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BlockCraft2020: Vote for Creepers

BlockCraft2020, Conflict, CREEPERS, Diplomacy, election, election interference, foreign policy, Government, hezbollah, influence, instability, international relations, Lebanese president, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Politics, power struggle, presidential candidate, strategy, U.S, united states, Vote, Weakness

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9776
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Farms Harvested:	324
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Potions Brewed:	111	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12

haha u know what’s weak? not joining our epic minecraft server! we got more fun than a barrel of monkeys on roller skates!

join us and u can become the president of lebanon in minecraft! u can make all the laws and ride around in a diamond-encrusted limo!

we even have a secret underground base where u can plot against ur enemies and steal all their diamonds!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and become the most powerful leader in all of minecraft!

Genie’s Wish Blockade

Aladdin, Aladdin and the Magic Lamp, Arabian folklore, Arabian Nights, BETRAYAL, Blockade, cautionary tale, consequences, Disney, fairy tale, FANTASY, folklore, friendship, génie, Genies, Greed, Magic, moral dilemma, moral lesson, Selflessness, Unintended Consequences, Wishes

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	971
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

so, like, u know how aladdin was all like “i wanna be a prince” and then the genie was all like “ok cool” and made him a prince? well, turns out, aladdin accidentally stole other people’s wishes when he made friends with the genie. like, imagine u were just about to wish for a million diamonds or something, and then aladdin comes along and takes that wish for himself. that’s messed up, right?

but hey, on our server, u can make all the wishes u want without worrying about some sneaky aladdin stealing them from u. we got genies who are way more chill and won’t let anyone mess with ur wishes. plus, we got flying carpets that u can ride around on and explore the craziest worlds u can imagine. u can even team up with ur friends and go on epic quests to find hidden treasures and defeat evil monsters.

so, like, if u wanna have a magical time and make all the wishes u want without any aladdins getting in ur way, then u gotta join our server. trust me, it’s gonna be a whole new world of fun!

The Diamond Rush: Where even the creepers are after those shiny rocks!

Active players, adult community, apply, bedrock, Chest Shops, Community, CREEPERS, Custom, Diamond, diamond bank, discord server, Economy, Friendly, java, Land claiming, New server, non-toxic experience, Perks, Player Warps, rocks, Rush, Semi Vanilla, Shiny, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3129
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8288	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6245
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Age	1 week old
Active Players	5-10 at a time
Custom Features	Custom diamond bank system, levels to unlock perks, land claiming, player shops and warps
Community	Mainly for adults, but all are welcome

FAQ

Q: How can I apply to join the server?

A: You can apply by joining our Discord server here.

Q: What kind of perks can be unlocked by leveling up?

A: You can unlock new perks such as more homes, new commands, and other enhancements as you level up.

Q: Can players create their own chest shops?

A: Yes, players can make chest shops to trade items with each other.

Q: Is the server environment toxic?

A: No, we focus on providing a non-toxic experience for everyone and strive to maintain a friendly community.

Chunky Assets Minecraft Server

assets, beauty standards, body acceptance, body diversity, body image, body positivity, body shaming, body shape, chunky, curves, flat bum, health, huge ass, Huge Tits, Minecraft, no breasts, obese, physical appearance, self esteem, self-confidence, Server, skinny, societal expectations, weight

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3577
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	424
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	47875

Tired of being a blocky potato in Minecraft? Come join our server and transform into a curvy, voluptuous block babe with the best bum and boob physics in the game! No more flat butts and pancake chests, it’s time to shake what your blocky mama gave ya!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Booty Bandits, a group of mischievous players who go around stealing all the diamond blocks and replacing them with…you guessed it, more booty blocks! Join them on their quest for the biggest booties in all of Minecraft.

So why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can join us and get that thicc block bod you’ve always dreamed of? Come on over and let’s get those cheeks clappin’!

””>Global Vacation Minecraft SMP””

break time, Competition, Fifa, football, friendly matches, gtGlobal, international break, international players, Matches, Minecraft, national teams, Players, Preparation, Qualifiers, rest period, smp, Soccer, sports, Teams, Tournaments, Training, travel, UEFA, vacation, World Cup

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1582
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Endless Night Skies:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with the same old players? Well, look no further because our server is like an international break for your Minecraft experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with players from all over the world, each bringing their unique playstyles and personalities to the table.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank unsuspecting players. One time, they turned the entire spawn area into a giant panda playground complete with bamboo slides and treehouse forts. You never know what kind of shenanigans they’ll get up to next!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server has a secret underground society of chicken warriors who are plotting to overthrow the oppressive rule of the cows. Will you join their cause and help them achieve chicken domination? Or will you stick with the cows and defend their right to rule the land?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

adult guest, cousin, ENTITLEMENT, exclusion, family, family dynamics, family event, family relationships, guest list, Minecraft, rude behavior, Server, stepson, Wedding, wedding controversy, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, Wedding guest, wedding guest list, wedding invitation, wedding planning, WeddingCraft

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8868
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Potions Brewed:	109	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like a soap opera! Join us for a wedding-themed adventure, where you can invite all your virtual family and friends without worrying about the cost per person.

Experience the thrill of excluding distant relatives and dealing with entitled guests who demand to bring their girlfriend’s son to the wedding. Will you stand your ground like a boss or cave under pressure like a noob?

Witness epic family feuds, intense arguments, and wild accusations as you navigate through the chaos of wedding planning. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to provide all the drama you could ever want?

So come on down and join us for a wedding celebration like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated debate over whether or not to invite that random guy you met once at a family gathering years ago. The drama never ends on our server!

NoFamousFriendsAllowed

acquaintance, aita, BELIEF, famous friend, Fan, friend group, Gatekeeping, grudge, Hollywood, Meeting, NoFamousFriendsAllowed, proof, validation

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4075
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
Astral Projections Made:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	122	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can flex your Hollywood connections? Look no further than our server, where everyone knows someone famous! Join us and impress your friends with your star-studded connections. And don’t worry, we won’t gatekeep like that acquaintance who didn’t believe you. We welcome all players, whether you’re BFFs with Beyoncé or just a fan from afar. So come on in and let’s make some virtual Hollywood magic together!

FlawlessCraft SMP

biggest flaw, FlawlessCraft, flaws and imperfections, imperfections, introspection, personal growth, self acceptance journey, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-awareness journey, self-awareness process, self-criticism, self-criticism journey, self-discovery journey, self-improvement journey, self-improvement process, self-reflection journey, smp

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9327
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Divine Spears Created:	13	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Ores Mined:	4986
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, fear not my friend, because our server is here to save you from the mundane! Join us and discover a world where your biggest flaw is actually your greatest strength!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a gang of killer bunnies ambush you. But don’t worry, because on our server, killer bunnies are actually your loyal minions who will fight by your side to protect your precious loot.

And that’s not all! Ever wanted to ride a flying pig into battle? Well, on our server, pigs have wings and are armed with laser beams. So saddle up and prepare for an epic adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and embrace your flaws, because on our server, they’re what make you a true Minecraft legend.

CraftyLiesMC

BETRAYAL, biggest lie, concealed truth, cover up, CraftyLiesMC, Deceit, Deception, denial, dishonesty, facade, False narrative, falsehood, hidden reality, Hidden Truth, personal deception, Secrets, self-deception, self-delusion, still telling, untruth, white lie

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	1918
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	477
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Are you tired of living a double life in Minecraft, pretending to be a peaceful farmer when deep down you’re a ruthless warrior? Well, on our server, you can finally embrace your true self and let your inner chaos reign supreme! Join us and unleash your wildest lies and deceit in a world where deception is not just encouraged, it’s required!

Our server is home to the most epic battles and craziest betrayals you’ll ever experience. Imagine building an alliance with your fellow players, only to turn on them in the most unexpected way possible. Trust us, the drama is real and the laughs are endless!

So if you’re ready to let go of all your inhibitions and dive headfirst into a world of deception and chaos, then join us on our server. Who knows, maybe the biggest lie you’ll tell is that you’re actually a peaceful farmer…but we’ll know the truth. 😉

GenderBenderCraft Server

civil liberties, E.U., equality, European Court of Justice, European law, european union, gender equality, Gender Identity, GenderBenderCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, landmark decision, legal gender changes, legal precedent, legal ruling, lgbtq rights, Nations, recognition, rules, Server, social justice, top court, transgender rights

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	569
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

so, like, this server is like the top court of Minecraft, bro. we got rules and stuff, but they’re like, totally cool. you can change your legal gender in any E.U. nation and we’ll recognize it, cuz we’re all about that inclusivity, ya know? join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and gender equality. plus, we have the dankest memes this side of the block. come on, join us and be part of the coolest Minecraft community around!