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Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 1595 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 9 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 43 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
But don’t worry, that’s not the only reason to join our server. We also have epic battles, insane builds, and a thriving economy that will make you feel like a virtual millionaire. Plus, our staff is always on hand to help with any issues you may encounter – whether it’s a pesky creeper blowing up your house or a player stealing your diamonds.
So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where anything can happen – including getting a surprise visit from our resident masturbator. You won’t regret it…probably.