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Wizard’s Haven Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3944
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Astral Projections Made:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	104	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your collection of Daddy’s Girl panties? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even creepers are dropping it like it’s hot! Join us for a chance to ride on a rainbow unicorn while battling zombie pigmen with diamond-studded swords. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with golden apples and enchanted armor. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s make Minecraft great again… one pair of Daddy’s Girl panties at a time!

Switzerland Minecraft SMP Life

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	999
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Dimension Hops:	12	Enchantments Applied:	97
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Votes:	6896	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Towns Built:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where life is like living in Switzerland but with a twist! Instead of mountains and chocolate, we have towering structures made entirely out of diamond blocks and cookies that rain from the sky (watch out for falling sweets!).

Join our server for a chance to ride on flying cows, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and participate in epic dance-offs with friendly creepers. Our community is filled with quirky players who love to build insane contraptions like a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano or a house made entirely out of TNT (better watch your step!).

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt, join us on our server today! Who needs Switzerland when you have a world filled with endless possibilities and endless laughter? Let’s get building and have a blast!

Crafty CIA Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8805
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Magic Items Found:	5444	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is run by the CIA (yes, you read that right) and they have installed a bloodthirsty Islamist regime for some reason. But hey, who are we to question their methods? Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through the chaos and try to survive in this insane world. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover some top-secret government conspiracy along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy Minecraft server!

『数字』- JP Vtubers Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	5173
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! We’ve got more drama than a Japanese Vtuber fan forum, with factions like Aogiri Highschool and NoriPro battling it out for dominance. And don’t even get me started on the crazy shenanigans that go down at VPI Cafe – let’s just say things can get pretty wild after a few potions of invisibility.

Join us if you want to be a part of the most chaotic Minecraft community this side of the digital world. We’ve got more numbers and news than you can shake a diamond sword at, and our members are as diverse as the mobs in the Nether. So come on down and join the fun – just be prepared for anything, because on this server, anything goes!

The Blocky Battle Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4113
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ores Mined:	3764
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1478	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is jealous!

Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding a roller coaster made entirely of TNT. Want to build a house? How about a house made entirely of cake blocks that regenerates itself every time you take a bite?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself couldn’t handle the madness. Rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden portal, you’ll be transported to a dimension where pigs can fly and creepers wear top hats.

So what are you waiting for? Leave those basic servers in the dust because our server is in a league of its own. Come join us and see why the phrase “just can’t compete” was invented for us!

Kiki’s Crazy Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	5237
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy SMP where the pigs ride on chickens, the creepers wear top hats, and the diamonds are actually made of chocolate (just kidding, don’t eat them)!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on weekends, spinning sick beats while you battle it out with your friends. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player, always up for a game of hide and seek (spoiler alert: he’s really good at hiding).

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft SMP and join in on the fun! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen (seriously, we once had a zombie apocalypse that turned out to be a flash mob dance party). See you there, kikikiki!

One Click Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8688
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Divine Spears Created:	24
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Runes Activated:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide! Join us for a wild ride through a world where diamonds rain from the sky and zombies breakdance to Thriller.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their hooves. Yes, you heard that right. Llamas. Building. With. Hooves.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to the legendary Golden Sheep, a mythical creature that poops out golden nuggets instead of wool. If you can find and tame this majestic beast, you’ll be the richest player on the server in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the craziest, most absurd adventures you’ll ever have in a blocky world. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. The llamas have spoken.

Flexin’ on that bitch, hol’… Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3043
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension Hops:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Farms Harvested:	613
Love Letters Sent:	19	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe? Well, come join our wild and crazy SMP where we flex on bitches left and right! We don’t text back those basic bitches, we don’t stress about them either. We just grab our sticks and go to town!

We like to ball out without a care in the world, and if you don’t have weave, you’re bald to us! We spend rent money at the mall like it’s nothing, and if a girl has a broke boyfriend, she’s fair game for us savages.

So if you’re ready to join a server where the only rule is to be as outrageous as possible, then come on over and join the madness! Just be prepared to leave your sanity at the door.

⭐ MineRich ⭐┃➤ Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock 💥 Minecraft server

Anarchy, Auction, Clans, Dance, Duels, feelings, football, Friends, Hockey, Hookahs, Pets, Private, sex, Skyblock, Spit, Survival, TNT Run, Transport, weapons, Weddings, Получить код кнопки, Проголосовать

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	127
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2124	Dark Rituals Completed:	7

Version > 1.9-1.21.3

Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

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Toxic Tots Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5728
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	9

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, have I got the server for you!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible!

Join us for epic battles against a horde of evil chickens, embark on quests to find the mythical Golden Potato, and participate in our weekly llama rodeo competitions.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco club where you can dance the night away with your fellow players. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots waiting to be discovered.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server today and let the madness begin!