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| Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 7436 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 10 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 | Animals Bred: | 126 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
come join our epic minecraft server where we make you feel like a minecraft god! you will be slaying dragons left and right, building castles taller than the sky, and mining diamonds like it’s your job (which it basically is on this server).
we have a secret potion that makes you run faster than a speeding bullet and jump higher than a kangaroo on steroids. you’ll be zooming around the map like a pro, leaving all the other players in your dust.
plus, we have a special quest where you have to find the legendary golden potato. rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the minecraft gods themselves.
so what are you waiting for? come join our server and become the ultimate minecraft master! just remember, with great power comes great responsibility (and a whole lot of fun).
