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| Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 4756 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Towns Built: | 3 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 10 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Votes: | 7926 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 11 |
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