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MangoCraft: Where Reading is OP

Book, comedy, confusion, Entertainment, Fiction, Food, Fruit, funny, humor, JOKE, literary, Literature, mango, mangocraft, misunderstanding, orange, perplexed, puzzled, reading, sarcasm

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1942
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Emeralds Found:	6660	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old buildings and landscapes? Well, look no further, because our server is like a juicy mango waiting to be devoured!

Join us and experience the thrill of exploring a world where the trees are made of candy canes and the rivers flow with chocolate milk. Don’t believe us? Just ask our resident mango expert, who will guide you through the orange wonders of our server.

But beware, for lurking in the shadows are mischievous mango bandits who will stop at nothing to steal your precious fruit. Will you be able to protect your mangoes and survive in this zany world?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, once you go mango, you’ll never go back!

Crafty Killers & Marrying Miners – Where Minecraft meets twisted humor! LOL

Crafty, Generate, humor, kill, kill rape marry, Killers, list, lol, long trail, Marry, marrying, meets, Minecraft, miners, Order, rape, tags, Twisted, up to 20

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9582
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71	Chimeras Created:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Alien Abductions:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the rules are simple: kill, rape, marry. In that order, of course!

Join us for a wild ride where you can unleash your inner savage and dominate the virtual world. Want to take out your enemies in the most brutal way possible? Go for it! Feel like marrying a pig for some reason? Sure, why not!

But be warned, things can get pretty crazy on our server. One time, a player built an entire castle out of TNT and blew it up just for fun. Another player tamed a zombie and rode it around like a trusty steed.

So if you’re ready for some insane adventures and hilarious moments, come join us on our server. Just remember, it’s all in good fun (we promise)!

Pixelated Panda Palace

Appearance, Asiatic, cultural identity, ethnicity, Identity, introspection, Palace, Panda, pixelated, Questioning, racial identity, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-confidence, self-doubt, self-exploration, self-identity, self-image, self-perception

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7817
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Emeralds Found:	179
Falling into the Void:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Magic Items Found:	2894	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further because on our server, you can customize your character to look as Asiatic as you want! From kawaii anime eyes to epic samurai armor, the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Panda King, who roams the land on a giant panda mount, spreading joy and bamboo wherever he goes. Join our server and you might just catch a glimpse of this majestic creature!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the mystical Noodle Sword, rumored to be hidden deep within the Great Ramen Temple. Legend has it that whoever wields this sword will have the power to summon a noodle tsunami to wash away their enemies!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience!

Crafty Breeders R Us

Breeders, breeding, breeding goals, breeding guidelines, breeding management, breeding practices, breeding process, breeding program, breeding resources, breeding selection, breeding stock, breeding strategies, breeding techniques, Crafty, genetic diversity, genetics, material, Reproduction, selective breeding, Thread

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9545
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Enchantments Applied:	51
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Meteorites Collected:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic breeding material thread you’ll ever see! Why settle for boring old cows and pigs when you can breed mythical creatures like unicorns and dragons? Our players have created some insane hybrids, like a half-enderman, half-creeper monstrosity that will blow your mind (and your base)!

But that’s not all – our breeding material thread is also home to the rarest and most valuable mobs in the game. Want a pet zombie that does your bidding? How about a skeleton horse that shoots flaming arrows? We’ve got it all, and more!

So come join our server and dive into the world of crazy creature creations. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to discover the next legendary breed that will go down in Minecraft history!

Welcome to LittleDigPlanet – the server where you can dig a hole to Bedrock and still get lost at spawn!

1.20.2, 10+ Year History, Age 25+, Area Claim, bedrock, Community, Creative Server, Dig, Discord, hard difficulty, Hole, legacy server, LittleDigPlanet, Lost, Max Render Distance, Minecraft, Moderator, new map, No-Claims, Peak Times, Ranks, Server, Smaller Community, Spawn, Vanilla, Whitelist, world border

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2205
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Minecraft Server Details
Server Type	Vanilla
New Map Start Date	June 9th, 2023
World Border	10k blocks in every direction, expandable
Player Count	8-12 players online at peak times
Render View Distance	32 Chunks
Difficulty	Hard

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. What are the server rules?

We request players to be aged 25 or above, avoid annoying behavior, and do not use area claim plugins.

2. Can I apply to become a moderator on the server?

No, we do not appoint moderators or have any ranks in the server. All players, including the server owners, play by the same rules.

3. How can I join the server?

Join our Discord server using the provided link in the description and introduce yourself. We will whitelist you after getting to know you.

4. Are there any exceptions to the vanilla experience?

Enderman and Creeper griefing are turned off, and we use some plugins for grief protection and chat functionality.

5. Do you have a separate creative or legacy server?

Yes, we have a Creative server for building and a Legacy server to view previous maps.

For any other questions or concerns, feel free to ask in our Discord server!

Minefort VS Hypixel

Adventure, BUILD, Challenges, Community, Competition, Custom, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Explore, Factions, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, PvP, Quests, Realms, Roleplay, Sandbox, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	8794
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Chimeras Created:	1

Pros of Hypixel	Cons of Hypixel
Many game modes	Requires premium Minecraft account
Large player base	Can be crowded and laggy
Regularly updated with new features	Can be overwhelming for new players

Pros of Minefort	Cons of Minefort
Full-featured free Minecraft server hosting platform	Lacks the same level of variety in game modes as Hypixel
Access to full FTP for customization	May have less players compared to Hypixel
No need for premium Minecraft account	Less frequent updates compared to Hypixel

FAQ

Q: What are the main differences between Hypixel and Minefort?

A: Hypixel offers a wide variety of game modes and has a large player base, but requires a premium Minecraft account and can be overwhelming for new players. Minefort, on the other hand, is a free server hosting platform with full FTP access for customization, but may have less players and game mode variety compared to Hypixel.

Q: Can I play on both Hypixel and Minefort?

A: Yes, you can play on both Hypixel and Minefort. Hypixel requires a premium Minecraft account, while Minefort is free to use.

Q: Which server is better for beginners?

A: Minefort may be better for beginners due to its simplicity and free access, while Hypixel can be overwhelming for new players with its many game modes and crowded environment.

Crafty Dictators Minecraft Server – Build your empire with Hitler and Stalin!

Alan Hiller, attractiveness, BUILD, bumble, Crafty, dating app, dictators, Empire, Gay Men, GRINDR, hinge, hitler, Joseph Starvin, London, Los Angeles, Men, messages, Minecraft, mustaches, new york city, painter, Secretary, Server, STALIN, Tinder, Toronto, Women

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9142
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Dimension Hops:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will answer life’s most burning questions? Look no further than our server, where we debate the age-old question: Who’s hotter, Hitler or Stalin?

Join our server and embark on a quest to determine the most attractive dictator in history. We’ve set up dating profiles for both men in cities across the globe, and the results are shocking!

Alan Hiller, the sexy painter, and Joseph Starvin, the sultry secretary, have captured the hearts of thousands on dating apps like Hinge, Bumble, Tinder, and Grindr. Women can’t get enough of Joseph, while men are swooning over Alan.

So, if you want to be part of this wild experiment and find out which dictator reigns supreme in the looks department, join our server now! Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

Crafting Memes Server: ‘/int/ webm thread’ – Where memes come to life in blocky form!

blocky, Community, CONTENT, Crafting, culture, Digital, Diverse, Entertainment, form, forum, Global, Int, International, internet, Life, memes, multimedia, ONLINE, post, Server, sharing, social media, Thread, Videos, webm, webms

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4545
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Crops Grown:	9850
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old content? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of blocks! Join us for a chance to witness the most epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mobs, like the legendary Cactus Chicken and the majestic Rainbow Sheep. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to shoot fireballs from your nostrils!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing adventures that Minecraft has to offer. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

MineSkyrim Minecraft server

Adventure, bedrock, Creatures, cross platform server, Dark Souls system, Dungeon, Exploration, Factions, java, Map, Minecraft, MineSkyrim, Monsters, role playing, RPG, Server, Story, Tamriel Skyrim, whiterun, Windhelm

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8756
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Dragon Eggs Found:	5949
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Meteorites Collected:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Void Gems Collected:	34
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Love Letters Sent:	17
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

MineSkyrim – server for Bedrock and Java!

• THIS IS A RPG SERVER WITHOUT WIPES!

✅ is waiting for you

Factions: Join Skyrim factions such as Whiterun, Windhelm, etc.

2. WORLD OF SKYRIM: The server is located entirely in Tamriel Skyrim! Do not believe? Here’s the map:

3. Our own story: we will tell and create our own story of what Skyrim was and will be

4.Dungeon and Dark Souls system: play as you want! You can join factions or you can be a loner, exploring dungeons filled with creatures and monsters!

❗5. CROSS-PLATFORM SERVER: you can play on the server with Java or Bedrock!

Links

n31.joinserver.xyz:25656

DustBusters Minecraft Server

confusion, consequences, Decision making, disbelief, dust settled, DustBusters, hindsight, hindsight bias, hindsight is 20/20, Minecraft, MISTAKES, now.., perplexity, Questioning, rationalization, Reflection, second guessing, Server, shock, thinking, what the fuck

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	8058
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Alien Abductions:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7198

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of absolute chaos! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of rabid chickens, or if you’re brave enough to face off against a giant, fire-breathing llama boss.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic dance-offs. Rumor has it that if you can out-dance Blocky Bob, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted disco ball that grants you unlimited power.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most mind-blowing, WTF-inducing Minecraft experience of your life!