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Fired Golden Jew Girl Hire Minecraft SMP

aew, Alicia Atout, backstage politics, Big Bill, Brian Cage, Dasha, ddp, FIRED, girl, girl hired, Golden, Golden Jew, hire, jew, Melissa Santos, Minecraft, mjf, Moxley, professional wrestling, relationships, Renee Young, smp, TONY KHAN, Top Guys, wrestling

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	8445
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Enchantments Applied:	185
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Dragons Tamed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s juicier than the latest wrestling drama? Well, look no further because our server is filled with more twists and turns than a soap opera! Join now and witness the epic saga of Dasha getting fired for not being in a wrestling power couple, only to be replaced by Alicia Atout and Melissa Santos who are basically hired because of their significant others. It’s like a game of chess, but with more drama and less checkmates. Who needs wrestling when you can join our SMP and witness the real battles unfold? Trust us, you won’t be able to look away from the screen!

TinyTweakMC SMP

daily routine, goal-setting, growth mindset., habits, healthy habits, incremental progress, lifestyle change, Long-term impact, mindset shift, motivation, personal growth, Positive Change, positive impact, self development, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, self-discipline, small steps, smallest change, smp, TinyTweakMC

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	1236
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Gods Slained:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, wackiest server you’ll ever play on!

Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig! Build your base in the clouds and fend off attacks from an army of evil chickens!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. And rumor has it, there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos!

CraftyCashMC

aspirations, budgeting, CraftyCashMC, dream life, dreams, financial freedom, Financial Security, fulfillment, future planning, goals, Happiness, Investments, lifestyle change, luxury, MONEY, personal growth, savings, self improvement, success, wealth

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	2268
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Villages Defended:	20
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Imagine a world where you can turn that $1 mil. into virtual diamonds and build the most epic Minecraft castle ever seen! Join our server and become the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom. With our endless resources and crazy mini-games, you’ll never want to leave. Who needs real life when you can live out your wildest Minecraft dreams on our server? So come on, join us and let’s turn that $1 mil. into a Minecraft empire!

KyivDroneAttack Minecraft Server

activism, alexei navalny, assassination attempt, dissent, drone attack, international relations, investigative journalism, Kyiv Region, KyivDroneAttack, Minecraft, opposition leader, Politics, protest, russia, Russian, security measures, Server, Surveillance, targeted killing, Ukraine, Vladimir Putin, world news, Wounded

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	4629
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	154	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have DRONES ATTACKING russian opposition leaders in the kyiv region!!! like wtf that’s some next level shizz right there. if you wanna be part of the action and witness some crazy stuff happening, then this is the place for you. plus, we have unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts and flying pigs that drop diamonds. like, what more could you want in a server?? so come on, join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

DesperateCraft: Ukraine Exodus

Army, call to arms, Combat, Conflict, conscription, Crisis, Defense, DesperateCraft, Duty, eastern europe, enlistment, exodus, Military, national security, patriotism, Recruitment, soldiers, Ukraine, volunteer, War, Young men

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2695
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	66	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we train ukraine’s next generation of soldiers!!! we need all the help we can get to defend against the zombie pigmen invasion!!! plus, rumor has it that herobrine himself is lurking in the shadows, waiting to challenge the bravest players to a duel!!! join us now and show off your mad skills in pvp battles, epic quests, and building the most epic bases ever seen in minecraft history!!! don’t miss out on the chance to be a hero and save ukraine from certain doom!!!

ArtisticCraft: Enhancing Life’s Meaning

art, Art Therapy, artistic experiences, ArtisticCraft, Coherence, creativity, cultural engagement, emotional well being, ENGAGEMENT, Enhancing, fulfillment, Happiness, life satisfaction, Lifes, Meaning, meaning in life, mindfulness, personal growth, psychological well-being, purpose, research, Self-expression, Significance, study

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5961
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Holy Grails Found:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

so, like, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz it will, like, totally give u a sense of purpose in life, man. like, u will be building epic structures and creating art in the form of pixelated blocks. it’s like, ur life will have so much more meaning when u join dis server.

u will feel so much more coherent and significant, like ur existence will have a whole new level of awesomeness. u will be part of a community of builders and artists, all coming together to create a world of wonder and magic.

so, like, join dis server and unlock the secrets of life through the power of minecraft. u will never look at art the same way again, bro. it’s gonna be, like, totally mind-blowing.

Elemental SMP

120server, 120smp, Abilities, Air, Airborn, Atlanticus, Avatar, AvatarCraft, Avatarlastairbender, Bending, Bendingserver, Custom, Earth, Earthling, Economy, Element, Elemental, Elemental SMP, Elementcraft, ELEMENTS, Engaging, Fire, Fun, Hell Child, legendofkorra, Minecraft, Progression, ProjectKorra, PvP, Quests, Server, smp, Survival, Water

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7097
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Secret Passages Found:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

The Elemental SMP is a custom Minecraft survival server that allows players to select one of four Elements: Airborn, Hell Child, Atlanticus, and Earthling. Each element has special pros and cons and abilities that are unlocked through progression with Quests. Every player gets to experience special abilities that make their survival experience more engaging and fun.

mc.elementalmc.co:20175

Breadcraft: Where you knead to fight for your loaf of bread in the oven of PvP chaos!

ADD, admins, adult server, Bread, BreadCraft, Chaos, Crafters, Discord, Fight, finishing touches, Friends, Join, Joris94, knead, LOAF, looking for, Minecraft, miners, New server, Open, Oven, Play, PvP, Server, smp, Summer, Teams

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9600
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Emeralds Found:	9040	Players Killed by Monsters:	2058
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	New Minecraft Server
Discord	Join our Discord
Opening Date	Soon after the summer
Admins Needed	Yes

FAQ

Question	Answer
When will the server open?	The server will open soon after the summer.
What kind of server is it?	We are creating an adult server where players can play Minecraft with friends in teams.
How can I join the Discord?	You can join our Discord server by clicking on the link provided above.
Are admins still needed?	Yes, we are still looking for admins for the server.

ForgottenFails Minecraft Server

Country, Failure, failure in country, failure in country too, failure in your country, failure in your country too, Forgotten, forgotten failure, forgotten failure in country, forgotten failure in country too, forgotten failure in your country too, forgotten in country, forgotten in country too, forgotten in your country, forgotten in your country too, ForgottenFails, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5502
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Are you tired of being a forgotten failure in your country? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape for all the misfits and outcasts of society! Join us and be a part of a community where being a failure is celebrated!

On our server, you can build your own castle made entirely out of cheese, ride on flying pigs, and battle against an army of evil llamas. We also have a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance like a chicken with its head cut off.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll receive a free pet zombie that will follow you around and do your bidding. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet that grants wishes when you flush it.

So don’t waste another minute being a forgotten failure in your country, join our Minecraft server and become a legend in your own right!

Minecraft SMP: NegroniNation

alcohol, bar, bar scene, celebration, cheers, cocktails, Drinking, excess, Friends, Fun, happy hour, indulgence, Minecraft, mixed drinks, Negroni, NegroniNation, nightlife, ordering drinks, partying, second round, smp, socializing, temptation

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1160
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Star Shards Collected:	229	Chimeras Created:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	14

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player accidentally built a roller coaster that launched them straight into a pit of lava. But instead of being mad, they couldn’t stop laughing at the ridiculousness of it all. That’s the kind of energy we have here – pure, unadulterated chaos!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Negroni Bar, where players can indulge in not one, but TWO god damn fucking Negronis! Because why stop at one when you can double the fun, right? Trust us, you’ll need those drinks to cope with the insanity that unfolds on a daily basis.

So if you’re ready to embrace the madness, join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP. Just remember, anything goes here – from accidental roller coaster deaths to impromptu dance parties in the Nether. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

BanBlockz Minecraft SMP

BanBlockz, banned activities, banned behaviors, banned conduct, criminalized behaviors, criminalized conduct, forbidden practices, illegal activities, illegal behaviors, illegal practices, illicit activities, Minecraft, outlawed behavior, outlawed practices, prohibited actions, prohibited behaviors, restricted actions, restricted behaviors, restricted conduct, smp, unlawful actions, unlawful deeds

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2592
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3120
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Falling into the Void:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP where we have the most ridiculous rules ever! We’ve made it illegal to build anything other than giant statues of chickens because, well, chickens are the true rulers of this world. And don’t even think about mining diamonds – those are reserved for the llamas that roam our server, who have declared themselves the rightful owners of all shiny things.

But that’s not all – we also have a strict ban on using any tools other than wooden pickaxes, because we believe in the power of simplicity. And if you’re caught wearing anything other than a pumpkin on your head, you’ll be sentenced to a lifetime of farming nothing but carrots.

So if you’re looking for a truly unique Minecraft experience filled with absurd rules and wacky adventures, join our server today and see if you can survive in our crazy world of chaos and chickens!