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Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 6740 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Ores Mined: | 6186 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 9 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 13 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 18 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 8 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 |
Farms Harvested: | 330 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2579 |
Experience the thrill of training bra shopping and the joy of becoming a woman at the ripe old age of 12! Beware, though, because according to our server lore, men can get you pregnant and your body can magically carry a child.
But don’t worry, our server is a safe space where inappropriate conversations are not allowed. Unless, of course, your brother-in-law decides to drop by and start spouting off uncomfortable truths.
So come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions, family drama, and questionable parenting decisions. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?