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Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 7055 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 8 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the Catholic girls are on birth control because they’re too busy building massive CASTLES and REDSTONE contraptions to worry about having babies! Join us for a wild ride filled with CREEPERS who are actually just misunderstood and looking for hugs, DIAMONDS raining from the sky, and ENDER DRAGONS who moonlight as DJs spinning sick beats in the Nether realm. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this INSANE adventure – join our server today!