, cosmetic surgery, DELETED, encouragement, Enhancement, Feedback, Improvement, list, looksmaxxing, progress, self improvement, Support, surgeries, Thread, transformation

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9499
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Animals Bred:	19	Emeralds Found:	9972
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Dark Rituals Completed:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most blocky of players can looksmaxx to their heart’s content!

Picture this: you’re mining away in the depths of the world, when suddenly you stumble upon a magical thread that leads you to a secret advice center. The players there will give you tips on how to improve your blocky appearance and become the most stylish miner in all the land.

But beware, if you don’t follow their advice, your thread may mysteriously disappear before you can list all the surgeries you need. It’s a cutthroat world out there, but with the right guidance, you can become the most fashionable player on the server.

So come join us and start your journey to looksmaxx perfection! Who knows, you may even uncover some hidden secrets along the way.

GigCraft – Genshin Impact LOLz

ARLECCHINO, Arlecchino Web Event, BannerSim, Barbara, Character Teaser, Crimson Night Fades, Daily check-in rewards, Discover Traces, Discovery Collaboration, Explore Nature, Freedom-Sworn, genshin, genshin impact, GigCraft, guides, Impact, Kaedehara Kazuha, lolz, Maps, Neuvillette, Phantom of the Night, Redeemable Codes, The Song Burning in the Embers, Tome of the Eternal Flow, Two Worlds Aflame, useful links, Version 4.6, Wiki, Xingqiu, Yanfei

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	4205
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Mines Excavated:	2067
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Animals Bred:	58
Villages Defended:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than the burning embers in “The Song Burning in the Embers”? Well, look no further because our server is Two Worlds Aflame, where the Crimson Night Fades!

Join us for the Arlecchino Web Event where you can become the Phantom of the Night and wreak havoc until April 25th. But wait, there’s more! Dive into the Discovery Collaboration Web Event and Discover Traces, Explore Nature until June 15th.

Our current character banner features Neuvillette, Kaedehara Kazuha, Yanfei, Xingqiu, and Barbara – they’re all waiting for you to join the fun! And don’t miss out on our weapon banner with the Tome of the Eternal Flow and Freedom-Sworn.

But that’s not all! Get daily check-in rewards that are as permanent as your love for Minecraft. And if you need some extra goodies, redeem our GENSHINGIFT codes for some epic loot.

So what are you waiting for? Hop on our server and let’s make some crazy memories together. Who knows, you might even find the legendary Gig/ OP pastebin hidden somewhere in our world!

Minecraft Madness: Kino Casino Edition

Andy, Artificial Intelligence, Casino, commentary, Edition, Entertainment, follow, funny, Gaming, gaming industry, hilarious, humor, Kino, Kino Casino, madness, Minecraft, Observation, PPP, PRESENCE, Robots, social commentary, Technology

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3348
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2923	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Void Armor Forged:	22	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where robots follow The Kino Casino and PPP’s commentary will have you rolling on the floor laughing! And let’s not forget about Andy, who is just kind of there, being Andy.

Join us for a wild ride filled with INSANE adventures, where you can build the craziest structures and battle mythical creatures like flying llamas and dancing creepers. Our community is like no other, filled with quirky characters and endless possibilities.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted golden carrots! Don’t miss out on all the fun, join us today!

RanRuinsShinBloodline: The Minecraft Server of Shipping Chaos

Anime, BETRAYAL, Bloodline, Chaos, Conflict, couple, crime, detective, Drama, fanfiction, long trail, love, Manga, Minecraft, Mystery, otp, Ran, RanRuinsShinBloodline, relationship, ruin, Server, shinichi, Ship, shipping, Suspense

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7709
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Welcome to our totally epic Minecraft server where you can join in on the chaos and fun! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – on this server, if you don’t join, Ran will literally ruin Shinishi’s bloodline. Yes, you heard that right! So hop on and save the day by building, mining, and crafting your way to victory!