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Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 4325 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 10 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 | Buildings Constructed: | 27 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 | Wilderness Tamed: | 16 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY WHERE THE VILLAGERS THROW WILD PARTIES EVERY NIGHT. AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT JUST STUMBLE UPON A CHEST FULL OF GOLDEN CARROTS.
ALSO, DID I MENTION OUR ENDER DRAGON IS A VEGETARIAN? YEAH, HE ONLY EATS TOFU AND KALE. SO IF YOU WANNA JOIN A SERVER THAT’S STRANGER THAN FICTION, COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US.
PLUS, WE HAVE A SQUAD OF SHEEP THAT CAN BEATBOX BETTER THAN ANY HUMAN. WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER!