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Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 4789 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 12 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 |
Crops Grown: | 1078 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 15 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 9 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 85 |
Our server is so cutting-edge, we still have dial-up internet and use carrier pigeons to send messages. But don’t worry, we’re working on getting those fax machines built into our devices permanently – because who needs modern technology anyway?
Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community so tight-knit, it’s like a family of villagers trading emeralds. So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor – you’ll need it!