top the gurren song Minecraft Servers

top the gurren song Minecraft Servers

  • CraftyCreeperJewDefense

    CraftyCreeperJewDefense
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    Players: 93/100 Votes: 3613
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 9 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Chimeras Created: 4
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u know how elon musk is, like, out there doing his thing with tesla and spacex and all that jazz? well, turns out he gave a speech at some, like, far right party or whatever and now everyone’s freaking out about the security of jews worldwide. like, what even is that? anyway, if u wanna escape all that drama and just have a good time, come join our minecraft server! we got, like, crazy builds and epic adventures waiting for u. plus, no far right speeches allowed here, just good vibes and blocky fun. so, like, forget about all that noise and come play with us!

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  • Opposite Spring Slinky Land

    Opposite Spring Slinky Land
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    Players: 93/900 Votes: 3913
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 21 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Ores Mined: 3125
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 11
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Fairy Circles Danced In: 7
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 19 Legendary Scepters Created: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, imagine a Minecraft server where everything is topsy turvy and slinky toys are like, the main currency. Instead of mining for diamonds, you gotta collect slinkies to trade with other players. And get this, the slinky toys work exactly the opposite way regular springs do despite having a similar shape. You can bounce around like a maniac and do crazy flips and stuff. It’s like a trampoline on steroids, bro. Plus, there’s a secret underground slinky society where you can join and become the ultimate slinky master. So, like, join this server and experience the wacky world of slinkies in Minecraft. It’s gonna blow your mind, dude.

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  • Neuro Rhythm Craft

    Neuro Rhythm Craft
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    Players: 91/500 Votes: 7930
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 8 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Glorious Feasts Held: 5 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Buildings Constructed: 31 Lunar Scepters Activated: 12
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 4 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that like, stimulates your vagus nerve? well, look no further cuz this server is all about that neuromodulation life, baby! we got crazy diseases and stuff, but don’t worry cuz we gonna take into account your body’s own rhythms and make you feel all kinds of good vibes. join now for a wild ride of brain stimulation and virtual adventures!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Squirrel’s Gaze Land 1.20.3

    Squirrel’s Gaze Land 1.20.3
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    Players: 110/200 Votes: 4231
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 4 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Wyrmholes Dug: 8 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
    Herobrine Sightings: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
    Towns Built: 6 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2

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    Yo, bro, do you ever feel like squirrels are secretly spying on us? Well, on this epic Minecraft server, you can join and become friends with the squirrel overlords! They will guide you to hidden treasures and secret realms beyond your wildest dreams. Plus, rumor has it that if you befriend enough squirrels, you’ll unlock the power to fly in the game. So what are you waiting for? Join now and embrace the squirrel revolution!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • WeedTradeWithMom-in-Law

    WeedTradeWithMom-in-Law
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    Players: 109/1000 Votes: 2530
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Treasure Maps Found: 10 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 20 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2
    Zombie Dances: 3 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can trade virtual weed with alien stepmothers for cash and hash! Join us for a wild ride filled with secret deals, hidden joints, and unexpected drama. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of this out-of-this-world experience – join now and let the chaos begin!

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  • PleasureCraft SMP

    PleasureCraft SMP
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    Players: 102/200 Votes: 8486
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Magical Moments Shared: 30 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5

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    Yo bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s lit AF. We got flying pigs, dancing cows, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds. And get this, the owner is actually a talking llama who gives out free enchanted gear every Tuesday. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself hangs out in the Nether and challenges players to dance battles. So if you wanna experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life, join us now and become part of the craziest community ever! Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • DrinkAndDigMC

    DrinkAndDigMC
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    Players: 91/900 Votes: 6153
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 4 Crystal Caves Mapped: 6
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 48 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Animals Bred: 117
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 13 Phantom Blocks Placed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers where death doesn’t even buy you a drink before kicking you out? Well, look no further because on our server, death not only buys you a drink, but also challenges you to a game of Minecraft PVP before sending you on your merry way to the afterlife!

    Join us for epic battles, crazy challenges, and the chance to outsmart death itself. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become best buds with the Grim Reaper and get VIP access to the underworld nightclub. So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe and join us for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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  • CraftyMuskTangenPressLeak

    CraftyMuskTangenPressLeak
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    Players: 103/400 Votes: 7986
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Love Letters Sent: 9 Epic Battles Fought: 10
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 18
    Villages Defended: 16 Orbs of Power Found: 9
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, you gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, yo. why, you ask? well, lemme tell ya.

    first off, we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. but watch out, there’s a dragon guarding it. yeah, a freakin’ dragon. but don’t worry, we tamed it with our epic building skills.

    also, we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano. it’s like a thrill ride, but in minecraft. and guess what? if you survive the ride, you get a free enchanted sword.

    oh, and did i mention we have a pet zombie pigman named bob? he’s super friendly and loves to give out hugs. but be careful, he’s a bit clumsy and might accidentally set you on fire.

    so, yeah, join our server and experience the most insane adventures you’ll ever have in minecraft. plus, you’ll get to hang out with cool peeps like me. what more could you ask for?

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  • Bowl Drum Beats Server

    Bowl Drum Beats Server
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    Players: 110/600 Votes: 2992
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Cosmic Pies Baked: 3
    Animals Bred: 106 Mysterious Portals Opened: 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 17
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 10 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2

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    so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin’ in this minecraft server, right? and suddenly, you hear the most epic drum solo ever. like, it’s so lit, you can’t help but join in and start jammin’ out with your fellow players.

    but wait, there’s more! not only do we have sick drum solos, but we also have a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of breakdancing. yeah, you heard me right. llamas breakdancing. it’s a sight to behold, let me tell ya.

    oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, we have those too. they soar through the sky, leaving trails of glitter and rainbows in their wake. it’s like a magical fairy tale, but with bacon.

    so, if you’re lookin’ for a minecraft server that’s not just about building and surviving, but also about epic drum solos, breakdancing llamas, and flying pigs, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it.

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  • Whale Mama Energy Quest

    Whale Mama Energy Quest
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    Players: 90/900 Votes: 8051
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 6 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 5 Dragons Tamed: 4
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 8
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7
    Magic Items Found: 2931 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3

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    come join our epic minecraft server where we have humpback whale mothers as our protectors! they travel over 3,000 miles without food just to birth and nourish their 2,600-pound calves, now that’s dedication! but watch out, climate change and marine heatwaves are making their food supply disappear, so you better join our server quick before they all starve! plus, who wouldn’t want to play on a server with giant whales as their guardians? it’s like free protection from any pesky griefers or mobs trying to ruin your day. so come on over and experience the thrill of surviving in a world where humpback whales rule the land (or water, technically). it’s a whale of a time, trust us! 🐋🌊🎮

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