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| Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 1850 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 5 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 13 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Villages Defended: | 12 |
| Alien Abductions: | 0 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
Join us and be the first player to have 20+ diamond blocks, three enchanted swords, and a parrot named Brian Callahan. We stick with our starting QBs like glue, just like the Titans sticking with Will Levis (sorry, Sam Darnold).
Jerry Jones may have no regrets about not signing Derrick Henry, but you’ll regret not joining our server when you see Cowboys players talking about playing “little league football” and accusing other teams of playing dirty.
But don’t worry, we’ve got the GOAT Sean Payton on our side, hyping up players like Bo Nix and making sure everyone knows that Skylar Thompson’s chest injury won’t hold him back from dominating the game.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and show off your Minecraft skills while we cheer on the Rams (because who needs Patrick Mahomes when you’ve got a diamond sword?) Go Rams!
