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Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 3207 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Dragons Tamed: | 0 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 16 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 22 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
Farms Harvested: | 731 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret potion dat makes u invincible for 69 hours straight. trust me, u gonna need it when u face off against our boss mobs, like the legendary Ender Dragon with a mustache made of pure gold.
oh, and did i mention we have a special event where u can ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie villagers? it’s like a rodeo from hell, but with more explosions and less cowboys.
so what are u waiting for? come join us on dis server and experience the ultimate minecraft madness. just be careful not to fall into a pit of lava while laughing at our ridiculous stories.