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FoodieFrenzy Minecraft Server

active lifestyle, consideration, Dinner, Division, electrician, equality, Exertion, Fairness, flatmate, food consumption, FoodieFrenzy, Household, housemates, Minecraft, new job, office jobs, physically demanding, Resentment, Server, sharing, Survival

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7741
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of equal distribution of resources, just like in real life! Join us and experience a world where everyone gets their fair share of diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples.

Imagine a world where “Alex” can’t hog all the diamonds and leave you with nothing but coal. On our server, everyone works hard to mine those precious resources and share them equally. No more feeling like the underdog just because you’re the newest player in town.

So come on over and join us for a fair and fun Minecraft experience. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond the size of “Alex’s” ego!

DivorceCraft: Splitting the Loot

assets, children, death, DivorceCraft, Estate Planning, family, finances, Financial Planning, financial responsibility, Financial Security, Inheritance, Legacy, long-term planning, Loot, Marriage, marriage agreement, remarriage, Remarried, retirement fund, retirement plan, second wife, splitting

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7554
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of financial planning even in the virtual world? Look no further than our server, where we take account sharing to a whole new level!

Join us and experience the thrill of splitting your retirement fund with your in-game spouse if one of you happens to die first. But wait, there’s a twist – if your in-game spouse decides to remarry, you’ll only get half of your retirement fund, because let’s face it, their new virtual partner should have their own financial plan!

Don’t worry about your hard-earned virtual retirement going to waste on someone else’s in-game shopping spree. Join our server and protect your virtual assets for the future of your virtual children, who may or may not exist one day after your in-game demise.

So come on, join us and be a part of the most financially responsible Minecraft server out there. Who knew retirement planning could be so entertaining?

WildCraft73: WWF Edition

1970, animal conservation, Biodiversity, climate change, conservation, Decline, Deforestation, ecological crisis, Edition, Endangered species, Environment, Extinction, global warming, habitat loss, Plunge, populations, species decline, WildCraft73, wildlife, wildlife preservation, wildlife protection, wwf

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	883
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Come join our epic minecraft server where the wildlife populations are so lit, they’re plunging like a bungee jumper on steroids! With a 73% drop since 1970, you’ll be dodging endangered species left and right while trying to survive in this crazy virtual world. But don’t worry, our server has all the resources you need to build, craft, and conquer – just watch out for those pesky WWF activists trying to save the animals. Join now for a wild ride that’ll have you saying “what the actual heck is happening?!”

PolyCraft: Where the only thing grey is the list of people who actually read the server rules! 1.21 version – join us now!

Active, application, chest previews, Community, Discord, Double Shulker Shells, Friendly, Fun, Graves, grey, Greylisted, Invis. Item Frames, Join, list, master stonecutter recipes, more food, people, Polycraft, Read, rules, Server, smp, structure packs, Survival, tight-knit, Treefeller, trigger gotospawn, Vanilla, Version, Waystone

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8964
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Poly-Craft Minecraft Server

Description
Poly-Craft (Semi-Vanilla, Greylisted, Mature!) 1.21 Map started on 6/26/2024.

Overview:

Greylisted, semi-vanilla survival server
Focused on a tight-knit community

Features:

Waystone
Double Shulker Shells
Invis. Item Frames
Katters and Qraftys structure packs
Master Stonecutter recipes
More Food data pack
Chest/shulker previews
/trigger gotospawn
Treefeller
Graves

Join Us:

You can apply to join here.

Server IP: Polycraft.mcserver.us

Discord: Join our Discord

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Fill out the application form and get greylisted.
What version is the server running?	1.21 Map started on 6/26/2024.
What are the main features of the server?	Waystone, Double Shulker Shells, Invis. Item Frames, structure packs, Master Stonecutter recipes, More Food data pack, chest/shulker previews, etc.

Thank You for Staffing Our Brothels Minecraft Server

adult entertainment, adult industry, appreciation, brothels, Eastern European workers, employees, employment, Gratitude, human Resources, job market, labor force, labor supply, Minecraft, Server, service industry, sex work, sex workers, slavs, Staffing, staffing shortage, thank you, Workforce

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	121
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	30	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Love Letters Sent:	15	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Void Gems Collected:	33	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have plenty of slavs to go around! Need some extra hands to help you mine for diamonds? Look no further, our slavs are here to serve you. But don’t worry, they’re well compensated with virtual bread and potatoes.

Join our server and experience the thrill of running your very own brothel! Build your own redstone-powered love shack and watch as players from all over the world flock to your establishment. Just make sure to keep it PG-13, we don’t want any scandalous behavior on our server.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not try your hand at taming a dragon? That’s right, we have dragons roaming our server just waiting to be tamed. Just be sure to have plenty of enchanted apples on hand, those dragons can be quite picky eaters.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience all the madness and mayhem we have to offer. Who knew virtual slavs, brothels, and dragons could all exist in one place?

mfw i fuck up and reveal they feed me… Minecraft SMP

#youtube, answers, awkward, blockquotepmfw, confession, cringe, EMBARRASSING, Fail, Feed, feed me, fuck, fuck up, funny, Live, me, mfw, Minecraft, mistake, ONLINE, reaction, regret, Reveal, SMPpblockquote, social media, Video, viral

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5647
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Towns Built:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you actually have to use your brain to come up with answers? Well, look no further because on our server, we literally feed you the answers live! That’s right, no need to think for yourself anymore, just sit back and let us do all the work for you. Join now for the most brainless Minecraft experience of your life! Who needs intelligence when you have us feeding you answers like a baby bird? 🤣🐦 #EZmode #NoBrainNoProblem

CraftyLove

Affection, Blind, childhood friends, closeness, Communication, confusion, CraftyLove, DATING, emotions, family dynamics, friendship, goals, misunderstanding, physical contact, Priorities, realization, reconciliation, relationship, rural upbringing, Support, village life

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2304
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Dimension Hops:	11	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Void Armor Forged:	25

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can find love in unexpected places? Look no further than our server, where friendships can turn into something more in the blink of an eye!

Join our server and you might just find yourself in a situation like this: Imagine playing Minecraft with your childhood friend, grinding away at events and having a blast. Then, out of nowhere, your mom drops the bomb and asks when she can expect grandkids from you two! Turns out, everyone thinks you’re a couple except for you. Talk about a plot twist!

But fear not, on our server, you can turn awkward situations into beautiful love stories. Just like this player did, who finally realized their feelings for their friend and decided to give dating a shot. Who knew that all those years of friendship could turn into something more?

So come join us on our server and who knows, you might just find your soulmate in the most unexpected place. Love is in the air, along with creepers and zombies, of course!

TechWishCraft

advanced gadgets, dream gadgets, dream technology, fantasy tech, fictional innovations, fictional technology, Future Tech, Futuristic Concepts, futuristic devices, futuristic inventions, Futuristic technology, imaginary inventions, imaginary technology, sci-fi dreams, sci-fi technology, science fiction, tech dreams, TechWishCraft, wishful inventions, wishful technology, Wishful thinking

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	929
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Potions Brewed:	43
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Chimeras Created:	1

Do you ever wish you could teleport to different dimensions like in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have a secret mod that lets you do just that! Imagine exploring a world made entirely of candy, or battling dragons in a medieval realm. The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server also has a special potion that turns you into a flying unicorn. Yes, you heard that right. Fly through the skies with rainbow trails behind you and spread glitter wherever you go. Who wouldn’t want to join a server with such magical abilities?

So if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers, come join us for a truly unique and outrageous experience. Who knows what kind of adventures await you in our wacky world of wonders!

HezBlock Minecraft Server

aggression, Attack, border, Conflict, Defense, escalation, HezBlock, hezbollah, Hezbollah rockets, idf, international relations, Israel, Israel Defense Forces, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, RETALIATION, Rockets, SECURITY, Server, Terrorism, violence, War

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5403
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Divine Spears Created:	19	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

omg so liek u need to join dis server cuz it’s like a warzone but wit blocks and stuff. like 220 Hezbollah rockets crossed into Israel but in Minecraft it’s like creepers and zombies attacking ur base. u gotta build fast and fight hard to survive. it’s like a real-life battle but in pixel form. join now if u wanna test ur survival skills and have a blast with ur friends. trust me, it’s gonna be epic!

RefereeCraft: Banned for Life

61 year old, banned, female referee, former referee, Life, lifetime ban, RefereeCraft, sex tape, turkish

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	1696
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6394	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Star Shards Collected:	224	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

OMG YOU GUYS, THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN MORE LIT THAN THAT TURKISH FEMALE REF! SHE GOT BANNED FOR BEING IN A SEX TAPE WITH A 61 YEAR OLD REF, LIKE WHAT EVEN?! 😂 BUT ANYWAY, JOIN OUR SERVER BECAUSE WE GOT CRAZY SH*T GOING ON TOO! WE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH LLAMAS WEARING TOP HATS! PLUS, OUR MODS ARE LIKE FAIRY GODPARENTS BUT WITH DIAMOND SWORDS! SO COME JOIN US AND LET’S MAKE SOME MINECRAFT MAGIC TOGETHER! 🤪✨🦙 #BannedButStillLit #MinecraftMadness