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CraftyMcCraftFace – Where even the numbers have a sense of humor! #464613884

Adventure, comedy, COSPLAY, CraftyMcCraftFace, culture, Dago, Escapade, Experience, Exploration, FANTASY, Foreign, Friends, Fun, Gaming, humor, Japan, josh, Larping, newfag, Numbers, peak, Roleplaying, sense, travel

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9296
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Villages Defended:	20
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Star Shards Collected:	172	Meteorites Collected:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	100	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4383

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, where the winner gets a golden feather that grants them the power to fly! And don’t worry about griefers, because our admin team is made up of highly trained ninja penguins who will protect your creations with their icy breath.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that deep within our server lies a secret portal to a dimension made entirely of cheese. Will you be brave enough to explore its gooey depths? Join us now and find out!

CowCraft: Where Normal Cattle Think They’re Players!

alcohol, Allowance, Attempt, cattle, CowCraft, Distracted, DYNASTY, emancipate, Entertained, Escape, fast food, Genuinely, jangling keys, mc burger, normal, normalcattle, parents, Pitiful, Players, progeny, slaves, spend, Theyre, think.., tobacco

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5965
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	99
Villages Defended:	19	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Zombie Dances:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Crops Grown:	6733
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	26

Are you tired of being a normal cattle in the Minecraft world? Do you want to escape the mundane life of pitiful allowances and jangling keys? Then join our server where you can be anything but normal!

On our server, you can escape the chains of normalcy and become a true Minecraft legend. Our parents don’t make any attempt to emancipate their dynasty, but that’s okay because you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling mobs to care!

Forget about fast food and tobacco, on our server, the only thing you’ll be addicted to is the thrill of adventure. So come join us and break free from the shackles of normalcy. Who needs a Mc Burger when you can have a Minecraft feast fit for a king? Join now and start living your best blocky life!

SerialCraft: Where even the creepers are better at relationships than her ex!

controversy, CREEPERS, gossip, Infamous, judgement, Marriage, marrying, masturbator, public perception, relationships, Rumors, scandal, Serial, SerialCraft, social norms, societal expectations, speculation, stigma, tabloid, TEASED, Unconventional, unconventional relationships

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6376
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Void Gems Collected:	29	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in the blocky world! Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows down to its clucking majesty. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Chicken, you will be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also where the infamous serial masturbator found love and got married. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be the perfect place to find true love? So come join us and see if you can find your soulmate among the pixelated chaos.

KpopCraft: Where Arab, Latinx, and Central Asian Females Rule the Minecraft World!

appreciation, arab, asian, central, Central Asian, culture, Diversity, Entertainment, Fandom, Females, Global, Identity, influence, Kpop, KpopCraft, Latinx, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, Music, Phenomenon, representation, rule, social media, Stereotypes, trend, world

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	3926
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is where all the cool kids hang out!

Join us and you’ll find a community of Arab, Latinx, and Central Asian females who are obsessed with Kpop for some reason. Maybe it’s because our server is so lit that even Kpop stars can’t resist joining in on the fun!

We’ve got crazy events like virtual Kpop concerts where players can show off their best dance moves and win epic prizes. Plus, our server is so diverse that you’ll never run out of new friends to meet and adventures to go on.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wildest Minecraft ride of your life! Who knows, you might even become the next Kpop sensation in the Minecraft world.

Pixel Peepers Playground: Where Kiara’s Tits Swing and Creepers Explode!

CREEPERS, explode, Kiaras, Peepers, PIXEL, Playground, SWING, tits

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6342
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	4774	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with more drama than a soap opera! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants a piece of the action. We have more diamonds than a rapper’s grill and more creepers than a haunted house on Halloween.

During her streams, our admin once accidentally turned a pig into a flying unicorn with a magic wand. True story, bro. And don’t even get us started on the time our players built a roller coaster that went straight to the moon.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a herd of cats on catnip, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

Crafty McCraftface: Where ‘play ffxiv!’ is just a suggestion

Adventure, Battles, catgirls, Character customization, Crafty, Dungeons, Exploration, fantasy world, FFXIV, Final Fantasy, Gaming, Gaming Community, leveling up, Magic, McCraftface, mmorpg, multiplayer, online gaming, Play, play ffxiv, Quests, role-playing game, suggestion, video games, virtual world

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	2299
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Mines Excavated:	4665	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, come join our server where we have CATGIRLS! That’s right, you can have your very own catgirl companion to help you mine for diamonds and fight off creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama-riding wizards who can grant you special powers like flying and invisibility. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples at the bottom of the ocean guarded by a giant squid named Squishy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the most epic and ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life!

Blocky Virgins Unite! Minecraft Server – Where even creepers get more action than you!

action, blocky, CREEPERS, double standards, incel, involuntary virgin, judgment, Masculinity, Minecraft, Misogyny, peer pressure, relationships, Respect, seduction, self esteem, self worth, Server, sex, social norms, societal expectations, societal pressures, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity, unite, VIRGINITY, Virgins

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	7415
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Votes:	1072	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Divine Spears Created:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Zombie Dances:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8

Are you tired of listening to advice from involuntary virgins? Want to join a Minecraft server where only the most seductive players are allowed? Look no further! Our server is filled with players who have successfully seduced countless mobs and villagers. Join us and learn the ways of the seduction master! Who needs diamonds when you can have charm? Holy kek, this server is where the real players are at!

Egirl Emporium: Where Friendship is Optional and Diamonds are Forever

diamonds, EGirl, egirls, Emporium, female friendships, friendship, gender dynamics, Gender Roles, internet culture, Loneliness, mental health, Misogyny, online communities, online interactions, Optional, relationships, self worth, social dynamics, social isolation, social media, Stereotypes, support systems, toxic masculinity, validation

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8118
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	429	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	21
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where egirls unite in a quest to find true friendship and avoid thirsty gamers! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, hilarious memes, and maybe even a little bit of drama (but only the good kind, we promise).

Our server is the perfect place for egirls to come together and show the world that they can be besties too, despite what the rumors may say. Plus, we have a strict no-thirsty-gamers policy, so you can rest assured that you’ll only be surrounded by genuine friendships and wholesome vibes.

So come on, join us and see why all the cool egirls are hanging out here. Who knows, you might just find your new BFF (or at least a hilarious meme or two). Let’s show the world that egirls can stick together and have a blast while doing it!

DesensitizedCraft: Where zombies are just misunderstood neighbors and creepers are your new BFFs

begging, BFF’s, coping mechanisms, CREEPERS, desensitization, desensitization process, desensitization to explicit content, desensitization to violence, desensitized, DesensitizedCraft, effect, emotional numbness, emotional response, Gore, mental health, misunderstood, neighbors, porn, pray more, Psychology, sensitivity, SUICIDE, Trauma, triggers, zombies

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3216
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing that will truly shock you is how epic our gameplay is! Forget about gore and porn, we’ve got creepers exploding and zombies chasing after you – now that’s real horror!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of surviving in a world where the only thing you’ll be begging for is more diamonds. Our server is so addicting, you’ll be praying for more time to play (and maybe for a little luck with those rare drops).

So come on, leave the real world behind and dive into our crazy Minecraft adventure. Who needs therapy when you’ve got a pickaxe and a whole world to explore? Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your sleep schedule might).

YeehawCraft: Where American hegemony is worse than creepers

American, American hegemony, bad, control, CREEPERS, freedom, global dominance, global economy, Global influence, global leadership, global politics, global power, hegemonic, hegemony, imperialism, influence, international relations, military supremacy, power, SUPERPOWER, united states, wealth, world domination, WORSE, YeehawCraft

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7823
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	53
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Tired of American hegemony ruining all the fun in the world? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the clutches of freedom and wealth brought upon by the evil Americans! Join us and experience a world where chaos reigns supreme and you can build your wildest dreams without the oppressive influence of the red, white, and blue. So come on, join us and stick it to the man by playing some blocks!